Official Home of the New Order of Highsec
Listening to: Zoot Suit Riot
Miners love to write.
Wow.
What a guy.
Yikesaroo.
I hope they feel better soon.
Miners are always poor…
…and more than a little dim.
Anyways…
At least they are happy.
I know how to have fun.
You love it, daddy-o.
That’s right!
Tell me more?
Fat Cat Came to Play
Now You Can’t Run Fast Enough
You Best Stay Away
When the Pushers Come to Shove
Throw back a bottle of beer
I have coal black hair
Guest Article
Hey, everybody, I’m Gallente Holostar, lead theorycraft design team lead for the Imperium.
Aiko made a map.
There are nine systems of interest: Torrinos, Ibura, Yoma, Oipo, Piak, Elonaya, Onnamon, Uuhulanen, and Uchomida. The miners congregate here and about. We have put a stop to all that, effective immediately. Come join us, as we continue our investigation.
*Facts and Evidence*
The miners use their Highsec wealth to rent in nullsec.
We hate Romania, so we started bumping.
Question: If Nagamac mines in Highsec, to pay rent in nullsec, what happens if he can’t mine in Highsec?
Just think about it.
Hello there.
My name is Aiko Danuja.
8 Discords, 39 channels, 425 folders, 79267 screenshots unpublished.
You know what’s not profitable?
Hey, nobody likes a miner.
Big or small, kill them all.
I’m not a wolf.
I’m totes a b.
Like, for real yo.
Listening to: Cat Sky
Remember Cat Sky?
He’s an Absolute Pleb.
Oh, what did you say?
Now you’ve got my attention (again), Mr Lee.
It’s been a busy week, hasn’t it?
Apparently, RoCket X needs my help.
I’m always happy to help a friend.
There’s only one concentration camp allowed in Highsec…
It’s time to evict these Absolute Wannabes!
That’s called justice.
Nobody likes an Absolute Bear.
Ya know what this means?
Welcome to Absolute Safety.
Zivix Spiroski > u dogshit of a persone
Zivix Spiroski > hunting your ass down
Zivix Spiroski > ALL DAY LONG!
Zivix Spiroski > u don’t know me
Zivix Spiroski > i know u irl
That’s right.
That’s right!
Generous donations always accepted.
To be continued…
Another antiganking miner infiltrated my alliance.
Tee Ka thinks PvP is a sin.
So we targeted him, for our own Safety.
So he sent his alts to hunt us…
…and taunt us.
He nearly discovered cloaking technology.
He bragged about imaginary victories.
Eyeroll.
We sent our best bumper to help him out.
When will Tee Ka finally understand?
Meanwhile, his alts began ejecting, giving away easy killmails.
He served as a recruiter, telling other gankers about me.
Thank you Tee Ka.
What a guy.
Listening to: Snoop
Hot or not?
Hey there.
You know how I do.
Just Aiko things.
We especially love to grief newbros.
TrickyNicky started off as an antiganker’s miner.
I walked all over him.
Hey. If you can’t beat me, join me.
Well, he tried his best.
Wow, there you go!
Now that’s a neat trick, Nick!
Haha, we sure griefed that poor newbro streamer.
That’s how you play EvE Online.
When the miner’s in the belt
Drop it like it’s hot
Drop it like it’s hot
Drop it like it’s hot
When CONCRD try to get at you
Gank it like it’s hot
Gank it like it’s hot
Gank it like it’s hot
And if a freighter get a attitude
Pop it like it’s hot
Pop it like it’s hot
Pop it like it’s hotAnd I roll the best weed ’cause I got it going on
Uh! I’m a nice gal, with some nice dreams
See these Catalysts, see these Coercers?
High security, million isk boats
The interior like red
Killer with the beat, I know killers that are elite
You should think about it, take a secondI’m a gangsta, but y’all knew that
Da Big Boss B, yeah I had to do that
Ain’t no other way to play the game the way I play
I can’t fake it, just break it, and when I take it
See I specialize in making all the miners get safe
Listening to: 2Pac
*****
Hey there.
Welcome to EvE Online.
In this game, you make your own fate.
I fly with the N.I.G.G.A CODE. SAFET crew.
That’s right. OHGOD <-just take a look
=SIDEBAR=
It’s not racist, according to 2pac himself.
It’d be more racist to let White progressive activists dictate language. If a Black rapper says that word isn’t racist, and he wants everyone to say it, then who am I to disagree? Who are you? Wow, who knew this blog would offer such a powerful learning moment?
o*=Thoughtful and Nuanced=*o
Like, for real yo. You can buy it on Amazon.
Some people choose to be miners.
Other people choose something else.
This could be your perspective.
However, my perspective is much better.
You know what I mean?
Why won’t anybody stop me?
I guess I’m just better than the rest.
xD
I love taking out the trash!
Well, tornado season is finally over.
Oh nice, coercers are coming back.
Wait, what?
So it’s a battleship, and a freighter. Does it also mine?
Yep, it’s a carebear ship…
Everybody values ganking, but…
The losers also want to be invincible.
They don’t like PvP.
They only want infinite hitpoints.
Ganking is just too easy!
Garrr, guankers, hathathat.
Every impotent miner yearns for revenge.
Unfortunately, for bears, not everyone agrees.
Miners are bad at economics.
Most people are idiots.
Here’s how we will respond.
We’ll just haul for free, with AFK and autopilot.
PushX and Red Frog will go out of business.
Yah, for real.
Take that ship to lowsec.
Bro, it’s just broken.
Indeed.
I don’t like to laugh at miners…
…but this is objectively funny, bro.
