Murder for Hire

I run a PvP alliance.

Highsec is my SAFE space.

Recently, toxicninja had a Safety incident.

Subsequently, he investigated the origin of his demise.

As toxic suspected, this was a targeted assassination.

Could he guess who ordered the hit?

That’s right! It was his old nemesis, HogTits.

For nearly a full day, HogTits bullied and griefed his way through Torrinos.

Jinx Beirutbomb > Can I inquire as to the nature of your dispute?
toxicninja > honsetly i was just minning
toxicninja > he said target aquired and left the astroid feild

However, ninja needed more evidence.

Would another ganker confirm Jinx’s testimony?

She sung like a bird, throwing HogTits under the bus.

ninja had been caught by a professional bounty hunter.

Novus Plebbo wannabes copy me, because I’m the best.

In a game like EvE Online, social skills matter.

I killed toxicninja, and he liked it.

I run a “very pro team”.

In fact, we are going to kill them all.

They can thank us later.

Aiko Monument

Vinnegar Douche spotted an antiganker, in a hole.

It was crime fighting time!

Check out this video of a real life antiganker!

Anyways, I’ve been wondering….

Would Vinnegar support my proposal?

We need Aiko monuments, in game and in reality!

I was pleased to learn that Vinnegar is a man of reason and culture.

Everyone agrees, it’s time for our first Aiko monument.

So many great ideas!

I want to thank everybody who has supported me, and my alliance.

As always, I have to acknowledge James 315.

I wouldn’t even be here without him.

Honestly, this was all his idea.

Everything is proceeding according to plan.

That’s right.

Cheers!

NSFW

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Most miners are happy to be ganked.

I give them whatever they desire.

However, sometimes miners are less than satisfied.

In such situations, I know what to do.

Customer satisfaction is my top priority.

Alexander sent an image, to show what he wants.

That’s fine, but I need to get paid.

If I don’t get paid, there’s gonna be trouble.

Ok, calm down miners.

You guys…

That’s right.

OMG.

Always!

Believe it or not, some people don’t want PvP in their PvP battle royale.

Highsec ganking has always been controversial.

Mining permits have always been a part of EvE Online.

Griefer bullies are the best players in EvE Online.

07 Bl4zer, you were a true trailblazer.

We must always fight the carebears.

They’ve always been here, crying and whining.

It’s always been this way.

We know how to deal with miners.

Right?

That’s right.

dock up

Oh hey… sorry I missed you!

I’ve been busy, killing the same people, over and over.

They don’t seem to understand what is happening.

I just want to help.

Life is hard for miners.

We can’t all be PvP champions.

I’m a winner, so they don’t have to be.

Sometimes, wormholers acknowledge my elite status.

You gotta be careful when I’m around.

I’ll just wait for you to fall asleep.

Even antigankers won’t save you.

Just dock up, before it’s too late.

What for?

Miners think we want isk.

They think we want ‘loot’.

As if they have anything worth taking.

Miners are just poors.

They can’t afford to pay us.

We don’t want their petty isk.

We just want to take out the trash.

Of course, they must pay us — that is the law.

This is a textbook protection racket)))

Capiche?

After they pay, we are definitely going to kill them.

That’ll teach them to be SAFE.

That’s how you win EvE Online, without being a quitter.

Cheers!

Where’s the Beef?

Antigankers are kinda stupid.

They enjoy shooting empty pods, and never understand that multiboxers find it helpful. Nobody wants to repetitively click the dock button. It’s quite a convenience to be teleported back home!

Haha, now that is some elite PvP in EvE Online!

PROTIP: Stay safe, and let CONCORD handle the griefers!

Even the best antigankers wonder… is it worth it?

Javencraft44Ace just wants to mine in Highsec.

He begged for peace.

Javen bent the knee, in abject submission.

There was only one problem.

We don’t negotiate with miners.

No matter how incompetent you are…

…you will regret shooting empty pods.

You will gnash your teeth in vain.

That’s right.

You might not like me…

…but I’m here to stay.

I’m invincible!

nobody cares

Sometimes, miners are too busy to mine.

Such people are easily distracted.

They are out to lunch, literally!

Miners are ‘hard’ workers, in real-life.

They are even replicating.

I sure hope they clean up their act.

Sometimes, you just gotta go!

Unfortunately, that’s when it happens!

That’s right!

What are you gonna do?

It’s not like you can use a bottle…

Who has time for mining?

Highsec is the best place to not play EvE Online.

Just relax!

Everything will be fine.

Nobody cares!

Dear Diary

Listening to Russian Hardbass Mix by White Sky

Dear Diary,

Codename Pleb continues to whine.

Anyways, we ganked Hedliner and his Awox alt.

Grrrr Aiko, hat hat hat gunkerz.

Hat hat hat.

GARRRR GROOOOONGREEFEREEEEEE!!1!!!!

Now that’s some Pandemic salt!

Also, do you remember DKslopoke?

Now he’s blackmailing me.

I guess I’ll be banned soon?

Meanwhile, in Halaima, I bewitched the Monster from J124023!

Hey, I’m getting good at this.

Even a monster knows how to treat a Princess.

I put a spell on him.

With friends like this, I will never fail!

While antigankers cry, the people I gank are paying me))))))))

That’s right!

Party never stops
Russian through Highsec
Like it’s Vice City
Cyka blyat
Don’t be afraid of nada
Get ready for the drop
Everyday I drink
Everyday I gank
If you do the same, you are my drug
This is how we party

Antiganking Losers

Antigankers are losers, in real-life.

Codename Razorback spent a year pretending to infiltrate CODE.

All this effort was for naught.

He didn’t even get an “I wasted a year infiltrating CODE.” t-shirt.

Codename is grrrr cringe salty. He spent IRL money on a stupid name.

What a loooooser!

Some people hlurf and blurf, whilst others get it done.

DKslopoke wanted revenge, and he knew antigankers were useless.

So he decided to do it himself.

He even made his own antigank corporation.

Business wasn’t so good, and DK needed isk.

Oops!

Antigankers fail daily, always!

When will antigankers discover the TRUTH?

They are bad at EvE Online!

With enemies like this, we always win!

Haha, ok!

I’m a better antiganker than they are.

Hedliner and his Awox alt griefed newbro Hwark.

Now that’s how you antigank!