Official Home of the New Order of Highsec
Welcome to Gheth.
Are you ok bro?
The three stages: shock, tears, and apathy.
Mmhmm.
Some people can’t handle the truth.
At least everything was recorded.
Oh, he’s back?
Blocked!
Go on…
I just want to be friends…
He mad.
Who mines in a Gila?
Blcok blcok!
What a community…
You know it, I know it.
The incursion community is way down bad.
Quitbears are dropping out.
Will the miners negotiate a peaceful resolution?
Wise old miner Kroaky understands the situation.
It is bad well, good for me and my friends.
Viirilithizu Ward‘s mining alt main desperately tried to devise a plan.
Plan B was to abort.
Line members were sorely disappointed in ‘leadership’.
The clock is ticking – which community will die first?
Things are getting grim.
What will the miners do?
Not much…
Incursion ‘leaders’ are quietly abandoning ship.
Suddenly, a new mothership spawned!
‘Leadership’ finally made a plan.
They would stick their heads in the sand.
Just then, mom died (again).
To be continued…
Listening to: Princess of Highsec
There’s a lot of Aiko art.
This next song is also pretty special.
Not bad! Thanks BooBoo TheFoo.
I have sorely neglected the art gallery.
There’s actually a lot more.
Everyone needs to make Aiko art.
Sometimes, I feel like a space celebrity.
Did you know, in the EvE forums, I’m the most upvoted person ever?
Nobody makes art for Hrothy.
Lookin good!
Even my alt, Buttercup Potemkin, has fan art.
Lookin great!
God, I’m so fucking hot tho.
My alliance dominates Uedama.
We don’t like miners.
They just need a little discipline.
Praise me, I don’t mind.
Do you?
I’ll allow it.
Even Dolphin Don drew some fan art.
Wtf is wrong with Don?
Take your meds my guy.
Oh look, it’s Viirilithizu Ward! What a loser.
It’s fair to say, some people like Aiko.
Me too!
I’m the best.
Feel free to submit, simp, or just kill everyone.
I am the divine embodiment of the living breathing CODE.
Kind of a big deal, I guess.
I’m sexy in game and in real life.
That’s right, that’s right!
I can’t even view all the Aiko art. Keep it coming!
Even Princess Aiko Hold My Hand corporation has art!
That’s amazing.
You deserve a slice of pizza.
Know what I mean?
Cheerzah!
Cool story bro.
Some miners are into pegging.
I don’t judge.
Ok…
It’s about the hypocsy.
Highsec miners are weirdos, irl.
Antigankers are especially dumb.
Gankers are always on system.
Yes, he’s lonely and bad at EvE Online.
If you are a fury, Safety is the place for you.
Every miner needs a Safety helmet.
If you are feebleminded, you may enjoy mining.
Consider yourself manifested to text.
What a guy.
To be continued…
Listening to: Ode to Safety
Hey boys.
Another miner was accidentally ganked.
Apparently, he was leaving the site.
So sad.
Honestly, miners really suck.
The whining is endless.
I hope someone kills them all.
Just do it.
A-i-ko!
Beautiful spark of divinity!
Daughters of Eve, we enter, drunk with fire!
No sanctuary for the miners!
Our magic binds again what they have strictly divided;
All griefers are brothers, where our gentle wings remain!
May we succeed in this great attempt to be the friend of security!
Whoever saw the beautiful Aiko, join us in the cheers!
Yes, and also who can only call one ship in this world their own!
And anyone who has never made it should drink from miner tears!
Let’s meet the miners.
Sarcasim wanded everyone.
Breaking Stones saw the truth.
Miners are truly special.
Special little liars.
They don’t want Safety.
They merely covet ice and ore.
They are carebears.
Nobody likes them.
Listening to: Good Hearted Woman
The incursion community was dying…
Halbarad begged his fellow miners to perish in silence.
However, it would be a painful noisy death.
For example, Roulin insists upon depressing everyone.
With friends like that, you don’t need any other reason to quit.
Despite ending the conversation, quitbaby Roulin felt a need to repeatedly share his dreary pessimism.
After forty long minutes, one optimist saw a silver lining.
What was taking so long?
Andres was hungry, and someone was taking a nap.
Later that evening, the mothership exploded.
Imagine that.
The miners debated paying their lawful taxes.
As you can see, Zilvra Selvaris is extremely uncool.
An hour later, Halbarad Dovanna quit.
Failure consumed his fragile emotions.
Hawk thus defeated another useless carebear.
Esmute shared her timeless miner’s wisdom.
Gankers are easily bored – right?
I wonder who will get bored first?
Previously, Tee Ka vowed to destroy me.
However, he done got PKd.
Fortunately, he did have one small victory.
Otherwise, it was all downhill.
Tee Ka salted at all the men in my life.
They agreed he was a little crazy.
He was a real bingo card.
All this attention isn’t free.
To be continued…
My name is Krig Povelli.
I’m also an EvE Online streamer.
I starred in an episode of EVE Sucks.
Wow, that does suck.
What happened?
This guy’s a repeat customer.
As long as he’s happy…
Bro, what did this guy even do?
He’s a good farm, and a nioce try.
Ok then.
Listening to: Bad Little B
=Trigger Warning: This is EvE Online=
Yesterday’s post was over the top.
It’s normal.
Str8taGEM is a real gem.
He wasn’t even raped ganked.
I don’t want to kill myself!
Please don’t make me kill myself.
Ok, let’s look.
Oh, absolute trash…
Not in my Highsedc…
Look, if you are a c-licker, call me.
Boy, he got double podded, and Heydiedled.
Don’t make me kill myself, please!
We are suicide gankers, not suicide miners.
Omg, another one?
See what I have to put up with?
Well, at least I met someone.
…and that’s the news from Highsec.
Mmhmm
Ya
Pop make money
You know I win
I got drive
I don’t need new fame
Paint the town red
Foot to the metal
Called your bluff
Fame ain’t something I need
Money ain’t what I fiend for
I said what I said
Cite the source
I don’t care
I’ll take a whole lot
My happiness is all of your misery
I am so much fun
My love and energy
Can’t talk no shit
I have magical foresight
Give me the chance and I go there
lalala
hahaha
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