Official Home of the New Order of Highsec
Listening to: Get Wrecked
Listening to: Get Wrecked (Metal Remix)
I guess I like making music.
Here are some wrecks from Highsec.
Questionable mining themes are popular.
Some miners are more creative than others.
Others… less so.
Calm down, miners.
Listening to: Dock Up Quick
Recently, Aveve Olerie found a botnest.
They are all dead now.
Meanwhile, SDENSK is still writing essays.
The miners have given me a new name.
Hail High Princess Aiko, the Jackal Queen!
That’s right.
Players are massively hearing about me.
I’m a real saddie.
This is what it’s like to be a space celebrity.
Now I’m crying frfr.
They are gonna bully train on me.
There’s a reason I’m so space famous…
Suddenly, my plan went awry!
Wtf?
I overplayed my hand, and SDENSK felt guilty.
Can you guess what happened next?
I overplayed my hand again.
Some people like my attitude.
Others… not so much.
I know how to get what I want.
o7 bro!
Listening to: Day of the Jackal
Welcome back.
Yesterday, Aiko and her blue poodle made a mess.
It was the DAY OF THE JACKAL.
BOOM! Headshot.
It was a long day.
I like to stay in touch.
SDENSK knows the JACKAL OF HIGHSEC.
“This message in the local chat is seen by every player of the safe solar system I fly into. Following this message, he sees this: Victory: SDENSK (Praxis*) to back up my words. The players thank me. Amarr, Zhita are no exception. Everywhere I fly, in every solar system where there are players, this message pops up. This will continue daily until you reimburse me for my tractors and my Praxis, which were destroyed by you. Something tells me that in a couple of months, all players who play in safe solar systems will have your gang marked with a red flag. Each of you. When you appear in the locale, everyone will know that freaks have flown into the solar system. I have been doing this for the third day. The more you delay with payment, the more people will put jackals like you on their blacklists. You pay 500,000,000 (five hundred million isk).”
I tried to negotiate.
However, he wants to punish me.
That’s the last thing I want!
This is blackmail and extortion…
I just want an apology.
No deal!
Everybody must know about the jackal.
He plans to tell everyone about my targeted assassinations.
Please don’t throw me in that briar patch!
He’s a professional antiadvertiser…
Now I’m starting to cry.
In EvE Online, reputation is everything.
Weak minds are susceptible to reverse psychology witchcraft.
He has the upper hand.
The entire playerbase will hear of me.
Then he found the other Aikos.
This is just sadistic!
What a game.
He soon found support in Zhita local.
I create fun content for Highsec miners.
I am Princess Aiko Tabaqui of Danera, the High Witch Danuja of Agilborne.
Everybody loves me.
Meanwhile, in Zhita local.
> WATCH OUT FOR MARY GUNKINS
Everybody is talking about the jackal.
SDENSK is making big isk!
He’s winning bigly.
That’s right.
Suddenly friends.
o7 bro
Listening to: Gangsta Aiko
I’m now doing requests.
This blog is getting better all the time!
Indeed.
Recently, SDENSK had a bad day.
Wtf?
Bro…
Space littering is a capital felony.
Miners love good girls.
I know what they want.
What’s a shmara?
Guilty as charged!
The hypocrisy is endless.
Are all men the same???
What a charmer.
He wants it bad!
Miners need to keep it in their pants.
Oh, he’s not done?
I sent him a link to my pinterest.
He liked that.
I’m glad I killed him.
Get eaten…
Sounds like a plan!
o7
Rollin’ through the belts, cruisin’ on autopilot,
Highsec grindin’, where the ore be silent.
Got the lasers hummin’, beams so golden,
Stackin’ Veldspar, wallet lookin’ swollen.
Asteroids twinkle, they callin’ my name,
That dank space dust, yeah, fuelin’ the game.
Cargo hold fat, holdin’ all that glow,
But Princess Aiko lurkin’, yo, keep it on the low.
Get that good good ore, stack it to the ceiling,
Space dust in my lungs, yeah, you know the feelin’.
Mining in the zone, gotta watch for the snare,
Princess Aiko a gangsta, she don’t fight fair.
Warp core steady, but my mind stay hazy,
Clouds of that green, keep my moves all lazy.
Rock after rock, yeah, I’m claimin’ my stake,
But them gankers out here, man, they plot and they take.
Comets rain riches, but it ain’t all sweet,
Galaxy’s a jungle, gotta watch your fleet.
Princess Aiko , she a queenpin in the void,
Pop your pod quick, leave your ship destroyed.
Get that good good ore, stack it to the ceiling,
Space dust in my lungs, yeah, you know the feelin’.
Mining in the zone, gotta watch for the snare,
Princess Aiko a gangsta, she don’t fight fair.
Listening to: Princess Aiko, Space Librarian
I’m doing great!
Let’s meet a miner…
This one doesn’t like me.
They understand perfectly.
That’s right.
I also understand them.
I guess I’ll look for another target.
o7
Listening to: Princess Aiko’s Coming
The Wormhole Police Department is too kind.
Some people accept me, do you?
That’s beautiful.
I’m beautiful!
Let’s check out our Fate and Destiny.
Doing well, as always.
The Dodixie trade hub is under siege!
Miners are easily agitated.
They can mine with Safety…
Now that’s just crazy talk!
I know the cure.
Just kill them.
Previously, we met Manolo Acosta et al.
Of course, I sent them straight to miner’s prison.
QuantumFx > Okay, let’s be clear. I have 5 characters. Manolo Acosta Mr Pitufo Don Sheldon Guillermo Romero and me
Now his alts all have bios.
This acts as a Safety talisman.
However, something was wrong.
Miners sure do ask a lot of questions…
I’m never quite sure what they expect.
I guess they want more Safety?
At first, Blackface Manolo worked as a street informant.
Meanwhile, Don proselytized in local.
Things just kept getting better and better.
One day, he reported himself.
This intel was most timely.
Thanks for the tip!
Fortunately, we were able to resolve the situation.
Mr Pitufo > i pay yesterday for 5 accounts! 750 millions
Aiko Danuja > you paid 150 + 500
Aiko Danuja > you paid 650 not 750
Mr Pitufo > oh yes yes sorry 650
Mr Pitufo > so?
That’s right.
Mr Pitufo > take 100 millions
Aiko Danuja > very well
Another miner saved!
o7
Listening to: Some Miner Reading the CODE.
…and now we return to Highsec.
Recently, I met JALUTAK the miner.
I’ve decided to let ChatGPT illustrate our adventures.
Of course, I took him out.
He is in a better place now.
I’m basically his best friend.
In fact, I’m his only friend.
o7
When you pull over a miner…
…you never know what to expect.
Sometimes they admit it.
Then they keep talking.
Cool story bro.
Let’s meet another.
Hold on…
Like scribble at the bus stop?
We’ll get back to that…
What kind of bus stop?
Well, what about the rest of the story?
What happened next?
Super Perforator lost a dear friend that day.
Another happy ending.
