Miner Obsession

=Trigger Warning: EvE Online=

Miners have a lot to say.

Previously, on my best EvE Online blog.

Miners think about me a lot.

It’s a competition, to see who obsesses the most.

Yep, I’m lookin great.

[ 2024.08.25 22:15:53 ] Kathus > onlyganks.com

I don’t mind a little flattery.

However, antigankers go too far.

They take it from awkward to creepy.

It gets a little weird.

I’m not looking for a boyfriend in EvE Online.

Sorry to disappoint.

Uh…

Wtf is a sparrow?

I’m not a tsundere! Hmph.

I actually haven’t read all these mails.

See, that’s where it gets crazy…

Bro…

We aren’t going to Iceland together.

Steven, my guy… you mail me all the time.

To be continued…

Highsec Miner Grab Bag #247

Highsec Miner Grab Bag #246

Oh, hey there.

I guess it’s mailtime.

Some miners are not upset.

They are quite calm.

Some miners roleplay as notaminers.

No mining in Delve!

That’s right.

This Orca had plenty of ‘no’ warning…

It was all a setup! The miner exposed CCP’s evil ways.

I’m the most upvoted person in EvE forum history.

Unlike some people, I actually play EvE Online.

I get way too much email (unlike James, I don’t have a cute secretary).

It is funny tho.

A mining sniper, and not even his first time…

Bro has been doing that longer than I’ve played.

Send me one billion isk, buy 5 get one free.

Boy, I got so much game up in here.

Wow, just wow.

I can’t wait to hear more.

That’s right.

I won’t tolerate griefing in my alliance.

Sure thing, little buddy.

Ah, but I’m also cute.

That’s my isk/hr.

Hey, I’m having fun)

Highsec Miner Grab Bag #245

Listening to: Zoot Suit Riot

Highsec Miner Grab Bag #244

Miners love to write.

Wow.

What a guy.

Yikesaroo.

I hope they feel better soon.

Miners are always poor…

…and more than a little dim.


Anyways…

At least they are happy.

I know how to have fun.

You love it, daddy-o.

That’s right!

Tell me more?

Fat Cat Came to Play
Now You Can’t Run Fast Enough
You Best Stay Away
When the Pushers Come to Shove

Throw back a bottle of beer
I have coal black hair

Highsec Miner Grab Bag #244

Highsec Miner Grab Bag #243

Miners have a lot to say.

Oh, ok…

Yuo stuid!

Miners don’t have to abide by CCP’s EULA.

I slept my way to the top!

Miners in Highsec… who knew?

I have 30,000 more of these (yes, really)…

It’s just endless…

This is the real EvE Online.

Hi-sec is just a damned lie!

That sounds fun!

To be continued…

Sexting Online

I receive a lot of email.

Oh boy, let’s take a look.

Learza sent me his schedule.

Interesting!

Kain Qo was in the mood.

I call it Sexting Online.

Next!

Miners make me piuk.

They have no purpose.

We can help them.

I love it!

Romance Online.

It looks like they had a second date.

T’ai loves to suck.

What a miner!

Next!

I love dicks.

Is CCP glad of what they made?

Let’s put a breeze in the Hulks.

This is EvE Online!

Cheerzah!

The Conference Elite

Guest Author
Tweeps (aka John E Normus)

Hello there.

I didn’t see you come in.

As you can see, the CODE. alliance was never more than a facade, built upon the mighty Conference Elite. A galactic alliance is nothing without TCE, and that’s an undeniable fact.

As the heiress of both James 315 and loyalanon, I now command the ship of state. Of course, wannabe orbiter plebs insist I never received a sacrosanct blessing, as if I need one.

Seems legit?

If James did not choose me – who did? It is one thing to be annointed, but if I crowned myself, then I am even more powerful. If James were invincible, I must be omnipotent!

After seizing command of TCE, I have delegated authority to my trusty lesbian sidekick, Alleil Pollard. Henceforth, as acting executor, Alleil will oversee the Byzantine bureaucracy.

Of course, the miners inevitably write me.

As you know, we are a PROUD antiganking guild.

I hope Alleil can keep up with the daily correspondence.

Good luck Alleil!

Bee well!

Highsec Miner Grab Bag #241

Highsec Miner Grab Bag #240

Yesterday was the end of an era.

Fortunately, I’ve got the awesome essentials right here.

Ganking is griefing, so I deserve abuse — right?

Awww, that’s so romantic!

Another IRL threat that CCP gameminers will blame on me.

I thought the story of Olanlee Andrews couldn’t get crazier. However, it appears GM IceCream doesn’t do basic fact checking. He sent ban warnings to people who didn’t gank Olanlee, but never bothered to check the killboard or contact anyone who was involved. I’m sorry, but that’s just lazy (and unprofessional).

Assette Pellion has a warning for Big Willies PVP Madness.

Elisabeth Canary still wants to buy those Harvester drones.

I love to help!

Camelot2010 apparently lost a ship.

7o capsuper!

Racist moon miner MOONWIBE was just roleplaying.

Plagiominer Atima Avada isn’t scared.

Sometimes my alts get emails.

Miners just want a square deal.

Are they sain or insain?

This wasn’t her first arrest…

Wutevz. Bye, ttyl.

Ok, one more.

I wonder where his ship went?