Hello there.
Well, let’s take a look.
He sounds like a happy miner.
)))
xD
Yurikellos
Category: Tears
End of an Era, Part 9
The incursion community is in trouble.
If we kill the mom, they lose.
That’s a real problem.
Incursion bears are fresh out of karma.
The miners keep begging someone to care.
However, Roulin makes everyone depressed.
The incursion community is done.
To be continued…
Tee Ka Gets PKd, Part 7
Tee Ka done got PKd, again and again.
This is what happens when you vow to antigank.
His antiganking career is not going well.
Tee Ka was demoralized.
I tried to encourage him.
Would Tee Ka accept my olive branch of infinite mercy?
So he quit the game, forever.
To be continued…
Tavory Goes Bankrupt
Anyways…
Lister is an antiganker.
He warns his fellow AFK miners.
What a guy.
Another win for the antigankers, right?
Have I ever mentioned…
…miners are kinda stupid, right?
No gankers gank you, ok miner.
Tavory lost everything, forever and ever.
Yria is Syria, Part 1
Listening to: Every Rose Has Its Thorn
=WHY WE FIGHT=
Aiko watchers may remember the Audaerne Free Trade Zone, which evicted Silent Company and exiled them to Ronne.
Ikarus remembers…
All screenshots below from actual SICO interactions!
Silent Company is a pestilence upon Highsec, sucking new players into a mining trap. Newbros are soon bored to death with endless moon mining and scummy buybacks. Who will save them?
As a woman, in real-life and in EvE Online, I’m used to disgustingly inappropriate comments from incel miners. However, Silent Company has always struck me as particularly misogynistic.
Look, here’s the facts….
My boyfriend appreciates all the nice things I do for him, and when you try to shame me, he PLEXes all my accounts and his accounts and his friend’s accounts and even our mom’s accounts.
I’ve read what Silent Company has to say.
Their CEO, Ikarus Cesaille, claims “zero tolerance” for sexism, racism, and all those other isms. However, that’s just narcissistic whitewashing, as he attempts to weasel himself from the consequences of what his members have said and done.
Silent Company keeps it real classy, ya kno?
CCP knows I abide by the EULA.
I even got a GM commendation.
As a capsuleer in good standing, I am allowed to destroy you.
Excuse me, but my bra size is personal and private. I know my pictures are floating around, but you need to calm down.
Imagine, my surprise, when I realized this little group of toxic incels migrated from Ronne to Yria.
Apparently, Ikarus didn’t get the message.
Some things never change.
Oh, you do? You like that?
I think I’ll stick around.
Silent Company, I say to you…
I’ve heard you, I feel you, and I have decided upon a response.
To be continued…
End of an Era, Part 8
Previously, on AikoBomp…
Halbrad begged for a mining permit.
The miners debated whether to pay.
Subsequently, Halbrad struggled to clear his name.
Out of ideas, the miners waited patiently.
Just then, the gankers noticed a payment from CCP.
I guess we are getting paid?
We call ourselves the MomPoppers.
It’s not griefing, when it’s part of a business plan.
As for the miners…
…they were demoralized.
To be continued…
Tee Ka Gets PkD, Part 6
Tee Ka died, again and again.
His alt gave an interview.
Tee Ka was mad.
He struggled to understand.
Why was Tee Ka ganked?
After all, he purchased a mining permit.
Everyone urged Tee Ka and his alt to relax.
This would not happen.
To be continued…
Krig’s Korner, Episode 14
Well, hello there.
My name is Krig Povelli.
I am an honopurable pierate.
In my spare time, I enjoy helping miners.
I care deeply about each new player.
Oh look, Harvester drones!
Another happy miner.
Who knew Rookie space was so profitable?
Cheers!
=BONUS CONTENT=
TIME TRIALS
Antigankers are dumb.
Surprise! Baited on a free pod.
Ch’lana got dunked, as her alt Maako noticed.
Learza offered some friendly advice.
This was the end of Maako’s space adventure.
Miner Sarcasim interrupted, ruining the moment.
Sarcasim cries more than Maako.
He declared a time war.
This helped Learza sell more mining permits.
Code Ready Gelhan, Part 47
Listening to: Tunnel Snakes Rule!
Mission Ready Mining (aka Fly Fearless) was not ready.
Years ago, Kalongned wrote a brief recap.
He wrote this back when I was busy euthanizing CODE.
After fleeing to Uemiseisen, the miners were still not ready.
Fortunately, an elite Assistance Group was deployed.
The AG team loves helping miners get ready!
In particular, they train miners to fight the Tunnel Snake Empire.
My alliance URL honors their experience, with a URL.
I also enjoy cybersex.
AG instructors would bump miners, during simulated Snake attacks.
Mission Ready Mining thus enjoyed a free Platinum training regimen.
This came with easy to understand audio instructions.
Miner bootcamp would continue indefinitely, and could only be terminated via payment of a modest cancellation fee.
Tunnel Snakes bump, gank, and wardec miners in Highsec. They tend to be rude to everyone, and spend much of their time cussing in local. Tunnel Snake sympathizers are also known to use vulgar language.
Meanwhile, local chat was continuously filled with fascinating factoids.
Founded in 2017, Assistance Group is a group of Trainers who are dedicated to defending Highsec. Assistance Group provides the expertise and support Highsec miners need to defend themselves against the Tunnel Snake menace.
The Tunnel Snakes have a number of corporations under their direct/indirect control. More specific intel on Tunnel Snakes and/or their affiliated organizations is only available to Class B or higher Trainers.
BE ON THE LOOKOUT FOR: Individuals with the words ‘Tunnel Snake’ in player biographies, ship names, corporation names, etc. Class B and above Trainers can report Tunnel Snake activity in our invite-only intel channel.
Assistance Group’s hands on approach to training gives Highsec miners the edge they need to rid Highsec the Tunnel Snake menace. This means defeating not only the Tunnel Snakes, but their sympathizers and puppets as well.
Assistance Group Trainers provide our Highsec partners with a variety of exciting training opportunities, including: bumping, ganking, and more. This training prepares our partners for the tactics employed by our shared enemy.
Trainers work alone or in groups, Trainers can be found in icebelts and other areas designated as ‘training grids’, Not all training sessions are announced; many trainers consider any grid they occupy to be a training grid.
By November, the ‘Fly Fearless’ alliance was afraid.
In order to address this, live fire exercises began.
Many many miners were tested, and all were unready.
War was imminent!
As trainers, Kalorned and Tweeps listened to Fly Fearless comms.
This was most instructive.
To be continued…