Hey there.
Another Highsec quitbaby.
That’s right.
Gudbui miner.
I’m glad his toion enjoyed the gagain.
Glory to the DPRH!
Godbue V3rbal
Category: From The Source
Yria is Syria, Part 3
There is war in SYria.
Miners are learning why.
James 315 died, but Princess Aiko reigns as Queen Regent!
So we did an experiment.
Is bumping effective?
We wanted to know.
Is Silent Company a good alliance?
Our research indicates they are bads.
That is sad.
So we taught them a lesson.
Yes.
About Me (Aiko Danuja)
That’s me!
I host the popular Why Was I Ganked? channel.
It’s a place for miners to meet cool people.
That makes me a real space celebrity.
Those other losers have bad alliances with dead channels.
People like me because I’m fun and interesting.
You’ll want to pay attention.
That’s right.
Cheerzah!
Vacation in Piekura
Listening to: Permit Denied
Hey there.
That’s right.
Miners notice me.
Are you cool like me?
I’m a real space celebrity.
They sure love to chat.
You can learn a lot from carebears.
Some miners are crybabies.
I hope they get bulled on.
One day, the miners started fighting.
They hate each other.
Fortunately, I was there to help.
EvE Online is a no bully zone.
Cheerzah brav!
=BONUS CONTENT=
Test Alliance Dead Alliance
I won a real null battle.
They were bads.
Nullbears can’t even survive Highsec…
I know what happened next!
We killed them all.
That’s right.
RIP!
Miner Thoughts
Hey there.
Carebears always want to chat.
They have some interesting ideas.
What will the miners think of next?
Wow!
Is that right?
Really?
Safety CODE. is doing great.
What’s our secret?
That’s right!
o7 capsuleers!
Badlife
Hey there.
I’ve heard what they say.
Miners have a lot to learn.
In EvE Online, someone is always after your goat.
Everybody needs a mining permit.
What do you think?
Cheerzah brav.
Daily Report: EvE Online
In this game, we hunt miners.
They are crybabies.
Miners are crazy people, in real life.
At least we are having fun.
People send me screenshots all the time.
Lookin great!
I think Minerbumping is allowed.
Just pay us, and mine with Safety.
We are High Guardians, Saviours of Ice and Ore.
BlackWidow1968 > see all the witches is out
Aiko Danuja > im not a witch!
BlackWidow1968 > lol takes all you to take down 1 retriever lmao BlackWidow1968 > wow pethetic
Highsec Miner Grab Bag #252
I love to help.
Oh boy.
What a game.
This guy spent days bumping only the most obvious Safety. Orcas, and yet nobody knows who we are? In fact, we are nothing like the old CODE, we just act like the exact same people.
“I run a… mining corp aimed at new players… whose entire existence supports MY efforts…”
I never read all my mail.
Some miners are desperate.
They sure do write a lot.
Yes, they are from me…
That’s right.
“Don’t be the last man standing in that dying, anti-ganking alliance full of egotists obsessed with power and control, who hated James and hate the Code. Those 4 anti-gankers who form the rotten core of Safety. People are going to assume you approve and support these people and their actions…”
Miners are positively mental.
$100 gets you $1’000’000’000 – easy instant winnings.
Cheerzah brav!
“Dude, thank you very much for what you do! I went to WWIG, saw these tears because of the destroyed Venture, and my mood immediately became better.“
Rookie Help
TRIGGER WARNING: EvE ONLINE
I like to play a game.
I answer noob questions, faster than the carebears.
I’m good at this.
That’s right.
I like to have fun.
I’m a pillar of the community.
That’s right.
New players love to cry and beg for help.
I set them straight.
Ylewen > Don’t get mad, go farm vespar !
One day, I met Ylewen.
Ylewen > yeah, so ppl multiboxing with like 20 accounts, he waited me outside my filament T3 (i was in a Safe spot in Muvolailen) wtf, i just lost 600M gg
That same day, he died.
Duke Governor Konna > Ylewen ouch
Aiko Danuja > the things we have to do 🙁
ISD Bird > Ylewen Yeah, that is called getting “ganked”
Gia Domni Cassini > Ylewen thats a thing
NitRam2205 > Ylewen get a good
Ylewen > they was like
Ylewen > 20
They was like 20.
That’s right.
Ivory Harcourt > Ylewen this is a PVP game
Ylewen > I do not call that “PVP”
Ylewen > ppl are cirnge
Ylewen > fk of
Ylewen > I do not call that “PVP”
Ylewen > 1v20
ISD Bird > pvp could also mean “player vs people”
Tahoora Tsour Niam > Aiko Danuja o7
New players struggle to accept reality.
Callie Khornate > Ylewen You chose to fly what you couldn’t afford
Gia Domni Cassini > Ylewen multiboxing is allowed.
ISD Bird > Ylewen That is called being ganked
Ylewen > its shouldnt be allowed
Avelmarle Shouna > people don’t need your consent to kill you
ISD Bird > EVE Forums: Player Feedback & New Features if you have a suggestion make it here
Sara Seraph > become a ganker yourself
Corporal Fillip > Aiko Danuja hey, Aiko
I love to help.
Aurie Aurgnet > Aiko Danuja give some advice for the newbies.
Aiko Danuja > i recommend new players try pvp instead of mining
Ylewen > All liars
Disgusted, Ylewen filed a complaint.
What do you think he said?
He sure had some interesting ideas.
Now it’s up to 30 accounts!
Did you think Ylewen is an innocent new player?
Doubt!
