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Sam Kosho killed this Tayra.

What’s next for our crybaby of the day?

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Sam Kosho killed this Tayra.

What’s next for our crybaby of the day?

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He had a ship that could shoot back.



Meanwhile, another miner started to cry.

Shooting back just isn’t enough.

It was a good fight.

The miners backed each other up.

Not everyone can be me.

I’m kinda the best.


That’s right.

Oh look, I killed Dracula.

I also caught Captain Hook.


Cool.

Here’s another clam miner.


o7 capsuleers!


I’m like Jane Goodall with the carebears.


Every miner has a story to tell.

Many overshare every pathetic detail.

A few dream big.

In EvE Online, you can be anything you want.

Just imagine!

That’s right.

That’s right!

o7 capsuleers!

Watch out for the witch, Aiko Danuja!

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Miners are often confused.



Will they ever understand?





Maybe, someday…



That’s right.

Here’s your daily bonus miner.

Watching: Sovereign Citizen Moments

Here’s the TLDR:

R3aper992 is our star of the day.

What a miner.


Nice pod!

I know what miners want.

A few minutes later…

He’s a sovereign citizen!


That’s right.

He’s a free miner.

A stateless traveler.

I wonder what else he has to say?

Check this out!

Textbok sovvie.

He definitely knows Admiralty law!

If you don’t make a contract, they can’t arrest you.

I wonder if he believes in aliens?

Any last words?

Later that day…

We diagnosed him with a case of the crazies.

That’s right.

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TRIGGER WARNING: EvE Online

I got a lot of EvEMail.


Some miners want to pimp me out at Fanfest.

They love to share their fantasies.

There’s more where that came from.

Other miners want to apologize.


Even apologetic miners need mining permits.

Woah! Calm down…


o7 capsuleers!


That’s right.


Let’s listen…

Cool!

Amazing!


Miners love to learn about me and mine.

I have a persuasive salespitch.

It’s easy like that.

Every miner has a friend named Aiko.

Cheerzah brav!

Listening to: Stay Dead

Welcome back.

I’m kinda famous now.


Aiko Danuja is officially the best ganker in EvE Online!


I also teach GPT and SEO optimization on my professional blog.


Wow, I sure do meet a lot of miners…


Oh look, here’s one now!


What will they think of next?


I’m sure they will come up with something.

That’s right.

Oh, I give it up.

That’s right!


Nobody likes carebears.

They are poors.

They want cheap easy isk.

That’s right.

That’s right!
