Category: Sex

Isanamo

Listening to: Shadow Hunter

Oh hi, ya, I live here.

Sort of like a place you might expect me.

This is what GPT says we do.

#1 alltime destroyer/battlecruiser/bomber ALLTIME CHAMPIONS

PewPEWpew – heavy flak from barski

Now that’s REAL PvP.

I’ll add him to the list.

2+8+3=1 Dead Orca

It’s never too late to repent.

They wonder why we gank them…

COMING SOON

In thirteen plus one day…

=THIS SUMMER=

4.91 = 4 + 9 + 1 = 13 + 1

4 + 2 + 2 + 2 + 4 = 13 + 1

We caught a war criminal, in EvE Online.

Absolute Pleb

It’s not griefing, when you are sincerely salty.

Losers can say whatever they want in EvE Online.

Eventually, he found me.

Gankers have to follow CCP’s EULA.

Crybabies enjoy free speech.

What a guy.

He’s absolutely salty.

This went on for a few days.

Meanwhile, the Absolute Pleb discord had a laugh.

It’s not harassment, when you are bad at EvE Online.

This is what antigankers do.

That’s appropriate language for a miner.

Let’s see what else he had to say.

PLOT TWIST: He likes me more than you)))))) xD

Miners can use all the bad words.

PLOT TWIST: He has a crush on me.

What a classy guy.

I have a solution for miners like him.

There’s your warning, buddy.

PLOT TWIST: Gankers are the coolest people in the galaxy.

Welcome to reality, little guy.

That’s right.

Antiganking Saltopia

Oi.

People notice me.

Hey there!

Hihi))

Antiganking miners say whatever they want.

Oh, I love it, thanks for asking.

Only gankers have to follow the EULA.

It’s ok, you can cry all day in EvE Online.

It’s not griefing, when you are salty.

It’s not harassment, if you are a whinebaby.

That’s right.

Cool story bro.

Nobody likes an antiganking miner.

Cheerzah!

Avalanche Down (2x)

Previously, the Avalanche was overpowered…

However, today we made history.

So yah, I logged into EvE Online…

Antigankers were already waiting.

They are kinda dumb.

Today, we are fishing in Uedama.

Hey there.

Great teamwork.

Op success.

Another fake gank.

That’s right.

Later that day…

***RUMORS AND INTEL***

***BEHIND THE SCENES***

***EXTERNAL LINKS***

The Brisc Rubal Home for Hot Unwed Mothers

Cheers!

Highsec Miner Grab Bag #245

Listening to: Zoot Suit Riot

Highsec Miner Grab Bag #244

Miners love to write.

Wow.

What a guy.

Yikesaroo.

I hope they feel better soon.

Miners are always poor…

…and more than a little dim.


Anyways…

At least they are happy.

I know how to have fun.

You love it, daddy-o.

That’s right!

Tell me more?

Fat Cat Came to Play
Now You Can’t Run Fast Enough
You Best Stay Away
When the Pushers Come to Shove
Throw back a bottle of beer
I have coal black hair

Griefing Gone Wild

Listening to: Snoop

Hot or not?

Hey there.

You know how I do.

Just Aiko things.

We especially love to grief newbros.

TrickyNicky started off as an antiganker’s miner.

I walked all over him.

Hey. If you can’t beat me, join me.

Well, he tried his best.

This way little guy.

Wow, there you go!

Now that’s a neat trick, Nick!

Haha, we sure griefed that poor newbro streamer.

That’s how you play EvE Online.

When the miner’s in the belt
Drop it like it’s hot
Drop it like it’s hot
Drop it like it’s hot
When CONCRD try to get at you
Gank it like it’s hot
Gank it like it’s hot
Gank it like it’s hot
And if a freighter get a attitude
Pop it like it’s hot
Pop it like it’s hot
Pop it like it’s hot

And I roll the best weed ’cause I got it going on
Uh! I’m a nice gal, with some nice dreams
See these Catalysts, see these Coercers?
High security, million isk boats
The interior like red
Killer with the beat, I know killers that are elite
You should think about it, take a second

I’m a gangsta, but y’all knew that
Da Big Boss B, yeah I had to do that
Ain’t no other way to play the game the way I play
I can’t fake it, just break it, and when I take it
See I specialize in making all the miners get safe

Still Here

Listening to: 2Pac

*****

Hey there.

Welcome to EvE Online.

In this game, you make your own fate.

I fly with the N.I.G.G.A CODE. SAFET crew.

That’s right. OHGOD <-just take a look

=SIDEBAR=

It’s not racist, according to 2pac himself.

It’d be more racist to let White progressive activists dictate language. If a Black rapper says that word isn’t racist, and he wants everyone to say it, then who am I to disagree? Who are you? Wow, who knew this blog would offer such a powerful learning moment?

o*=Thoughtful and Nuanced=*o

Like, for real yo. You can buy it on Amazon.

Some people choose to be miners.

Other people choose something else.

This could be your perspective.

However, my perspective is much better.

You know what I mean?

Why won’t anybody stop me?

I guess I’m just better than the rest.

xD

I love taking out the trash!