Sexting Online

I receive a lot of email.

Oh boy, let’s take a look.

Learza sent me his schedule.

Interesting!

Kain Qo was in the mood.

I call it Sexting Online.

Next!

Miners make me piuk.

They have no purpose.

We can help them.

I love it!

Romance Online.

It looks like they had a second date.

T’ai loves to suck.

What a miner!

Next!

I love dicks.

Is CCP glad of what they made?

Let’s put a breeze in the Hulks.

This is EvE Online!

Cheerzah!

Quitters

Miners are quitters…

…crybabies…

…whiners…

Basically, miners are losers.

Will they ever accept reality?

Doubt!

Meanwhile, the ISD has a new policy…

As part of their effort to eliminate all discussion in the forums, they have begun enforcing a new rule.

All PvP, including ganking, is officially consensual! Anyone who says otherwise is a troll.

Cheerzah!

UedamaScout BANNED

UedamaScout advertises 24/7 activity.

That’s a lot of activity!

I first reported Jim over a year ago.

It was fairly obvious that Jim is a botter, because he scrolled up and down in local chat, all day long, day after day… and yet he did not answer convo requests from Taint Licker, even when those unopened messages were obscuring Jim’s broadcast. Obviously, if Jim were actually at his computer, he might pause for a moment in his ceaseless scrolling, in order to accept or reject the conversation. Instead, he would run multiple accounts, endlessly undocking pods and warping them to the same locations, over and over, almost exactly as if he were botting.

I didn’t think CCP would do anything.

According to one source, CCP devs do not see bots as a problem. The real problem, according to this perspective, is that players believe bots are a problem. CCP is supposedly gaslighting us, pretending the problem does not really exist – when we know better.

Indeed, for over a year, this bot botted endlessly, using his Twitch account to broadcast 24/7 automated ‘intel’.

Today I received eleven thank yous.

I’ve only reported one person.

So I checked his stream, where he was doing an automated giveaway…

Uh, that looks like a ban… Yes, he kept streaming while banned, almost like he wasn’t at his computer!

I am pleased to see that he was advertising this blog, when he finally encountered justice.

Cheerzah!

==BONUS CONTENT==

Although his alts are banned, Jim remains…

…for how long?

Double cheerzah!

Haha.

Death of an antiganker, Part 2

Listening to: Haunt

Yesterday, we announced the death of Bloody Bear.

Today, he came to grips with reality.

He will never defeat me.

So he sent a video instead.

Army roleplay makes miners feel big.

He also linked another cringe video.

Five years ago, he supposedly defeated Zaenis Desef.

Is he actually a threat to anyone?

He added some bluster…

…and concluded with a message to gankers.

The videos made him feel like a man again.

What a silly bear!

I’ll haunt your nightmares
Little did you know that I like fear
When you jump, I’ll be right there
You should be afraid, you should be scared

Out of the darkness, out of the fear
It’s too late, I’m here now
I hope that you’re prepared, ’cause there’s no getting out

Don’t cross me or you’ll learn quick
The hard way that I’m not one to mess with
I got a mind full of mean tricks

You’re all alone, you’re on your own
It’s you and me, who’s going home?
Welcome to an in-game nightmare

A succubus preys on the weak
You better watch out for me
Mistakes were made, you will see
You should’ve never crossed me
Revenge is my calling

Death of an antiganker

Bloody Bear loves antiganking.

Back in the day, he even made illegal videos.

One day, justice finally caught up with him.

At first, Bloody Bear tried a bribe.

Of course, Krig had to confiscate the stolen ship.

Next, the carebear tried to buy a new ship.

This went as well as expected.

He only owed 300 million…

He only had one ship left…

So he traded his Falcon…

Thanks for the free ship, bro!

In one day, he lost all his killmarks…

However, he was already planning to get more.

What a silly bear!

Oh well…

Cheerzah!