Category: Always!

Chatting with Bots

Interesting…

Let’s review:

  • Mine somewhere else (there are 10,000 systems).
  • Don’t go AFK (very effective, but hard to master).
  • Fit your ship (asteroid scanner doesn’t count).
  • Try to make friends (antisocial wierdos are losers).
  • Don’t be a poor (or a whale).
  • Get good (good luck).

or

  • Uninstall (recommended best practice).

Let’s see what else the bot has to say.

Indeed, mining permits are very important.

Ah, but what if we use “calm down miner” offensively?

I see, that’s good stuff.

Haha, you guys.

Ok, that’s not funny…

That’s right.

That’s right!

Good Clean Fun

Listening to: Aftermath

Trigger Warning: EvE Online

Oh my, that one really crossed the line…

From time to time, we review CCP’s character name policy.

They take inappropriate names very seriously.

Let’s take a quick stroll through Search…

Everything looks fine here!

CCP has already addressed the most sensitive subjects.

EvE Online is a SAFE space.

No racism or inappropriate sexual content here!

Can you find the naughty word?

Hmph! Me neither…

Just harmless fun in EvE Online.

It’s impossible to get a naughty name past the GM team!

Anything catch your eye?

No worries here.

If nobody has killed themself in 7 years, it’s fine!

Just good clean fun for everyone.

As you can see, CCP is on top of it.

Nothing even remotely questionable here!

A decade is plenty of time to catch these bad boys!

This year, we award CCP a Gold Star.

Long gone are the days of blatantly offensive gamer names.

This is now a wholesome family game!

Every conceivable topic has been thoroughly addressed.

CCP is super woke.

Ok, see ya next year.

Have fun!

haha

=BEHIND THE SCENES=

Highsec Rap Battle

Listening to: Booty Bomb

We’ve been keeping it real up in here, up in here.

Lightbulb was crying all to himself in local.

So we invited him to the RAP BATTLE.

He got on stage to introduce himself.

His rap started slow…

…gradually he began to vibe…

…then he dropped the bomb!

AMAZING!

Can I get a round #2 up in here?

Awwwwww yeeeeh… (only thing I eat are… ohhhhhhh)

What a guy.

Sad!

He was a real griefer.

Amazing stuff.

\o/

Let’s hear it for: LIGHTBULB GANNNNNNNNNNNNJA

I’m glad he had fun.

*cue house lights*

=AFTERPARTY=

I just needed my isk back!

I’m just glad I could help.

Stay positive!

Elon Miner Musk

The New Order helps a lot of miners.

SpaceX newbie mining corp CEO Elon is a typical pleb.

Even he knows how to butter my bread.

Meanwhile, in EvE Online…

…Elon’s fellow miners continue to cry.

It’s kinda funny.

That does look familiar…

Elon, we are here when you are ready.

No miner left behind!

SpaceX is the Absolute Order of our era.

What fun!

Meanwhile, in New York’s 1st Judicial District.

Thanks for the free PLEX Elon!

Maybe Elon just met his next ex-wife?

Not A Miners

EvE Online has a lot of miners.

Many miners roleplay as not a miners.

They claim they don’t mine.

This is a lie.

They are probably mining right now.

Never trust a miner.

All miners fly mining ships.

If they are a miner, they are mining.

I don’t think I like miners.

Maybe we should kill all the miners?

That would be for the best.

Believe it or not…

…but they are all miners.

Every single one of them.

Breaking NEWS

Listening to: Satyagraha

It finally happened.

Calm down miner is official.

Like it or not, but I’ve made EvE history.

Hrothbear was the first of many. A funny story about that… He was so desperate to pad his killboard, vowing to NOT SPEAK to anyone who linked the killmail on Zkill. Naturally, Sargon did it about a minute later, leading Saltgar to cry, running away from a chorus of “Calm down miner.” Now, years later, he can relive the experience!

Meanwhile, darkolus has begun his own descent into madness.

Ganked by Nazes, he vowed revenge.

darkolus > No, I’m just going to ruin the channel
Aiko Danuja > doubt
John Steelmerc > the only things miners ruin are our precious natural veldspar belts
Aaaarrgg > darkolus please dont mess up the channel with your miner salt, thats not our thing
Aiko Danuja > Kill: Phat Phil (Griffin)
Aiko Danuja > Kill: rajehem (Obelisk)
darkolus > you’re just ruining this game…
Dave Gates > darkolus ur face is ruining this channel now take a hike already. they’re creating content. if you don’t like it then leave like a sour puss & GTFO
darkolus > No… i won’t… my face gonna keep ruinning this channel…

He is a dark ugly little man…

With broken sentence fragments, he sought revenge.

He even invented a slogan…

…and a business plan!

My channel was ruined by bad grammar and incoherent phrases.

He griefed on me hard.

…but why was he griefing me?

What a crazy miner!

Cheerzah!