Hey there.
Highsec miners are not new players.
In EvE Online, I’m the new player.
Highsec miners are bittervet losers.
They are not a space force.
Get wrecked old timer.
Typical!
CCP requires 5, I’d rather use 1.
That’s right.
Newb Ganking
Category: Geography
Well Ok
Mr Boon is the antiganker who mines in Silen.
He keeps it classy in EvE Online.
Every carebear has a story to tell.
That’s right.
Some miners have a lot to say.
What’s ol Phek Phukking crying about?
Oh, I ganked him, I remember now…
… and I bet that’s his alt (double ganked).
Ok, gotta go.
o7 space capsuleers!
Don’t Cry Gankers
Oh hey there.
Don’t cry lol)
Aw, that’s all we can do?
Everything gonna fine.
At least everyone has fun)
I’m happy for all.
That’s right)
Aiko Danuja > how come u didnt save the freighter?
CASTOLE > why antigankers dont save the freighter
Don’t cry ganker > LolDon’t you get it?We can’t save everyone.That’s not our goal.We just need to annoy
Aiko Danuja > oh no the antigankers ‘annoyed’ us again Kill: Miri Tsukaya (Bowhead) haha u got us good
Don’t cry ganker > Dear friends!Uedama – Top-3 dangerous systems in EVE based on ships destroyed.✪ ✪ ✪ Fly safe!
Aiko Danuja > WARNING GANKERS IN UEDAMA TAKING EASY ISK AND EASY KILLS FROM INCOMPETENT AFK CAREBEARS
Don’t cry ganker > Friends, you can help in our fight against the gankers!Simple formats are used to counter them
Wrathful Hawk > Don’t cry ganker are you russian?
Don’t cry ganker > Nope)
Aiko Danuja > all we need to do is annoy NATO)
Don’t cry ganker > Yeah, don’t forget to add this to the next funny screenshot of dialogues on your site.
Yanen Trent > Don’t cry ganker
Another One
It just keeps happening.
Oh look, there he is again.
What’s this?
Tee Ka keeps attacking me!
As it turns out…
That’s a fancy Orca!
Carebears think I’m just a mean greefer.
However, Tee Ka is starting to figure things out.
I’m fun.
That’s right.
He’s not a new player.
He’s just another miner.
Cheerzah!
Ungestanded
Listening to: Valefor
I’m a Highsec ganker.
I love to help new players in 0.656.
Mike Azariah can feed free frigates.
I’ll just take them away.
xd
Nobody likes a miner.
That’s right!
That’s right.
xaxa)
BONUS SCREENSHOTS
=LIVEBLOG CONTINUES=
He just needs one more thing…
Another mining permit sold.
Get Bumped
Before James 315 passed away…
… he taught me a neat trick.
Miners never seem to understand…
Wee! (what’s happening to me?)
Haha, gankers are so stupid, right?
Wait a minute…
What’s wrong with miners??
Like hello, you died an hour ago…
Everybody loves Gallente space.
Full speed ahead…
That’s right.
Cheerzah!
Not Salty
Listening to: AI AIKO
Don’t be salty.
Australian Jesus > all done mining?
Alsvidarr > lol
Australian Jesus > enjoy docking
Alsvidarr > to think I need this to plex
Australian Jesus > nobody mines for fun mate
Alsvidarr > lmao
Alsvidarr > you’re cute
Alsvidarr > you think I can’t make ISK
Australian Jesus > if you could do it elsewhere, you’d be there
Alsvidarr > you clearly don’t know anything
That sucks for you.
I bet you are space rich…
That’s why you are in Highsec?
Ok buddy.
Miners sure have a way with words.
Oh well.
Drinkin Drank
Listening to: MEGASAFE
It happened last night.
Oof.
Then it happened again.
That’s truly amazing.
He’s too poor for simping.
He’s just a Highsec miner.
What a pleb.
Miners are to be euthanized, and not heard.
=BONUS CONTENT=
Hananeri Muvila released his AI generated album, with such hits as Safety, Mining, and Aiko Wormtongued My Orca.
Ice Pirate
Listening to: The Ice Pirates
I play EvE Online.
It’s like Idiocracy, in outer space.
Everyone loved the tale of Tee Ka and his alts.
Now meet Ketse…
He can transfer 60-70b!
He’s a self-proclaimed goonpirate!
What a guy.
He also steals my ice.
So I helped him stop.
He was enthusiastic.
However, he forgot about his other Mackinaws.
It was a Pirate v Pirate space battle.
I guess he’s a fan?
I think he asked me on a date.
It’s a hard knock life.
I wish Ketse all the best.
However, the feeling is not mutual.
BUSTED!
Back to low…
What a crazy miner.
What a noons!
Everybody in Delve will pay.
That’s right.
I wish I was good at this game.
At least he’s not mad.
That’s right.
At least he’s still a fan…
…but ow we are no longer frriends =((
Is this salt? 🙂
Cheerzah!
=POSTSCRIPT=
Wipe Out
Miners make a lot of threats.
Naturally, we evict riffraff.
Sometimes, they are crazier than normal.
Yep, it’s a Jesus miner.
The power of Christ compels!
They’ll never calm down.
That’s right.
Cheerzah!
=BONUS CONTENT=
Let’s see what Catalina had to say.
Ah, it’s a make-a-deal miner.
Sounds legit.
This was one tough negotiator.
Wow, this miner has connections.
Miner’s rebellion when?
Mmhm, sure.
Anyways, I got killrights.
I had to get out of there!
…then I came back (with more killrights).
Fun times!
