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After losing the war, Fly Fearless fled to Uemisaisen.
As always, things were going well.
Yes, there are screenshots.
Kalorned thus began to solo the entire alliance.
Meanwhile, the alliance executor struggled to communicate.
Behind the scenes, Gai was not feeling calm.
This inspired Kalorned & Tweeps to join with a thousand characters.
With a little effort, Mission Ready Mining would finally be ready.
To be continued…
Listening to: Every Rose Has Its Thorn
=WHY WE FIGHT=
Aiko watchers may remember the Audaerne Free Trade Zone, which evicted Silent Company and exiled them to Ronne.
Ikarus remembers…
All screenshots below from actual SICO interactions!
Silent Company is a pestilence upon Highsec, sucking new players into a mining trap. Newbros are soon bored to death with endless moon mining and scummy buybacks. Who will save them?
As a woman, in real-life and in EvE Online, I’m used to disgustingly inappropriate comments from incel miners. However, Silent Company has always struck me as particularly misogynistic.
Look, here’s the facts….
My boyfriend appreciates all the nice things I do for him, and when you try to shame me, he PLEXes all my accounts and his accounts and his friend’s accounts and even our mom’s accounts.
I’ve read what Silent Company has to say.
Their CEO, Ikarus Cesaille, claims “zero tolerance” for sexism, racism, and all those other isms. However, that’s just narcissistic whitewashing, as he attempts to weasel himself from the consequences of what his members have said and done.
Silent Company keeps it real classy, ya kno?
CCP knows I abide by the EULA.
I even got a GM commendation.
As a capsuleer in good standing, I am allowed to destroy you.
Excuse me, but my bra size is personal and private. I know my pictures are floating around, but you need to calm down.
Imagine, my surprise, when I realized this little group of toxic incels migrated from Ronne to Yria.
Apparently, Ikarus didn’t get the message.
Some things never change.
Oh, you do? You like that?
I think I’ll stick around.
Silent Company, I say to you…
I’ve heard you, I feel you, and I have decided upon a response.
To be continued…
Listening to: Tunnel Snakes Rule!
Mission Ready Mining (aka Fly Fearless) was not ready.
Years ago, Kalongned wrote a brief recap.
He wrote this back when I was busy euthanizing CODE.
After fleeing to Uemiseisen, the miners were still not ready.
Fortunately, an elite Assistance Group was deployed.
The AG team loves helping miners get ready!
In particular, they train miners to fight the Tunnel Snake Empire.
My alliance URL honors their experience, with a URL.
I also enjoy cybersex.
AG instructors would bump miners, during simulated Snake attacks.
Mission Ready Mining thus enjoyed a free Platinum training regimen.
This came with easy to understand audio instructions.
Miner bootcamp would continue indefinitely, and could only be terminated via payment of a modest cancellation fee.
Tunnel Snakes bump, gank, and wardec miners in Highsec. They tend to be rude to everyone, and spend much of their time cussing in local. Tunnel Snake sympathizers are also known to use vulgar language.
Meanwhile, local chat was continuously filled with fascinating factoids.
Founded in 2017, Assistance Group is a group of Trainers who are dedicated to defending Highsec. Assistance Group provides the expertise and support Highsec miners need to defend themselves against the Tunnel Snake menace.
The Tunnel Snakes have a number of corporations under their direct/indirect control. More specific intel on Tunnel Snakes and/or their affiliated organizations is only available to Class B or higher Trainers.
BE ON THE LOOKOUT FOR: Individuals with the words ‘Tunnel Snake’ in player biographies, ship names, corporation names, etc. Class B and above Trainers can report Tunnel Snake activity in our invite-only intel channel.
Assistance Group’s hands on approach to training gives Highsec miners the edge they need to rid Highsec the Tunnel Snake menace. This means defeating not only the Tunnel Snakes, but their sympathizers and puppets as well.
Assistance Group Trainers provide our Highsec partners with a variety of exciting training opportunities, including: bumping, ganking, and more. This training prepares our partners for the tactics employed by our shared enemy.
