Category: From The Source

Highsec Miner Grab Bag, #255

Highsec Miner Grab Bag, #254

TRIGGER WARNING: EvE Online

I got a lot of EvEMail.

Some miners want to pimp me out at Fanfest.

They love to share their fantasies.

There’s more where that came from.

Other miners want to apologize.

Even apologetic miners need mining permits.

Woah! Calm down…

o7 capsuleers!

That’s right.

Creativity in EvE Online

Listening to: Stay Dead

Welcome back.

I’m kinda famous now.

Aiko Danuja is officially the best ganker in EvE Online!

I also teach GPT and SEO optimization on my professional blog.

Wow, I sure do meet a lot of miners…

Oh look, here’s one now!

What will they think of next?

I’m sure they will come up with something.

That’s right.

Oh, I give it up.

That’s right!

Dreaming About Aiko

Hey there.

Are you looking for love in EvE Online?

Many are in love with Kim Yo Aiko.

That’s right.

Thank you Comrade.

I’m definitely the main character.

That’s right.

I can’t wait.

I wonder what else he thinks about?

I wonder who else he thinks about?

Fortunately, I’m the most special.

That’s right.

o7 capsuleers!

To be continued…

Undock and Die

Listening to: Undock and Die

I’m gonna keep making AI music.

That means I’m a real content creator.

I’m doing very well, thank you.

That’s right.

I sure do enjoy EvE Online.

This is why we always shoot miners.

o7 capsuleers!

Fat Wiggers Inc.

Let’s check it out.

Safety. is such a creative alliance.

I bet I can turn that into music.

Amazing!

All true and factpilled.

q why u kill pod
a cuz i was bored n u was breathin wrong ez clap

q i wasnt even flyin
a wasnt even carin lil bro welcome to space

q but i new
a u new to dyin too ggs

q had no implants
a damn bro so u broke n dead tough combo

q i afk
a LMAOOO okay bet congrats now u afk in the clone bay lol

q u only kill defenseless
a nah i kill wit purpose that purpose bein boredom

q wat i do
a existed near me no insurance plan bad life choices

q feel bad yet
a feel bad these hands dont kno remorse lil bro

q can i get my stuff bak
a come outside n ask nicely lets see wat happen

q u ruinin eve
a nah u ruinin local wit all that cryin

q why highsec
a easy bake killmails sweet like cinnabon n u smelled delicious

q i reportin u
a snitchin wont put ur pod back together rat

q got life or nah
a got killboard n bad attitudes thats better

Any other questions?

Here, have a FREE bonus song, bro.

I bet Aiko is fun at parties.

That’s right.