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I sold another mining permit.
My day just keeps getting better.
This is a popular biography template.
What do you enjoy in EvE Online?
Everybody has their dream.
Doesn’t that sound wonderful?
I guess I’m pretty special.
What a dame.
What a game.
o7 capsuleers!
Listening to: Ozzy
Welcome to my real-life EvE Online fanclub.
It is nice (and increasingly lucrative).
Check this out.
I think I’m just getting started.
Ya know?
I know what losers cry about
I’m making my own decisions
They ain’t gonna bring me down
I just gonna stay high
I like playing this game
It looks nice from here
All my life I’ve been over the top
I know exactly what I’m doing
All I know is I ain’t gonna stop
All fired up, I’m gonna go till you drop
Why don’t fools listen to me?
Nothing I say is gonna set them free
Don’t need no racist gankbears bro
Too many religions for only one god
I don’t need another saviour
Don’t try to change my mind
You know I’m one of a kind
Ain’t gonna change me
I don’t wanna stop
Are you ever going to stop? (yes)
I don’t wanna stop, I ain’t gonna stop
I ain’t gonna stop, I don’t wanna stop
Are you ever going to stop? (yes)
I ain’t gonna
I met another crazy miner.
I just bask in the attention.
Bro, this blog be powered with ChatGPT.
Welcome to the real EvE Online.
Big Surprise!
Twas me.
Would I recommend EvE Online to a friend?
All my friends play EvE Online.
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Chat GPT gives us deeper insight into the mind of a miner.
The waters of Taohuatan are a thousand feet deep, but not so deep as my shamelessness, lasting unto 18 generations.
高安打人丧良心
Listening to: Some Miner Reading the CODE.
…and now we return to Highsec.
Recently, I met JALUTAK the miner.
I’ve decided to let ChatGPT illustrate our adventures.
Of course, I took him out.
He is in a better place now.
I’m basically his best friend.
In fact, I’m his only friend.
o7
When you pull over a miner…
…you never know what to expect.
Sometimes they admit it.
Then they keep talking.
Cool story bro.
Let’s meet another.
Hold on…
Like scribble at the bus stop?
We’ll get back to that…
What kind of bus stop?
Well, what about the rest of the story?
What happened next?
Super Perforator lost a dear friend that day.
Another happy ending.
o7 capsuleers.
Today we host a guest panel.
Miners are crazy people irl.
I know what they need.
A little discipline.
A little order.
A little justice.
That’s right.
Highsec is full of adventure.
A lot of people enjoy our content.
Even Snuffed needs to mine in High!
That’s right!
We love to help.
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Some miners don’t like Aiko.
Some miners do!
Suddenly, Aiko’s girlfriend intervened.
She’s a high moon lord.
Some miners didn’t like Georgia either.
They sure owe a lot of money.
A Machariel class warship was sent to enforce the law.
Those miners were escorted home.
Before long, the Yrian belts were empty.
Where were all the miners?
It was time to negotiate.
To be continued…
Listening to: Dark Synthwave
Not every father is so proud.
Odboko Atild Sr. was not happy.
Birthday party ruined(((
Even birthday criminals go to jail.
I tried to help.
He just replied with strange requests.
Miners are kinda weird.
Another victory for Team Safety!
That’s right.
At least I’m having fun!
Check out this neat trick.
Sargon has been bumping.
This is a time honored tradition.
It’s definitely allowed.
Miners love Squid Games Online.
This miner lasted one minute.
“Sniper’s back… he doesn’t have the balls to shoot.”
Darth Miner cried about (technically) not getting sniped.
“Here the thing is, right… we can actually sue him, even though he lives in another country, I can sue him for, uh, what is that, uh, cyberbullying? The governments will make CCP ban his ass or pay me… stream sniping cocksucker. Seriously, CCP wants me to play their game, then they are gonna do what the fuck I tell them. End of fucking story. Cyberbullying and harassment is against the rules. I have thirty fucking accounts, that I PAY FOR. I think my mining goes a little further than one dude that’s acting like an ass… Oh! On top of that, I’m a content creator and I stream EvE. So now I’m gonna play a different game for a few days until he forgets about me. It’s 8:00 in the morning in Iceland, the office has just opened, I don’t expect a response for about four hours. What’s he do? Just bump me off whatever I’m doing? All he’s doing is making me BORED. I’ve got over $15’000 worth of games, I can play anything I want. The game has so much to offer but one guy fucks it all up. Let him actually come fuck with me when I’m doing something in a combat ship. These Safety. CODE. all these motherfuckers they come and fuck with us miners, when we’re mining, they would shit a fucking brick if I undocked my Paladin he woulda run like a little bitch.”
“My point is, streamsnipers and such, they wanna play fuck fuck games… but the moment, somebody stands up to them… [Suddenly, he sees someone] Let me guess, another one of the fucking goonies… Am I showing anywhere on my shit? Does it show where the fuck I’m at? I’m not showing where I’m at. They can all fuck off for all I’m concerned. All I’m doing is getting ad revenue, all they are doing is making me money.”
That’s right.
=FULL DISCLOSURE=
huntress of pods has never killed a pod.
She only killed her own main.
o7