Trainers work alone or in groups, Trainers can be found in icebelts and other areas designated as ‘training grids’, Not all training sessions are announced; many trainers consider any grid they occupy to be a training grid.
By November, the ‘Fly Fearless’ alliance was afraid.
In order to address this, live fire exercises began.
Many many miners were tested, and all were unready.
War was imminent!
As trainers, Kalorned and Tweeps listened to Fly Fearless comms.
This was most instructive.
To be continued…
Someone keeps popping the incursion mom.
Harshman “Plebbing” Dovanna was salty.
Andres saw an opportunity.
Would the miners sell their assets?
Privately, Halbrad offered to send isk.
He also offered some extra salt.
As always, this was amusing.
To be continued…
Previously, on some blog…
Kalorne and Tweeps defeated Mission Ready Mining.
Before Silent Company and Absolute Order, there was Fly Fearless.
Even today, the alliance boasts thousands of uninstalled new players.
In April 2017, they fled Gelhan, migrating to sunny Uemisaisen.
Mission ‘Ready’ miners were not happy to see Kalorndo.
Next door to Isanamo, Uemisaisen is a safe space for mining.
The miners were praying for CCP intervention.
Otherwise, a fleet of Machariels would permabump their miners.
To be continued…
Previously, on AikoBomp…
Our elite team engaged in competitive PvPvE.
We are hunting the momship.
The miners tried a last minute report defense.
That didn’t work.
Their tears were pitiful, yet plentiful.
The bears brainstormed a solution.
Then they began to give up.
As always, this was amusing.
To be continued…
Previously, on AikoBompr…
Incursions are despawning across Highsec.
After winning an incursion, our team set course to the next site.
Carebears were flummoxed.
Where was the free easy isk?
The miners suddenly had a lot more free time.
So they began crying in Discord.
Some searched in vain for a silver lining.
Others conspired to scam CCP with exaggerated grief.
Screeching could be heard across the galaxy.
Eventually, Hawk received a formal complaint.
This was amusing.
To be continued…
Hey there.
Something is happening to the incursions.
They are ending earlier than normal.
Incursion bears love easy passive income.
However, when the ‘mothership’ is destroyed, the isk faucet turns off.
Crabs don’t like to ‘win’ the event.
Instead, they try to drag it out as long as possible.
Wrathful Hawk decided to do something about this exploit.
He was joined by Jason Kusion, Andres M Afanador, [REDACTED], MOONPIRE, and a few other Highsec friends.
Their incursion community wanted to win.
Op success!
The miners were not pleased.
It was the end of an era.
To be continued…
Listening to: All Day, All Night
I’m kinda not an asshole.
Your alliance is absolute trash.
You should be weary.
We will finish your space adventure.
Holy Aiko guideth me.
Her blasters are made from dead miners.
Her ponytail is dipped in their virgin blood.
Let no miner retain neutrons.
May she blog about me always.
We are the Guardians of Highsec.
Good fight!
That’s right!
What?
Tee Ka is a morality miner.
He prayed for us all.
Tee Ka is also a space lawyer.
Fortunately, he discovered the CODE.
He didn’t like it.
The rebellion was short lived.
Tee Ka was quickly overwhelmed by cats.
He fought the law, and the law won.
Tee Ka was scared straight.
So naturally, he joined my mining corporation.
Believe it or not, but newbros love gankers.
Unlike antigankers or gankbears, we are fun to hang out with.
Tee Ka was impressed by our elite PvP skills.
However, Tee Ka was also concerned.
Fortunately, everything was fine.
So he turned his attention to the CODE.
He had one simple request.
Aiko Danuja > Tee Ka please help us write a good code
Tee Ka > make it illagal to gank unarmed pilots withour warning, give them 60 sec to leave or pay the price, this would set you guys as the true side of good and justice, them firms of penalty
Aiko Danuja > that’s what we do!
Tee Ka > no that not what you do
Aiko Danuja > if u werent given a 60 sec warning, u should contact internal affairs
In fact, his proposal was already implemented by existing legislation.
There was just one last concern.
He was worried about Princess Aiko.
So he offered some fatherly advice.
Every Princess needs a Daddy.
Fortunately, he forgave on me.
