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Was everything over forever?
One week, mom survived…
The Russians paid 35 billion, for one week of Highsec PvE.
The next spawn was an island in Solitude.
Suddenly, lazy carebears didn’t want to PvE.
They blamed us, and CCP.
The bears didn’t even try.
They wished Hawk would rescue them.
They wanted mom to die.
Highsec miners just want free easy isk.
Island isk wasn’t good enough.
To be continued…
It’s not griefing, when you are sincerely salty.
Losers can say whatever they want in EvE Online.
Eventually, he found me.
Gankers have to follow CCP’s EULA.
Crybabies enjoy free speech.
What a guy.
He’s absolutely salty.
This went on for a few days.
Meanwhile, the Absolute Pleb discord had a laugh.
It’s not harassment, when you are bad at EvE Online.
This is what antigankers do.
That’s appropriate language for a miner.
Let’s see what else he had to say.
PLOT TWIST: He likes me more than you)))))) xD
Miners can use all the bad words.
PLOT TWIST: He has a crush on me.
What a classy guy.
I have a solution for miners like him.
There’s your warning, buddy.
PLOT TWIST: Gankers are the coolest people in the galaxy.
Welcome to reality, little guy.
That’s right.
Oi.
People notice me.
Hey there!
Hihi))
Antiganking miners say whatever they want.
Oh, I love it, thanks for asking.
Only gankers have to follow the EULA.
It’s ok, you can cry all day in EvE Online.
It’s not griefing, when you are salty.
It’s not harassment, if you are a whinebaby.
That’s right.
Cool story bro.
Nobody likes an antiganking miner.
Cheerzah!
Previously, the Avalanche was overpowered…
However, today we made history.
So yah, I logged into EvE Online…
Antigankers were already waiting.
They are kinda dumb.
Today, we are fishing in Uedama.
Hey there.
Great teamwork.
Op success.
Another fake gank.
That’s right.
Later that day…
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Cheers!
Listening to: Snoop
Hot or not?
Hey there.
You know how I do.
Just Aiko things.
We especially love to grief newbros.
TrickyNicky started off as an antiganker’s miner.
I walked all over him.
Hey. If you can’t beat me, join me.
Well, he tried his best.
Wow, there you go!
Now that’s a neat trick, Nick!
Haha, we sure griefed that poor newbro streamer.
That’s how you play EvE Online.
When the miner’s in the belt
Drop it like it’s hot
Drop it like it’s hot
Drop it like it’s hot
When CONCRD try to get at you
Gank it like it’s hot
Gank it like it’s hot
Gank it like it’s hot
And if a freighter get a attitude
Pop it like it’s hot
Pop it like it’s hot
Pop it like it’s hotAnd I roll the best weed ’cause I got it going on
Uh! I’m a nice gal, with some nice dreams
See these Catalysts, see these Coercers?
High security, million isk boats
The interior like red
Killer with the beat, I know killers that are elite
You should think about it, take a secondI’m a gangsta, but y’all knew that
Da Big Boss B, yeah I had to do that
Ain’t no other way to play the game the way I play
I can’t fake it, just break it, and when I take it
See I specialize in making all the miners get safe
Listening to: 2Pac
*****
Hey there.
Welcome to EvE Online.
In this game, you make your own fate.
I fly with the N.I.G.G.A CODE. SAFET crew.
That’s right. OHGOD <-just take a look
=SIDEBAR=
It’s not racist, according to 2pac himself.
It’d be more racist to let White progressive activists dictate language. If a Black rapper says that word isn’t racist, and he wants everyone to say it, then who am I to disagree? Who are you? Wow, who knew this blog would offer such a powerful learning moment?
o*=Thoughtful and Nuanced=*o
Like, for real yo. You can buy it on Amazon.
Some people choose to be miners.
Other people choose something else.
This could be your perspective.
However, my perspective is much better.
You know what I mean?
Why won’t anybody stop me?
I guess I’m just better than the rest.
xD
I love taking out the trash!
Well, tornado season is finally over.
Oh nice, coercers are coming back.
Wait, what?
So it’s a battleship, and a freighter. Does it also mine?
Yep, it’s a carebear ship…
Everybody values ganking, but…
The losers also want to be invincible.
They don’t like PvP.
They only want infinite hitpoints.
Ganking is just too easy!
Garrr, guankers, hathathat.
Every impotent miner yearns for revenge.
Unfortunately, for bears, not everyone agrees.
Miners are bad at economics.
Most people are idiots.
Here’s how we will respond.
We’ll just haul for free, with AFK and autopilot.
PushX and Red Frog will go out of business.
Yah, for real.
Take that ship to lowsec.
Bro, it’s just broken.
Indeed.
Antigankers are not very smart.
They are salty miners.
Jesus is my scout.
Indeed.
Fucking CCP… amirite?
That’s right.
