Listening to: More Cat Sky

=Trigger Warning=

Welcome to EvE Online.


Miners never learn.

They are not so smart.

Oh well… bad fortune!


Good fight!


GHarrrhrh gaunkers!


We never forget a bad miner.

That’s right.

xD



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Listening to: More Cat Sky

=Trigger Warning=

Welcome to EvE Online.


Miners never learn.

They are not so smart.

Oh well… bad fortune!


Good fight!


GHarrrhrh gaunkers!


We never forget a bad miner.

That’s right.

xD



o7



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?

??

Good fight, not miner!

Yep.


That’s right.

Cheerzah!


xD



Miners are sensitive souls.

Rest in peace newbro crybaby.


Farewell salty bitter vet boomer.



Hey again, mister dead again.

Oh look, he has stuff to say.

These people…


They never stop whining.

Now he’s gonna lecture us.



Miners are mean!

They are space bullies.


We should kill them all.



Check it out.

It gets worse.

Oh, there’s more.

Does CCP take meaningful action against bots in EvE Online?

Doubt!

Woah, there’s more?

Oh wow.

Wtf?

Meanwhile…


Well, ok then.




Uh…

Ok buddy.

These people…

Wutev.



Thanks for the free isk, bro.

Pleasure doing business with you.

Cheerzah!



Today, we decided not to grief any miners.

Let’s just meet them instead.

cataclysm jane is one of PanFam’s mighty miners.

Cool lifestyle.

This miner explained the technical lingo.

0.0 is for 0.0s.

WoW!


Let’s meet an antiganker.

Double WoW!



Hey, don’t kill yourself in EvE Online.


I’ll do it for you.

I like to play.



Miners are real dumb.



What a ‘waste’.


That’s right.


Indeed.


=Trigger Warning: EvE Online=


Miners have a lot to say.


Previously, on my best EvE Online blog.

Miners think about me a lot.

It’s a competition, to see who obsesses the most.

Yep, I’m lookin great.

[ 2024.08.25 22:15:53 ] Kathus > onlyganks.com
I don’t mind a little flattery.


However, antigankers go too far.

They take it from awkward to creepy.

It gets a little weird.

I’m not looking for a boyfriend in EvE Online.

Sorry to disappoint.

Uh…

Wtf is a sparrow?


I’m not a tsundere! Hmph.

I actually haven’t read all these mails.

See, that’s where it gets crazy…

Bro…

We aren’t going to Iceland together.

Steven, my guy… you mail me all the time.

To be continued…


Oh, hey there.


I guess it’s mailtime.


Some miners are not upset.

They are quite calm.

Some miners roleplay as notaminers.

No mining in Delve!

That’s right.

This Orca had plenty of ‘no’ warning…

It was all a setup! The miner exposed CCP’s evil ways.

I’m the most upvoted person in EvE forum history.



Unlike some people, I actually play EvE Online.

I get way too much email (unlike James, I don’t have a cute secretary).

It is funny tho.

A mining sniper, and not even his first time…

Bro has been doing that longer than I’ve played.

Send me one billion isk, buy 5 get one free.

Boy, I got so much game up in here.


Wow, just wow.

I can’t wait to hear more.


That’s right.


I won’t tolerate griefing in my alliance.


Sure thing, little buddy.

Ah, but I’m also cute.

That’s my isk/hr.

Hey, I’m having fun)


Hey there.

Yup.

Miners are crazy.

Well, some of them are.

I get more mail than James 315.

I can’t read it all!

My thoughts exactly…

In ten years?


Ok.

Ok!

Let’s check it out.

What happened?

Wow, real EvE Online space drama.


We are actively ruining miners.

Thanks!



Listening to: Zoot Suit Riot


Miners love to write.

Wow.

What a guy.


Yikesaroo.

I hope they feel better soon.

Miners are always poor…

…and more than a little dim.

Anyways…

At least they are happy.

I know how to have fun.

You love it, daddy-o.

That’s right!

Tell me more?

Fat Cat Came to Play
Now You Can’t Run Fast Enough
You Best Stay Away
When the Pushers Come to Shove
Throw back a bottle of beer
I have coal black hair