Funerals – Page 8 – ‎James 315 Space

Welcome to Shekelstone

There are worse things, than racism.

Some people have bad manners, and bad taste.

No Venture is beneath the law.

No Venture is above the law.

Diggers need a digging permit.

No edgy pun intended.

Rise and Fall of an Antiganker

Antigankers are always salty.

They were ganked, and now they want REVENGE.

First comes the gank, then comes the ‘antigank’.

This never goes according to plan.

CTIRx is one such miner.

He re-invented himself as an antiganker.

Unfortunately, he isn’t a killer.

Just another antiganking stalker.

We know how to deal with them.

That’s right.

Uedama is where the best players in the game…

…get to laugh at the worst.

So he changed systems.

That went as well as expected.

Good fight!

Cheerzah!

What a miner.

Griefing Gone Wild

Listening to: Snoop

Hot or not?

Hey there.

You know how I do.

Just Aiko things.

We especially love to grief newbros.

TrickyNicky started off as an antiganker’s miner.

I walked all over him.

Hey. If you can’t beat me, join me.

Well, he tried his best.

This way little guy.

Wow, there you go!

Now that’s a neat trick, Nick!

Haha, we sure griefed that poor newbro streamer.

That’s how you play EvE Online.

When the miner’s in the belt
Drop it like it’s hot
Drop it like it’s hot
Drop it like it’s hot
When CONCRD try to get at you
Gank it like it’s hot
Gank it like it’s hot
Gank it like it’s hot
And if a freighter get a attitude
Pop it like it’s hot
Pop it like it’s hot
Pop it like it’s hot

And I roll the best weed ’cause I got it going on
Uh! I’m a nice gal, with some nice dreams
See these Catalysts, see these Coercers?
High security, million isk boats
The interior like red
Killer with the beat, I know killers that are elite
You should think about it, take a second

I’m a gangsta, but y’all knew that
Da Big Boss B, yeah I had to do that
Ain’t no other way to play the game the way I play
I can’t fake it, just break it, and when I take it
See I specialize in making all the miners get safe

Nooo Notmyship Notmyship

I don’t like to laugh at miners…

…but this is objectively funny, bro.

Krig’s Korner, Episode 16

Krig’s Korner, Episode 15

What a battle.

Our team lost nothing.

FLAWLESS VICTORY!

One man, destroyed them all.

Arion Yael > TLHOG The safety guy took the drones
TLHOG > well the drones were always a sacrifes

It began with a fight over drones.

Manolo Acosta > Are they attacking you?
Arion Yael > Yeah
Manolo Acosta > run?
Arion Yael > I’m scrammed

Before long, things escalated.

Eloum Heir > My orca 🙁
TLHOG > did you lose it?
Eloum Heir > Not yet
BitComet > how much shiled u got left?
Eloum Heir > 28%
Eloum Heir > Help is coming
Aunmia Serine > Anyone arrived yet?
Aunmia Serine > well that was worth a try lol

However, help was on the way?

Rimmer of Smeg > ive got 3 on way but 6 jumps out
Rimmer of Smeg > if we free you get the hell docked
Rimmer of Smeg > and dont fly it for 30 days
Indigo Lockhaven > well concord got me

This is when things started to go wrong.

Terribly wrong.

Eloum Heir > My orca is almost dead
kaos hayabusa > damn man
Rimmer of Smeg > Eloum Heir allign to dock so you get out
Eloum Heir > I’m already alligned 🙂
kaos hayabusa > how much time estimated to die?
Rimmer of Smeg > someone finish him off!