Official Home of the New Order of Highsec
Listening to: Miner Down
Some alliances are trash.
Some are not.
My alliance has a flagblog, with fun stories about Tee Ka’s alts.
We provide a real service for the community.
We are doing great!
Miners are so stupid, and they don’t even know it.
Fumbled? No loot? What?
No kidding.
Some carebears hide behind a good sport veneer.
I see right through that.
What would make my alliance better?
GarRrrAR Gr00)00)((()()()()N
What a game.
Listening to: Valefor
I’m a Highsec ganker.
I love to help new players in 0.656.
Mike Azariah can feed free frigates.
I’ll just take them away.
xd
Nobody likes a miner.
That’s right!
That’s right.
xaxa)
BONUS SCREENSHOTS
=LIVEBLOG CONTINUES=
He just needs one more thing…
Another mining permit sold.
This is how miners die.
Some poors can’t afford mining permits.
We accept all forms of payment.
Boy that’s crazy.
EvE Online is no place for children.
Don’t let your kids become crybabies.
Safety agents are standing by.
Mine around and find out.
Here’s another zkill on demand.
It was a shame to see
It was insane, the way we’d roll
We were the big, bad pitbull
Diggin a big, black holeIt was deranged the way we’d roll
Everything around was like a little bitty town
We were the old tornadoTry to get out but we just keep stickin’ around,
‘Cause it is a very good bad thing we’ve found
I’ve got some cigarettes, I’ve got some stuff to try
We’ll play ’til we dieGonna kill you yeah
This is the private log of Captain Krig Povelli.
Recently, I came within 1,588m of a compressor.
Fleet chat was invigorating.
Suddenly, spaceships.
Plot Twist: I’m Krig Povelli.
I beat my own fleet at their own game.
There was no way to heal.
The ganker guy left no space.
This is what defeat looks like.
CONCORD just watched.
That fleet sucked.
Set up, hacked, and dunked.
Every fleet has winners and losers.
Aside from yours truly, this fleet was full of losers.
They decided to downgrade.
They also vowed revenge.
Will pirate kings save the miners?
Doubt.
I can’t wait for our next fleet!
Before James 315 passed away…
… he taught me a neat trick.
Miners never seem to understand…
Wee! (what’s happening to me?)
Haha, gankers are so stupid, right?
Wait a minute…
What’s wrong with miners??
Like hello, you died an hour ago…
Everybody loves Gallente space.
Full speed ahead…
That’s right.
Cheerzah!
Listening to: AI AIKO
Don’t be salty.
Australian Jesus > all done mining?
Alsvidarr > lol
Australian Jesus > enjoy docking
Alsvidarr > to think I need this to plex
Australian Jesus > nobody mines for fun mate
Alsvidarr > lmao
Alsvidarr > you’re cute
Alsvidarr > you think I can’t make ISK
Australian Jesus > if you could do it elsewhere, you’d be there
Alsvidarr > you clearly don’t know anything
That sucks for you.
I bet you are space rich…
That’s why you are in Highsec?
Ok buddy.
Miners sure have a way with words.
Oh well.
Listening to: The Ice Pirates
I play EvE Online.
It’s like Idiocracy, in outer space.
Everyone loved the tale of Tee Ka and his alts.
Now meet Ketse…
He can transfer 60-70b!
He’s a self-proclaimed goonpirate!
What a guy.
He also steals my ice.
So I helped him stop.
He was enthusiastic.
However, he forgot about his other Mackinaws.
It was a Pirate v Pirate space battle.
I guess he’s a fan?
I think he asked me on a date.
It’s a hard knock life.
I wish Ketse all the best.
However, the feeling is not mutual.
BUSTED!
Back to low…
What a crazy miner.
What a noons!
Everybody in Delve will pay.
That’s right.
I wish I was good at this game.
At least he’s not mad.
That’s right.
At least he’s still a fan…
…but ow we are no longer frriends =((
Is this salt? 🙂
Cheerzah!
=POSTSCRIPT=
Miners make a lot of threats.
Naturally, we evict riffraff.
Sometimes, they are crazier than normal.
Yep, it’s a Jesus miner.
The power of Christ compels!
They’ll never calm down.
That’s right.
Cheerzah!
=BONUS CONTENT=
Let’s see what Catalina had to say.
Ah, it’s a make-a-deal miner.
Sounds legit.
This was one tough negotiator.
Wow, this miner has connections.
Miner’s rebellion when?
Mmhm, sure.
Anyways, I got killrights.
I had to get out of there!
…then I came back (with more killrights).
Fun times!
Someone is always griefing the carebears.
So CCP put their free incursion money on a distant island.
Boo hoo hoo. Grr CCPuh-leez.
Maybe griefers would kill mom, for free?
Alas, gankers refuse to PvE on demand.
Island PvE is too much for lazy crabs.
Island mechanics are killing the game!
Why is CCP doing this?
There was a mom, but still no fleet…
Highsec carebears only want the easiest isk.
Finally, CCP spoonfed a nearby destination.
To be continued…
Let’s try ChatGPT…
Listening to: Fake Cop Gets Arrested
Antigankers are real plebs.
They’ve got nothing better to do.
Wee woo wee woo.
Wait, he’s extorting me?
See what I did there?
Miner Revenge wanted antiganker Lu’Ce to STFU.
So the antiganker suspected him of being me.
I’m not Aiko!
Even miners hate antigankers.
I do James work (he’s permanently AFK).
Every miner must drink Jamestown Koolaid.
Drink up.
Thank James for me.
In Osmon, Lu’Ce has found purpose.
She announces me.
I’ve made a lot of new friends!
Revenge is Mary’s alt?
Antigankers have it all figured out.
Stay tuned!
*Plot Twist*
Lu’Ce secretly conspires with gankers.
Nice!
