Listening to: Seiso
That’s right.
Have you read the laws of Highsec?
It’s pretty cool.
CCP warned me for calling someone a loser.
That’s fair…
Ok then!
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Category: Tears
Down and Out
It is what it is.
Miners cry a lot.
They are down and out.
When you lose a game, you are a loser.
Honestly, mining is kinda gya.
Snuffed Out DDOS Attack
Srajin knew Kevin 284 was behind the attacks…
2… 3… 4… disconnect…
Princess Aiko investigates…
Srajin got disconnected again!
This is a fun game.
He started gaslighting me…
What a silly miner!
Hmm…
Hey, I know that guy!
So he invited me to the LITG discord.
I see…
Srajin didn’t believe me.
He’s a computer expert.
He cried and cried…
I just told him the truth.
Deny, deny, deny.
It was a real mystery.
PLOT TWIST: Tyrion Hekki is Goose Lee.
Srajin left with a warning.
It was a real mystery threat.
The End!
=BEHIND THE SCENES=
Highsec Femdom
You love it.
That’s right, that’s right!
Chat, let’s go!
I’m the cutest gankerette.
I love to neuter miners.
They are bad at EvE Online.
It’d be a real shame if someone killed them all.
Cheerzah!
Ow!
Welcome to Hentogaira
Tana spread the alarm.
Alas, it was too late.
Tana is a communist…
…and a crybaby.
She vowed to stop stealing ice.
Some miners have a whole monologue.
Tana shared her new perspective on Highsec mining.
Just then, another miner started yapping.
Well, ok then!
Silly bears!
Szpoti Returns to Highsec
For Thanksgiving, he sacrificed his harvest to the gods.
Yea, and the gods were amused.
=BONUS CONTENT=
What happened?
Ashlynn Goes to War
Ashlynn had a lot to say.
Let’s listen…
Ashlynn is a poor…
…with big IQs!
Was Ashlynn quite calm?
Silly miner.
Miner, calm down.
Nobody likes a miner.
They just never shut up.
What a game.
Vassos Talks Back
Some miners are sassy.
Silly miners.
**BONUS CONTENT**
Sexting Online
I receive a lot of email.
Oh boy, let’s take a look.
Learza sent me his schedule.
Interesting!
Kain Qo was in the mood.
I call it Sexting Online.
Next!
Miners make me piuk.
They have no purpose.
We can help them.
I love it!
Romance Online.
It looks like they had a second date.
T’ai loves to suck.
What a miner!
Next!
I love dicks.
Is CCP glad of what they made?
Let’s put a breeze in the Hulks.
This is EvE Online!
Cheerzah!
