Saaphir Spent a Lot of Psycho

It’s gonna be one of those blogs.

Ventures are the saltiest ships in the game.

Saaphir > and a other i will never buy again

Saaphir was bankrupt.

Saaphir > not 200 million… 200 in words two hundred
Saaphir > 200
Saaphir > 200 i repaet .. 200 not 200 million

He learned a valuable lesson.

This is why miner gankers are cooler than freighter gankers.

Freighters are kinda boring (and actually AFK).

At least miners are fun.

Saaphir > vastefaireenculerfilsdeputeschwanzlutscher
Saaphir > vastefaireenculertoiaussiespecedepute
Saaphir > lutsxhmaleinpaarschwänzeduflachwichser
Saaphir > sovielduwillstdublödesau
Saaphir > undwasdufeiglingvonarschloch
Saaphir > fick dich du arschloch
Saaphir > dreckiger schwanzlutscher
Aiko Danuja > youwishhhhhhhhh
CASTOLE > he called me a faggot and a coward
Saaphir > he is already fucking you fag

This one had a lot to say.

Saaphir > band of cowards, no balls , only fags
CASTOLE > we have a bad man here what we should to do?
Blistalin Egber Beldrulf > Saaphir homophobia won’t get you anywhere son
Saaphir > in the belt yes, u get it in your little dirty ass you fag
Saaphir > come fags im afk
Whadda Badasaz > if you are afk, how do you type?
Saaphir > same way as you get fucked ..you dont even get it
Saaphir > not only a fag but stupid and dumb
Saaphir > stupid and fag, bad bad combination
Saaphir > come fag

However, I agreed with some of his observations.

Saaphir > yes, the problem is the fag that kill noob ., because they are to little cowards and fag to fight ppl that can fight back
Saaphir > it seems the fags like only to create damage to ppl that want chill a bit and mine …even low amount of crap ore, and they dont like

He was starting to figure things out.

BINGO!

He understood me perfectly.

He understood my alliance.

Ganking is about griefing newbros, not grinding for isk/hr.

I am a true ganker, of the highest form.

Saaphir > i dont care about youtr 8 rules of 20 rules or 200 rules
Saaphir > if you wank after a kill on a venture , u are not more woirth than a fag
Saaphir > take a airdryer and go under shower..problem done
Saaphir > yeah i enjoy, those fqags dont like
Saaphir > neither one or other… a snake is a king in the middle of worms. and you are not the snake
Saaphir > CASTOLE CAN LIKE MY BOOTS LIKE A FAG DO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Several hours later…

He understood exactly who and what I am.

Saaphir > you are one of the super dupper superkiller i can all i m so good and so strong i can beat all 5 years old
Ange Du Matin > Praise Aiko!
Gloria Exercitus > \o/

He understood my name is eternal.

Saaphir > i have no friends here
Saaphir > or they shout you in the back
Saaphir > i guess your to coward to do
Saaphir > lick my boots cunt
Aiko Danuja > you probably dont even have any boots
Saaphir > i do
Saaphir > u can lick them too if they still fit
Saaphir > i make 800 real dollars a week
Saaphir > i live in a big big city, you live in a cottage.
Ygritte Pava > oooo a big city venture
Saaphir > come eu , i take you out like a fish, and get your 2000 dollars
Saaphir > and i withdraw the money and get a nice bottle champagne

I think he propositioned me?

Total Winning

Welcome back to Aiko Danuja‘s bestselling EvE Online blog.

I always awox my teammates, even in Starcraft 2.

What if we all played other games together?

I think things would stay about the same.

Some people aren’t meant for PvP.

A few will do whatever it takes to survive.

At least I’m doing well.

I think I’ve been quite clear.

F.LY. S.A.F.E.


CASTOLE is COOL

What do you think?

They can’t help but admire us.

In EvE Online, newbros create content (unlike burnt out boomers).

Cool cat CASTOLE is living RENT FREE.

I bet CASTOLE is BIG MAD, isn’t that sound right?

CASTOLE is our 2025 New Player of the Year!

Who do you think has the right attitude?

We recently hosted the 25th Annual Bitterbear vs Newbro Tournament. If you are unfamiliar with the competition, perhaps because you are new to EvE Online, I will explain. We picked an older player, Hrothgar Nilsson (who has been playing for 14 years), and Hrothgar was paired against CASTOLE (who is a total beginner). Hrothy represented Novus Plebo, while CASTOLE represented the mighty Team Safety.

AMAZING!

CASTOLE defeated Hrothgar Nilsson, 12-1.

Unlike Hrothy, CASTOLE is an elite ganker.

I bet the Conference of Novus Plebo would love to recruit him.

Good luck with that.

That’s right.

Hey look! CASTOLE is recruiting other newbros…

Maybe I’ll talk to everybody?

I can finally tell my side of the story (again and again).

I guess it’s that time again.

o7 from Highsec!

To be continued…


The Lion’s Den

Listening to: Me So Lonely

I’ve seen everything.

Miners have a lot of strange thoughts.

There’s a reason I rarely respond.

Sometimes, this happens.

Usually, this happens.

I love a good gank.

They’ll always remember me.

That’s right.

Sometimes they need a little discipline.

That’s right!

o7 capsuleers!

The Conference of Shit

Pardon the language, but…

This is your daily reminder.

Can you spot a racist miner?

I am their Malediction.

Let’s just get straight to the point.

That’s right, so crazy.

Maybe James will save you?

At least I’m having fun.

I am living RENT FREE.

Seems obsessive.

Many essays later…

It’s a conference of shitposting racist incels.

I know exactly how to deal with all of them.

You too buddy.

Here we go!

It’s a true story about EvE Online (and why these guys are permabanned).

This is a recurring daily event, referenced in my report.

Isn’t it really that right?

For real.

…explained everything.

I bet it makes me SO angry.

I really miss you guys!

Daredevil Daown

He’s the greatest bumper in the history of the galaxy.

Nowadays, he’s Senior Director.

Recently, a daredevil tried to murder our beloved Envoy.

Envoy offered the would-be assassin some advice.

Just then, Jesus foresaw the miner’s fate.

It’s true what they say.

That’s right.

Later that day, the miner told his friends randoms in local.

Bzzbzz.

Code Ready Gelhan, Part 60

Code Ready Gelhan, Part 1

There was a lot to write about (and think about).

Big money would finance Fly Fearless mining alliance.

Some deals were good enough to be true.

Meanwhile, Executor Gai Heiyuu began promoting a new security policy.

Over time, this policy evolved.

As always, Deputy Director Envoy Arby was happy to help.

The miners were sorely confused.

At this point, Gai Heiyuu really fucked up.

Without warning, Gai declared Forever War on KalooJames 315.

Just as suddenly, Envoy got a secret girlfriend.

This would not end well for Mission Ready Mining Space Mining Guild.

To be continued…

YOUR BONUS CODE = 50

Why (not)? \oo7

Lately I’ve been wondering, you know, like why?


They all keep giving me the NazAO salute.

MissJessy can’t be happy to see me again.

As always, we consult the Aiko Danuja CODE of Conduct.

Oh right, it’s required by law.

That’s right.

That’s right!

That’s right!!!

o7 capsuleers! (aka cheerzah brav)