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Check out my Thanksgiving song!
Now, enjoy a crybaby.
Apparently, nullbears struggle with Highsec mining.
Boo hoo hoo.
Some people are whiny losers in real-life.
123 of them upvoted that.
Let’s check out the comments!
Indeed.
F.L.Y. S.A.F.E.
=BONUS ANTIGANKER TEARS=
That’s right.
That’s right!
Without further ado…
A couple hours later…
Miners are known crybaby bads.
See what I mean?
#FACTS
Wtf does that even mean?
"You piece of shit parasite, find something better to do, learn another language, you failed gringo."
That’s right!
@Scobichevsky “new diggers destroyers like will cost x10 ventures. I have a suspicion that they will gank”
f9dfk “I will write castole and we will make a collage of the century blowing children’s shovels in the vicinity of the jita.”
Helm Makenen “castole and company with relatives of pedophiles. Moral monsters who blow up children’s shovels and get satisfaction by smearing helpless noobs. Vile abomination. and everything that collapses with this trash“‘
That’s right!
They seem to enjoy the content.
o7 capsuleers!
Hello friends!
I love helping new players.
I always have time for a quick chat.
Silly bears.
I like to use the Catalyst Coercer.
Miners are slow learners.
That’s re right.
That’s right!
There was a lot to write about (and think about).
Big money would finance Fly Fearless mining alliance.
Some deals were good enough to be true.
Meanwhile, Executor Gai Heiyuu began promoting a new security policy.
Over time, this policy evolved.
As always, Deputy Director Envoy Arby was happy to help.
The miners were sorely confused.
At this point, Gai Heiyuu really fucked up.
Without warning, Gai declared Forever War on KalooJames 315.
Just as suddenly, Envoy got a secret girlfriend.
This would not end well for Mission Ready Mining Space Mining Guild.
To be continued…
YOUR BONUS CODE = 50
Lately I’ve been wondering, you know, like why?
They all keep giving me the NazAO salute.
MissJessy can’t be happy to see me again.
As always, we consult the Aiko Danuja CODE of Conduct.
Oh right, it’s required by law.
That’s right.
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o7 capsuleers! (aka cheerzah brav)
I don’t read my mail.
It’s just a lot, and I’m busy.
People report stray Orcas…
Sometimes, I hear from MiniLaw.
I like to hear from long dead miners.
I wish I had time to read it all.
Miners sure have a lot to say!
Should I respond?
What will people come up with next?
I guess they’ve had an exciting year.
Hey, maybe if you write me….
…I might even respond!
That’s right.
\o
Listening to: Beware, Beware
Oh thanks.
Seasons Greetings to all!
I’m all dressed up and ready to go.
You love it.
This year, we celebrate by ganking Highsec miners.
That’s right.
That’s right!
I’m like Jane Goodall with the carebears.
Every miner has a story to tell.
Many overshare every pathetic detail.
A few dream big.
In EvE Online, you can be anything you want.
Just imagine!
That’s right.
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o7 capsuleers!
Miners are often confused.
Will they ever understand?
Maybe, someday…
That’s right.
Here’s your daily bonus miner.
Watching: Sovereign Citizen Moments
Here’s the TLDR:
R3aper992 is our star of the day.
What a miner.
Nice pod!
I know what miners want.
A few minutes later…
He’s a sovereign citizen!
That’s right.
He’s a free miner.
A stateless traveler.
I wonder what else he has to say?
Check this out!
Textbok sovvie.
He definitely knows Admiralty law!
If you don’t make a contract, they can’t arrest you.
I wonder if he believes in aliens?
Any last words?
Later that day…
We diagnosed him with a case of the crazies.
That’s right.
That’s right!
