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Princess Aiko is the best.
She always blog about ME))))
haha I’m not an NPC l’mao
283 + a blueprint?
…and an Orca… plus a Hulk?
That’s not what I asked for!
Haha, keep blogging space secretary.
Keep going, u dumb b.
There’s more…
I tried Aiko… and she blogged about it.
She loves blogging, especially with me.
Haha, I hope that miner writes her daily.
Aiko wasn’t a lezzi last night))))
I bet she wants to blog me again.
That girl is annoyed, paranoid, and full of void.
Well, hello there!
All gunkers are groons. Garrrrar etc.
We lost everything in Delve, so now we hide in Highsec.
Lin Sa La had a cunning plan.
Could she spam the gunks away?
Like all miners, she needs guidance.
These are actual screenshots from EvE Online!
The temper tantrum gradually subsided.
James 315 would have loved this miner.
I’m just a despotic totalitarian tyrant.
Across the galaxy, miners yearn for the return of their Saviour.
Will he ever keep them safe?
Doubt.
Oh well…
Cheerzah bravs!
Jump freighters disgust me.
They deserve Safety.
EVOLA is going out of business.
It’s the end of an era.
Oh well!
The End
Why were those miners ganked?
Can you guess why?
Oh, that’s why…
I need dekss to drool on.
No miner left behind!
I just want you to understand.
Why did you get gunjked?
Well, because you are a miner.
Nobody likes a dirty shovel.
Every pleb must face the consequence of incompetence.
Meanwhile, we have a gay old time in Why Was I Ganked?
Cheerzah!
At first, Nabjorn didn’t learn his lesson.
However, he finally understands.
Nabjorn Amatin > I am quiting this game I forgot it was full of assholes congrats though on not being able to make it in the real world
Captain BeerMonster > calm down miner
Nabjorn Amatin > I have quit its ok, the gank just remined me that assholes exsist in this game as they no longer have a refuge anywhere else
Nabjorn is a born quitter.
When will CCP crack down on PvP antics?
Gankas hide behind CONCORD…
So Nabjorn vowed to go full basic.
Nobody should have fun in a video game.
Never go full basic!
Gangers just want dank exhumer scraps.
Nabjorn became a basic civilian.
He wants everyone to know!
Good luck Nabjorn!
Meanwhile, in J-space…
Ludwik had a decision to make.
He decided to be a miner.
Nobody likes a liar.
Oh well!
Meanwhile, Grous Aideron was insolent.
This went well.
What a whinebear.
Atlote also had a temper tantrum.
Just another goblok…
Will the miners ever calm down?
Likely not!
The recruiting channel was abuzz.
I was happy to share the good news.
Bussy gankers are IN.
Eventually, a newbro contacted me.
This miner didn’t like gankers.
He wanted me to understand.
So we had a chat…
This went well.
We soon reached an understanding.
I will fight for Safety.
No miner left behind!
To be continued…
***BONUS CONTENT***
Miners are crazy people…
…in real life!
Cheerzah!
Recently, Goose considered a return to Highsec.
There’s a lot of geese!
Recruiting channels buzzed with the good news.
Banned for life, GM Goose is back!
So I agreed to an interview.
Oh, there’s that deadbeat Luci Gotti.
He’s worthless.
Ok, but what about Goose?
They accused him of multiboxing.
That’s a real thing!
As proof, Dr Tron cited Reddit.
Fascinating…
Hucker Carlson investigates…
I spoke truth to the powerless.
However, I was also hungry.
Meanwhile, Dr Tron decided to pick a fight.
We will hear more from Mason, soon!
Meanwhile, Dr Tron became desperate for attention.
Miners sure are silly!
To be continued…
Jarrod took a wrong turn in Uedama.
So I explained the situation.
Eventually, he agreed to calm down.
In return, I offered SRP.
I don’t like bossy men.
His attitude needed adjustment.
Jarrod just wanted stuff from me.
So I heard his plea…
…and introduced him to a friend.
I’ve done this before, several times.
It’s a typo, 30 + 10 = 40!
100 + 30 + 10 + 30 = 170!
I’m good at math.
This is EZ!
Will the miners ever learn?
I doubt it…
Hello friendos, it’s me Ryan, aka Krig Povelli.
Recently, I found myself in a situation.
Michal asked me to be his life coach.
However, I take a firm stand against bigotry.
Michal dropped a casual M-word.
Reverse reverse discrimination is not ok.
Once upon a time, Michal was a good man.
Now he is an old miser.
He just wanted a free ship.
Otherwise, he threatened to quit.
Tough love is the best love.
I urged Michal to stop whining.
Nobody likes a poor.
Fortunately, it was time for bed.
Good night Michal!
Later, in bed, he composed a brief letter.
