Official Home of the New Order of Highsec
Highsec is rough.
Alchemetic fled to lowsec.
Griefers in Amamake?
What is happening to EvE Online?
Alchemetic wanted quick easy isk.
However, griefers are everywhere…
This is just a game.
Why don’t griefers go to nullsec?
Lowsec should be a SAFE SPACE for new players.
Griefers are ruining the game!
Stupid space bullies!
Grrrrhathat.
Are new players exempt from PvP?
Rookies are, by definition, less than 30 days old.
Although it’s not clear what constitutes “rookie griefing”, it can only occur within a few specific locations.
What exactly is griefing? Nobody knows. I’ve spoken with several gamemasters, and they clearly do not agree with one another. They informed me that CCP has no official definition. Aside from three examples, there is no formal policy.
We are not allowed to scam new players (within a rookie system), or trick them into opening a yellow box, or disrupt the tutorial. However, what happens when a rookie begins mining? They are no longer in the tutorial, so are we allowed to PvP? Indeed, a gank is not a scam, nor a trick, nor is it a scenario in which we “fire freely”.
Is ganking griefing? I find it noteworthy that the rookie griefing policy does not mention ganking, at all.
Only forum trolls claim otherwise.
I’ve asked CCP, whether ganking new players is allowed. If the developers did not want to endanger nubs, then why send them to Hek (a notoriously dangerous system)? I believe the intent is to expose rookies to PvP, via the risk of ganking. I can’t say that CCP agrees, but I asked if they agree, and they certainly did not disagree.
Regardless, Landslide is not a new player.
He died in Eystur, which is neither Lustrevik nor Hek.
He still claimed rookie rights.
What a loser crybaby!
He reported all my accounts.
All of them.
He cried for a long time.
Landslide believes in the Hateless doctrine.
PvP, in a PvP game, is “greefing”.
Landslide decided to take a stand for justice.
He reported everyone.
Subsequently, Landslide followed me to Abudban.
He was on cougar patrol.
The other miners mocked his emotional distress.
The miners didn’t listen to Landslide.
Nobody cared.
Landslide begged Hon Risalo to flee.
However, Hon didn’t want to stop mining.
Indeed, Hon won -46.7 million isk!
Landslide was left crying into the void.
There was nobody left to run away.
Hello!
I’ve been traipsing through space.
Recently, I found myself in Brapelille.
EvE University sent their best bounty hunter to track me down.
It was a massacre.
Local miners weren’t sure what was happening.
Newbro Kha’ll barely survived.
However, he saw a business opportunity.
Catalyst salvaging is profitable!
Meanwhile, miners kept dying, one by one.
Kha’ll wasn’t even upset.
He just won’t forget.
Kha’ll found his lifelong space nemesis.
It was his first PvP experience.
He doesn’t care at all.
He’s gonna put a 145 on me.
Kha’ll is a real man.
He told me off.
Now I’ve got a real bounty.
Meanwhile, other miners noticed something amiss.
Raja Ovaert scrambled to salvage additional wrecks.
However, Charles Sheldon was mystified.
He was an EvE veteran, but had never seen anything like this.
Major Miner Sheldon soon joined the other wrecks.
Eventually, antiganking reinforcements arrived.
It was a bad day for the miners of Brapelille.
Sometimes, you just need to dock up.
There’s no shame in being afraid.
Thanks for the free advertising!
The Miners of Misneden, Part 1
Previously, miner Nelforce quit EvE Online.
The other miners dared Alt 00 to destroy them.
They tried to bully and shame Alt.
They argued that Highsec PvP is bad.
They refused to pay rent.
They summoned powerful friends from nullsec.
They even threatened the sanctity of me, your royal Majesty.
They called me a witch!
These miners didn’t like me.
These miners were uppity.
These miners were crying.
There was only one way to respond.
To be continued…
PAPI had a rough night.
Meanwhile, Aikowatchers noticed something unusual.
Opportunity knocked, and Kelgoroth seized the opportunity of a lifetime.
He thanked everyone who helped achieve his goal.
Miners will do anything for me.
I’ve got perky social skills.
When you fleet with Aiko, magic happens.
What could possibly go wrong?
I even won a free Paladin!
Don’t be shy!
CCP might ban me, but they’ll never ban the memories.
After Kalvaen committed suicide (in real life), I returned to Serren.
His fellow Goons were mourning, with a sad mining dirge.
Mongoly led the lamentations.
I wondered why Goon High Command would send miners to die in Highsec.
Plot Twist: Mongoly is a deserter, absent without leave.
Double Plot Twist: Kalvaen (aka Lulu) didn’t commit suicide?!?
Multiple sources indicate Kalvaen and Lulu are the same person.
Apparently, the ‘brothers’ have a history of suicide roleplay.
Previously, Emille Droffer refused to pay rent…
…and Nelforce vowed to quit EvE Online.
He was a miner of principle.
So he uninstalled forever.
Alt 00 was left to clean up the remains.
Alt discovered augmented rogue drones, attacking a defenseless rock.
Smartbombs were deployed, and the threat neutralized.
The drones were traced to a Porpoise, which was euthanized.
Alt 00 began to realize…
…Misneden was infested with miners!
To be continued…
I’ve been away for a while. Apparently, Princess Aiko doesn’t like it when you pull on her ponytail. Fortunately, I am no longer grounded!!
Previously, on Krig’s Korner, I helped a miner.
I also saved an entire miner’s guild.
I-F-L = I Fucking Lost?
Captain Krig always gets his whale.
“But, reee! I don’t see an orca killmail… Where is it?!”
Calm down, Deckhand Julian. See that golden pod up there?
Krig Povelli > Hi
Krig Povelli > Would you like to save your ship?
Asketus > ok
He was quite reasonable, surrendering 700 million and the Orca.
Asketus > ok thx
Asketus > you were smarter than metoday
I sure was!
Meanwhile, miner Warugaki continues to seek Safety services.
We had been trying to let him move on with his life.
However, he discovered the night shift.
A quick conversation was lucrative, for no apparent reason.
Everyone was amazed.
Subsequently, Warugaki bought a travel visa.
It wasn’t cheap.
When that didn’t work, he bought another.
Why?
Some people just really want to mine in Delve.
Every day brings new victories.
When maximus died, I knew he was special.
He told his mining mates that everything was fine.
He thought he was winning.
maximus orelious > you lost more isk than me
maximus orelious > do the math
maximus orelious > you got schoooled
maximus orelious > yall lost more isk than me lmao
Jinx Beirutbomb > Miner, are you bad at math?
maximus orelious > i only lost 57 mil
maximus orelious > actually less cause my wreck stilll there
Aiko Danuja > How much salvage can you get from a retriever wreck?
Lufiaspawn > you’re all fools, he’ll make that isk back in 2 weeks of mining 10 hours a day!
Maximus didn’t believe a girl could kill an Orca.
If he read my blog, he’d know something.
Krig Povelli taught me a secret trick.
I can’t kill orcas, but my boyfriend can!
Maximus tried to bluff his way out.
Then he tried to scam me.
He even sent an unfit barge!
Meanwhile, the other Procurer tried ganking.
As always, I was victorious.
Nice!
LIVE UPDATE:
That’s right.
I’m here to promote Safety.
It’s a pleasure doing business with you!
Cheers!
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