Category: Kills of the Week

How to Win a Bonus Round

Previously, we met Manolo Acosta et al.

Of course, I sent them straight to miner’s prison.

QuantumFx > Okay, let’s be clear. I have 5 characters. Manolo Acosta Mr Pitufo Don Sheldon Guillermo Romero and me

Now his alts all have bios.

This acts as a Safety talisman.

However, something was wrong.

Miners sure do ask a lot of questions…

I’m never quite sure what they expect.

I guess they want more Safety?

At first, Blackface Manolo worked as a street informant.

Meanwhile, Don proselytized in local.

Things just kept getting better and better.

One day, he reported himself.

This intel was most timely.

Thanks for the tip!

Fortunately, we were able to resolve the situation.

Mr Pitufo > i pay yesterday for 5 accounts! 750 millions
Aiko Danuja > you paid 150 + 500
Aiko Danuja > you paid 650 not 750
Mr Pitufo > oh yes yes sorry 650
Mr Pitufo > so?

That’s right.

Mr Pitufo > take 100 millions
Aiko Danuja > very well

Another miner saved!

o7

Three Timing Felix

In EvE Online, love is risky.

Recently, Felix got in trouble.

Apparently, he made his new girl CEO.

SheHe took everything!

What a dunce.

I hope they are happy together.

Meanwhile, I feel betrayed.

Felix has been lying to me for a long time.

He never sent those flowers.

Instead, he sent them to my friend.

He even called herhim a princess!

Wtf?

Felix also went after my alts.

You know what kind of man does that?

He went through my whole channel.

Felix only wanted one thing from me.

He acted like he would buy me a nice meal.

What girl doesn’t love grilled Matari?

However, men always want something else.

Goodbye Felix.

To be continued…

Some dogs just can’t stay away.


Highsec Miner Grab Bag #254

On Loop: Shoot the Miner

Highsec Miner Grab Bag #253

Occasionally, we read old mail.

The people stay in touch.

I don’t mind.

Many write from beyond the grave.

They haunt my friends.

The dead love to rattle their chains.

They often feel wronged.

Don’t mess with a gangster mommy.

Miners also mail my alts!

I should write that one back…

I’ve got unread mail to and from people that no longer exist.

I have correspondence with permabanned has-beens.

Those losers sure have a lot to cry about.

Oh well!

Every miner has something to say.

Some miners just spam.

Others beg for mercy.

I am so glad/sorry that happened to your Viper?

Don’t invade Highsec!

In EvE Online, trash talk has consequences.

F.L.Y.S.A.F.E.

Krig’s Korner, Episode 23

Krig’s Korner, Episode 22

When you pull over a miner…

…you never know what to expect.

Sometimes they admit it.

Then they keep talking.

Cool story bro.

Let’s meet another.

Hold on…

Like scribble at the bus stop?

We’ll get back to that…

What kind of bus stop?

Well, what about the rest of the story?

What happened next?

Super Perforator lost a dear friend that day.

Another happy ending.

A Father’s Disappointment

Listening to: Dark Synthwave

Not every father is so proud.

Odboko Atild Sr. was not happy.

Birthday party ruined(((

Even birthday criminals go to jail.

I tried to help.

He just replied with strange requests.

Miners are kinda weird.

Another victory for Team Safety!

That’s right.

At least I’m having fun!

Check out this neat trick.

Code Ready Gelhan, Part 58

Code Ready Gelhan, Part 1

Deputy Director Arby knew a lot about scamming.

So he promoted his alts to newly created positions of authority.

Fly Fearless alliance members were impressed.

Everybody was talking about Envoy Arby.

Razzle felt the new leadership team was professional.

Gai Heiyuu couldn’t even fix the MOTD!

The miners were growing uneasy.

Something was happening…

Gai was in denial.

Eventually, Grildar invented a conspiracy.

Why would anybody pretend to be real leadership?

Razzle knew better.

Grildar was just retaliating.

He was just mad cuz bad.

Grildar only lasted 75 days.

Director Arby had no patience for rumormongers.

Indeed, he had miners to train.

They had a lot to learn!

To be continued…

Your treasure hunt clue: Aiko is an anagram for which system?

Just Above

Some people don’t like Safety.

Congratulations Aiko!

Other people love me.

You can’t argue with success!

Maybe I was born with it?

Aiko Danuja is the best mercenary in EvE Online.

Business remains good.

No discussion required!

What will happen next?

I’ll make more isk.

Maybe even a few friends.

Wouldn’t you like to watch?

Cheerzah.