Official Home of the New Order of Highsec
Yesterday, we saw the burden of alliance leadership.
Voluminous unsolicited correspondence.
Oh boy…
Thanks for the intel.
I get lot of inquiries.
It’s not a cult. We are a congregational Fellowship of Friendos.
Next time, we’ll talk about sexual harassment in EvE Online.
That’s right.
That’s not gonna happen.
Like wtf.
Yep, that’s an antiganker.
Oh, hey there.
I guess it’s mailtime.
Some miners are not upset.
They are quite calm.
Some miners roleplay as notaminers.
No mining in Delve!
That’s right.
This Orca had plenty of ‘no’ warning…
It was all a setup! The miner exposed CCP’s evil ways.
I’m the most upvoted person in EvE forum history.
Unlike some people, I actually play EvE Online.
I get way too much email (unlike James, I don’t have a cute secretary).
It is funny tho.
A mining sniper, and not even his first time…
Bro has been doing that longer than I’ve played.
Send me one billion isk, buy 5 get one free.
Boy, I got so much game up in here.
Wow, just wow.
I can’t wait to hear more.
That’s right.
I won’t tolerate griefing in my alliance.
Sure thing, little buddy.
Ah, but I’m also cute.
That’s my isk/hr.
Hey, I’m having fun)
In EvE Online, carebears are creepbears.
Everything has a price.
There’s only way to respond.
I sent IceyCreeper619 straight to Zboard.
Then I sent a bill, for a bill.
What a neat trick.
Get ganked, miner.
That’s right.
Every miner has a dream.
It’s always nonsense.
Don’t forget to buy your mining permits.
Mr Boon is the antiganker who mines in Silen.
He keeps it classy in EvE Online.
Every carebear has a story to tell.
That’s right.
Some miners have a lot to say.
What’s ol Phek Phukking crying about?
Oh, I ganked him, I remember now…
… and I bet that’s his alt (double ganked).
Ok, gotta go.
o7 space capsuleers!
Miners talk a lot.
Sometimes they want revenge.
That’s right.
We help them find a niche.
That’s right.
Read all about it!
That’s right.
Listening to: MEGASAFE
It happened last night.
Oof.
Then it happened again.
That’s truly amazing.
He’s too poor for simping.
He’s just a Highsec miner.
What a pleb.
Miners are to be euthanized, and not heard.
=BONUS CONTENT=
Hananeri Muvila released his AI generated album, with such hits as Safety, Mining, and Aiko Wormtongued My Orca.
Listening to: My Let’s Play Mix
Red and basepilled.
Capsuleers make their own fate.
We like to help.
EvE Online is an Xtreme video game.
Ok, I’ll play, but…
Some of them went too far.
I know what to do.
Let’s kill them all.
Problem solved.
~=BONUS CONTENT=~
Sargon has released the MarkeeGankedOn cinematic experience.
Check it out boys.
Hey there.
We ganked a garbage truck.
Garbage can tycoon.
Billions of catalysts died…
Miners be crazy in EvE Online.
Facts…
This is the game we play…
Even garbage haulers are miners!
Be ye pirate, or be ye miner?
At least he’s not mad.
Talking about real dollars…
Oh my.
Miners deserve their fate.
I hope they calm down.
No reason to be dramatic.
Anyways…
Nobody likes a miner.
For real.
Yikesaroo…
It’s crazy, right?
That’s right.
He knows…
Dock up!
It’s not easy being a miner.
Antigankers can’t save you.
CCP won’t save you.
You might as well quit.
That’s right.
Listening to: Shadow Hunter
Oh hi, ya, I live here.
Sort of like a place you might expect me.
This is what GPT says we do.
#1 alltime destroyer/battlecruiser/bomber ALLTIME CHAMPIONS
PewPEWpew – heavy flak from barski
Now that’s REAL PvP.
I’ll add him to the list.
2+8+3=1 Dead Orca
It’s never too late to repent.
They wonder why we gank them…
COMING SOON
In thirteen plus one day…
=THIS SUMMER=
4.91 = 4 + 9 + 1 = 13 + 1
4 + 2 + 2 + 2 + 4 = 13 + 1
We caught a war criminal, in EvE Online.
