We now resume the tale of dread pirate Krig Povelli.
Captain Leaky Pipes was in trouble.
The Leaky fleet began to flee.
Fortunately, Krig is a merciful man.
Oh snap!
Another dead miner.
Krig’s Korner, Episode 25
Month: November 2025
E-Unit Daown
The Ivy League needs help.
These carebears need to get a life.
They try to act cool.
However, every bear deserves a good bumping.
So we’ve decided to give a little extra homework.
They are on my head list, and this isn’t low.
Gobloks can’t spell, and they don’t understand basic mechanics.
They just need to obey the law.
Better luck next semester!
Thanks to our much appreciated benefactor…
We will be offering more tutoring!
To be continued…
What a CryBaby
Check out my Thanksgiving song!
Now, enjoy a crybaby.
Apparently, nullbears struggle with Highsec mining.
Boo hoo hoo.
Some people are whiny losers in real-life.
123 of them upvoted that.
Let’s check out the comments!
Indeed.
F.L.Y. S.A.F.E.
=BONUS ANTIGANKER TEARS=
That’s right.
That’s right!
Daredevil Daown
He’s the greatest bumper in the history of the galaxy.
Nowadays, he’s Senior Director.
Recently, a daredevil tried to murder our beloved Envoy.
Envoy offered the would-be assassin some advice.
Just then, Jesus foresaw the miner’s fate.
It’s true what they say.
That’s right.
Later that day, the miner told his friends randoms in local.
Bzzbzz.
Lessons Learned in new New Halaima
Miners need to pay attention.
They need to try harder.
RIP Vhttps://zkillboard/kill/, the 131425081st of its kind.
I doubt he’s learned anything.
F.L.Y. S.A.F.E.
Bumping WoWbears
Miners don’t belong in our game.
Bears BEGONE!
That’s right.
What did they expect?
Nobody likes a tourit.
=BONUS BUMPING=
Miners deserve me.
That’s right.
Coming Soon to a BLOG near You!
Special Carebear Crying
Without further ado…
A couple hours later…
Miners are known crybaby bads.
See what I mean?
#FACTS
Wtf does that even mean?
"You piece of shit parasite, find something better to do, learn another language, you failed gringo."
That’s right!
@Scobichevsky “new diggers destroyers like will cost x10 ventures. I have a suspicion that they will gank”
f9dfk “I will write castole and we will make a collage of the century blowing children’s shovels in the vicinity of the jita.”
Helm Makenen “castole and company with relatives of pedophiles. Moral monsters who blow up children’s shovels and get satisfaction by smearing helpless noobs. Vile abomination. and everything that collapses with this trash“‘
That’s right!
They seem to enjoy the content.
o7 capsuleers!
GF Urself
Hello friends!
I love helping new players.
I always have time for a quick chat.
Silly bears.
I like to use the Catalyst Coercer.
Miners are slow learners.
That’s re right.
That’s right!
Highsec Miner Grab Bag #357
EvE Online is a game that goes like this.
They compose poorly written insults, followed by threats.
Then they cry like a bitch.
There’s a lot of that.
Some miners are just plain stupid.
SIDEBAR: CTAPblu is a popular boy’s name!
It’s some sort of Soviet cult?
This is how you identify bots and bouncehackers.
Cool, now you know more about that map.
Nobody likes space taxes.
Everybody begs for special favours.
Miners are kinda crazy (and needy).
I love getting special little messages.
Sometimes I get a complaint.
I definitely care.
Cool story, bro.
Yria is Syria, Part 7
Silent Company wasn’t sufficiently silent.
So they got a stiff response.
The Big Bomper was back.
This would not end well for transgressors.
They had not been so bumped since 2012.
It would not take long.
We were going to need MORE miners on OUR moons.
PLOT TWIST: Bumpers and gankers are in bed together.
The system was soon empty.
Silent Company was totally dominated by a real man.
This big boy humiliated the miners, soaring through their orbital rings.
Embarrassing!
To be continued…
You know what? I think I will join.
