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Miners love to mine.
That’s why they are always AFK.
I’m so glad they mine with Safety.
We are always watching (and don’t tell anyone).
We keep the peace.
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Check out this shrinking ship value.
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Carebear PvP
Miners don’t like PvP.
It’s a distraction.
They dare us to show them what’s up.
They want us to do it.
Anyways…
Cheerzah brav.
Rookie Salt
Why kill corvettes?
I gank for fun, not isk.
If you don’t like it, whatever.
We are here for entertainment.
The true measure of a kill is the salt.
Any gankbear can get yet another killmail.
I’ve got tens of thousands (more than you).
So no, I’m not sorry.
Some people will never understand.
It’s not about isk (or slot plug count).
It’s about actual FUN in EvE Online.
I’m a real gankerette.
Unfortunately, some people are never happy.
They literally sit there for hours.
That drives them crazy.
What will happen next?
Actually, maybe I should make a website?
This sounds like content!
Oh wait, there’s more?
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That’s right!
That’s right…
Until next time…
Welcome back!
To be continued?
Oh look, this miner did a cloak trick…
That’s incredible.
Anyways…
That’s why we gank miners.
The Psycho in SICO, Part 2
There’s a bad boy in EvE Online.
The miners talk about him in local.
He sounds like a big space bully!
What can be done?
Technically, SICO is allied to AO.
A Supreme Officer investigated the ice anomaly.
Alas, even the best friendships can go awry.
Will these old friends bump into each other again?
To be continued…
12 Billion Isk Mining Permit
I sell the best mining permits.
Everybody enjoys customer service.
How much isk will you send me?
Play EvE Online, and find out!
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Simo’s First Mining Permits
Hey there.
Miners need permission.
This is serious space business.
That’s right.
This story isn’t over.
I love permit doubling.
You can stack them for extra Safety.
Cool shades, bro!
To be continued…
Cry Harder
Hey there.
Some gankbears are SALTY.
They miss James 315… where’d he go?
Now they’ve got to deal with me.
I’m very popular these days.
I love it.
That’s right.
That’s right…
Cheerzah!
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Isn’t that right?
Clamplay
Hey there.
Welcome to EvE Online.
Cool story bro.
Everybody needs Safety.
Unfortunately, we don’t need losers.
We especially don’t need carebears.
Meanwhile, Hrothgar loves miner for3skin.
Well, ok then.
Isn’t that funny?
That’s right.
Do you like that?
I know how to have a good time.
Do you?
Cheerzah!
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Nobody likes a miner.
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