Insan1ty had a potty mouty, and wanted a free ship.
Refund denied!
Denied
Category: Victory
Sarcasim’s Revenge
Why, hello there.
Miners, stay alert!
Sarcasim wanted revenge.
So he paid a billion to antigank.
That’s worth it, right?
Wow, another win.
Everybody loves PvP.
Cheerzah!
You Love It
My name is Aiko Danuja.
I’m a friend to minerdom.
Some miners really appreciate this.
I like to show them a good time.
Gf!
That’s right.
That’s right!
Cheerzah!
Doidn That Braking
That ended poorly.
On Day 4, Andres M Afanador reflected on these events.
What are we even talking about?
Oh right, now I remember.
That’s right.
Andres finally admitted he’s a miner, and never tough.
I wen t so salty, cuz some people enjoy mining.
Andres, I’m sorry – you deserve a free mine on me.
jajajajajajaja
Unfortunately, Andres still blames me for his failed mining.
Indeed, doidn that omg brake CODE.
Andres was neither the first, nor the last.
Miyammato Musashi is another loosely affiliated mining alt.
CODE. jump freighters are often salty.
No, your random mining alts are not automatically blue.
I don’t know what you are talking about.
That’s when things got weird.
What?
Why Mine?
A lot of One people felt I was hard on Andres.
Andres enjoys a relaxing mine.
That sounds like fun, right?
Why else would anyone mine?
Amazing content, in real-life and in EvE Online.
Andres, you have to choose, me or the ice.
It’s an addiction.
There’s only one solution.
Friends don’t let friends mine.
There’s much better content.
That’s why they call me Aiko.
It’s like a reverse Awox.
Yo, she cried less than Andres!
Internal Affairs Debrief – Bonus Extra Room 17T
I was cleared of all charges.
Mining Andres
Listening to: Minimal Techno Classic 3
That’s a lie.
Andres M Afanador is a Highsec miner.
Like most miners, he just doesn’t get it.
Andres, we are not into mining.
Recently, Andres began mining for BLACKFLAG.
Apparently, they’ve fallen on hard times.
Andres, you need a mining permit!
So then the ganks began…
A gentle reminder to stop mining.
He actually thought BLACKFLAG would protect him?
Breaking News: Andres M Afanador caught mining in Highsec.
Our leadership has a consensus.
We all wanted a solution, including Tweeps (aka James 315).
Meanwhile, Andres was (not) salty.
Andres isn’t in my alliance, and he is mining. Is that loyalty?
Andres, I find your loyalty insufficient.
The diplomatic situation was deteriorating.
Fortunately, my friends are not stupid.
Andres the antiganker failed again.
Nobody likes an antiganker.
This is how things work in Highsec.
Stop mining.
Pay your taxes.
Obey the CODE. Safety agents.
Seek help.
Never go full miner.
Those minerals I mine are freeREEE!
Andres had a little too much ice.
I hope he calms down.
That might be difficult.
Bee well!
Get Mined
Welcome to EvE Online.
It’s a fun little game.
We all share the same space, together.
Some of us are perfect in every way.
Some of us are not.
Some of us are famous.
Some of us are not.
Miners gonna mine (and get mined on).
Highsec Rap Battle
Listening to: Booty Bomb
We’ve been keeping it real up in here, up in here.
Lightbulb was crying all to himself in local.
So we invited him to the RAP BATTLE.
He got on stage to introduce himself.
His rap started slow…
…gradually he began to vibe…
…then he dropped the bomb!
AMAZING!
Can I get a round #2 up in here?
Awwwwww yeeeeh… (only thing I eat are… ohhhhhhh)
What a guy.
Sad!
He was a real griefer.
Amazing stuff.
\o/
Let’s hear it for: LIGHTBULB GANNNNNNNNNNNNJA
I’m glad he had fun.
*cue house lights*
=AFTERPARTY=
I just needed my isk back!
I’m just glad I could help.
Stay positive!
From Moscow With Pride
Alex lost a Venture…
He was happy about that)))
Like most miners, Alex had a lot to say.
What a guy.
He sure told us.
We got a piece of his mind.
I guess this is war!
He’s a laundry vet.
Oops!
What a crazy miner!
He went on and on…
…and on some more.
Red Dawn Online!
A real Soviet hero.
Next stop, Warsaw!
Elon Miner Musk
The New Order helps a lot of miners.
SpaceX newbie mining corp CEO Elon is a typical pleb.
Even he knows how to butter my bread.
Meanwhile, in EvE Online…
…Elon’s fellow miners continue to cry.
It’s kinda funny.
That does look familiar…
Elon, we are here when you are ready.
No miner left behind!
SpaceX is the Absolute Order of our era.
What fun!
Meanwhile, in New York’s 1st Judicial District.
Thanks for the free PLEX Elon!
Maybe Elon just met his next ex-wife?
