Category: revenge

Christmas Deathwish

Listening to: Precious

EvE Online has some interesting characters.

Sometimes they go too far.

This is the story of Longtooth the Miner.

Hey there.

Normally, carebears use a Vexor.

He found me attractive.

Never trust a man who mines in Highsec.

He actually was a new player.

Barely eighteen years old…

Just another antisocial sociopathic CEO in EvE Online.

We soon learned a shocking truth…

This guy is a total pleb.

Just then, Good Girl Kara tried to stick up for me.

Oof!

Just a typical Highsec miner.

At least he’s not mad.

He’s just… not well in the head.

What a guy.

Cheerzah!

Novus Plebbo

Listening to: CASTOLE RADIO

It’s no secret.

We were in CODE, and they weren’t.

They were are mad at James 315.

I call them gankbears.

After James died, it was time to take out the trash.

So we got rid of Hrothgar Nilsson.

However, he made his own alliance, pretending to be us.

Like, for real bro.

James called them ‘former fans’.

[ 2017.03.24 22:58:46 ]
Hrothgar Nilsson > i’m about to go mining.
Hrothgar Nilsson > undocking in my mining ship. gank away.
Hrothgar Nilsson > these are not competing professions
Hrothgar Nilsson > the whole is greater than the sum of its part. Null-sec F1 monkey + agent, or miner + agent, or station trader + agent….. you get better at both by being both
Hrothgar Nilsson > i have successfully baited half a dozen concordokkens

Hrothgar runs a mining alliance.

Sad, but true.

Weird, but true.

So I accepted his challenge.

Doctor Zarkov > i made billions that is just a minoe drawback

AFK carebears aren’t real gankers.

They use their character bio as a blog?

xD

Gankbears just grind for isk.

I PvP for fun.

He didn’t want that pod anyways!

Here’s another Plebbo scout.

GF!

That’s right.

That’s right!

Highsec Miner Grab Bag #248

Highsec Miner Grab Bag #247

Nobody can read it all.

An ocean of salt, decades deep.

In EvE Online, you can be anything you want.

Some people are crybabies.

I’m just a tabloid journalist, in outer space.

I’m also a social worker, and your new high princess (hi there).

By many accounts, I’m the best.

I run a real bad corp.

It’s an intergalactic cartel.

My friends are happy to help.

We go way back.

I’ll see you on the gates.

Cheerzah brav.

Mad Cuz A Gank

Torvald Uruz quit, but then came back.

The instanced abyssalbear got ganked.

Next, he temper tantrum ragequit.

I investigated the mood in his channel.

The community is disappointed with Torvald.

Nobody likes a crybaby quitbear.

Torvald didn’t leave anything for friends.

Maybe he never had any.

He’s just big mad.

Cool story bro.

I guess he’s salty at CCP.

Oh well.

Farewell lonely spaceman.

Nobody is impressed.

What a waste.

Not a good way to go.

Yikes.

Sad.

Anyways.

=BONUS QUITTERS=

So many tragic stories…

Cheerzah!


Are You Stupid?

My name is Aiko Danuja.

I’m the greatest ganker in the game.

Some people call it piracy.

I think it’s just euthanasia.

Fools don’t take me seriously.

Those people are losers.

Look, I simply can’t respect a coward.

Meanwhile, I’m good at what I do.

I can be a real problem for your space business.

An annoying hassle, one might say.

You won’t like that side of me.

Apologies in advance.

I’m a High Princess.

Dunkin Dweebs

Hey there.

We are still ganking.

Antigankers are salty bads.

Totes obsessed with me.

Shaking my head.

Bro, I’m in class.

I’m not a retired bittervet boomer.

Archivist15 is another antiganking failure.

He hacked the CCP servers.

He’s gonna steal our accounts, our stuff, our Discords.

That’s an IRL felony, in game.

The Computer Fraud and Abuse Act of 1986 prohibits knowingly accessing a computer without authorization to obtain information, cause damage, or perpetrate fraud.

Eventually, Archi roleplayed a successful hack.

He’s part of the 315th Global Hacker Division.

Silly antigankers.