Official Home of the New Order of Highsec
Welcome to Highsec.
We can play EvE Online together.
Let’s send those miners to otherwhere!
That’s right, go on, git.
I’m a real Space Ganger now.
Tunnel snakes don’t scare us.
I run five successful alliances.
We are all one team…
…spoonfeeding content to the regular workingpleb.
They love it.
Cheerzah brav.
Nobody likes a loley miner.
Loleylol!
Gotta catch em all, and then do it again.
Hey there.
Highsec miners are not new players.
In EvE Online, I’m the new player.
Highsec miners are bittervet losers.
They are not a space force.
Get wrecked old timer.
Typical!
CCP requires 5, I’d rather use 1.
That’s right.
What’s going on?
Sounds amazing.
Imagine that.
Why are they defenseless?
Why gank a defenseless AFK carebear?
That’s right.
That’s right.
Look at that groupthink downvote.
Reasonable people rarely get upvotes.
Crybabies rage downvote the truth.
Idiots get upvoted.
Bro, nobody enjoys mining.
Carebears are looooosers.
Loooooooooooooosers.
Everyone on Reddit has something to say.
Mostly, the bears cried.
Miners just don’t get it.
Give me your diamonds, or die.
So they whined, on and on.
Boohoohoo.
Boomers boomed about glory days.
Seers spake of ancient prophecies.
Trolls spread cruel gossip.
Antigankers shared tips and tricks.
Agents shared deep state intel.
Therapists offered their diagnosis.
Others wallowed in despair.
Gankers are the same people who play Zerg!
Another invigorating conversation with Reddit[censored]…
TLDR: Stay away from people who can’t PvP!
That’s right.
Why do I gank?
I just don’t like miners.
Kill them all.
In EvE Online, carebears are creepbears.
Everything has a price.
There’s only way to respond.
I sent IceyCreeper619 straight to Zboard.
Then I sent a bill, for a bill.
What a neat trick.
Get ganked, miner.
That’s right.
Every miner has a dream.
It’s always nonsense.
Don’t forget to buy your mining permits.
Hey there, and welcome to EvE Online.
Cool story bro.
We are here to help.
It doesn’t matter where you live.
It doesn’t matter if you are young or old.
We want to keep you SAFE.
Translated: Miners are dolboyobs.
Mr Boon is the antiganker who mines in Silen.
He keeps it classy in EvE Online.
Every carebear has a story to tell.
That’s right.
Some miners have a lot to say.
What’s ol Phek Phukking crying about?
Oh, I ganked him, I remember now…
… and I bet that’s his alt (double ganked).
Ok, gotta go.
o7 space capsuleers!
We’ve killed this one before.
Like all antigankers, DKslopoke is an AFK miner.
He is a certified permapleb.
He’s not any good at EvE Online.
He merely pretends to play.
DK begs to be spoonfed.
Without gankers, there is nobody to antigank. 🙁
So he begged Wrathful Hawk to play.
The antiganker desperately waited for content.
When would Hawk find a target?
Hawk explained that antiganking is boring.
It’s only for dumbdumbs.
However, DL was daydreaming about his previous Stormbringer.
Wow, he antiganked us hard.
Good times.
I guess he had fun?
Once again, DK sat on gate, waiting for hours.
Hawk worried DK would go AFK.
The boy has a reputation.
DK drank alone, while Hawk watched two movies.
Five hours later, Hawk found a target.
Miners talk a lot.
Sometimes they want revenge.
That’s right.
We help them find a niche.
That’s right.
Read all about it!
That’s right.
It just keeps happening.
Oh look, there he is again.
What’s this?
Tee Ka keeps attacking me!
As it turns out…
That’s a fancy Orca!
Carebears think I’m just a mean greefer.
However, Tee Ka is starting to figure things out.
I’m fun.
That’s right.
He’s not a new player.
He’s just another miner.
Cheerzah!
Listening to: Miner Down
Some alliances are trash.
Some are not.
My alliance has a flagblog, with fun stories about Tee Ka’s alts.
We provide a real service for the community.
We are doing great!
Miners are so stupid, and they don’t even know it.
Fumbled? No loot? What?
No kidding.
Some carebears hide behind a good sport veneer.
I see right through that.
What would make my alliance better?
GarRrrAR Gr00)00)((()()()()N
What a game.
