Official Home of the New Order of Highsec
Hey there.
Welcome to EvE Online.
Cool story bro.
Everybody needs Safety.
Unfortunately, we don’t need losers.
We especially don’t need carebears.
Meanwhile, Hrothgar loves miner for3skin.
Well, ok then.
Isn’t that funny?
That’s right.
Do you like that?
I know how to have a good time.
Do you?
Cheerzah!
Everybody loves a blog.
Nobody likes a miner.
We are here to help.
That’s right.
That’s right!
Nobody likes a miner.
That’s the law!
o7 capsuleers!
Indeed.
Cheerzah brav!
It’s a love story from beyond time.
This Valentine’s we remember what really matters.
I take personal responsibility for all of that.
Any idiot can create an alliance in EvE Online.
Dead alliances generally have bad leadership.
You can’t silence an obvious truth.
Gai understood the SAFETY CODE. governs Highsec mining.
However, Assistance Group is an entirely different alliance.
Same people (not me), but with different alts.
We They offer Highsec mining assistance, with paid training.
There was no need to wait.
That’s right.
Wow, FREE PvE fits!
To be continued…
My killboard is pretty great.
I know it drives some people mental.
Many have fallen along the way.
I again ascended on Christmas EvE, a sign of things to come.
Gankbears really just don’t get it.
Mere killmails are for beginners and rookies.
Even miners know there’s more to my game.
James called it bumping.
Carebears, whether gankers or miners, should take note.
I will bump you out of the circle (again).
Enjoy the ride.
Some fall further than others.
How low can you go?
I like to find out!
Did you want to PvP me?
Are you winning?
How’d that work out for you?
Another happy ending!
Cheerzah!
xD
Double xD
Triple xD
That’s right.
=FINAL THOUGHTS=
=FINAL MEMORIES=
=BONUS UPDATE=
=GEOGRAPHY LESSON=
The Miners of Misneden, Part 5
Misneden is in a state of rebellion.
However, the Misneden Militia is often AFK.
Agent Alt 00 was determined to save the miners.
They didn’t like this.
They accused us of cultplay.
I am well above the law.
Suddenly, real gankers…
Exhibit 47
Calm down, miner.
Lena is big mad.
CCP is investigating.
Fortunately, I have a space attorney.
Icelandic law allows one (1) week for all dispute resolutions.
Maybe someday you’ll read about this on Reddit.
That’s right.
=BONUS KILLMAIL=
Farewell, Lena Jackyard!
Ready or not!
Miners don’t like PvP.
It’s way too organized.
That’s fine with me.
We are all friends here.
Welcome to the team.
That’s right.
I guess it’s that time of year.
That’s right.
That’s also right.
Of course, some people lack holiday spirit.
What are your New Year’s resolutions?
I’m probably gonna have fun.
I even learned a cute new spell.
Cheerzahcadabbra!
Another happy miner.
I love to help.
xD
Where will he go next?
Silent Company had a lot to say.
So I sent bumpers after them.
Eons ago, James 315 was a bumper.
One bump can change the course of a fleet.
It took John E McCain, just four days to subdue Greater Ottawasa.
Local went empty.
On Day 5, Phoebe Beeblebrox tried to break the blockade.
Georgia B Dixie (aka John E Normus) was on the case.
The illegal miners were escorted away.
An empty belt is a compliant belt.
To maintain tranquility, Georgia would cloak after each bump.
Spooky!
To be continued…
