Category: notaminer

Missing a Friend

I guess I’m having a hard time.

Sometimes, you lose someone that mattered.

Art Gravy, aja kjeezy, aka Mike Kuhn was my friend.

He was kind to new players, and just a chill dude.

I never saw it coming.

It sucks to miss a friend.

Someone scammed them out of everything!

That’s really fucked up.

He died a few hours later…

Valar morghulis.

I’m so sorry about that.

Fortunately, he paid a billion isk for my corpse.

Art. that means you are invited to Valhalla.

As your Valkyrie, let me say I’m honoured.

#MegaBigSad

o7

That’s right.

https://www.gofundme.com/f/support-for-cara-and-phoenix-after-michaels-passing

Arche Dies in Amarr

He wasn’t a happy miner.

What happened?

Illegal mining is not tolerated in sacred Amarr!

This ethic has been consistent for millennia.

All miners must be extirpated (this is your warning).

Silly bears always threaten revenge.

They also try to scam us.

Firsty of, if an ignoremus doesn’t leasrn, then he gets blowonged!

Will they ever obey the law?

Some people are just out of touch with reality.

That’s right… go in flames…

xD

PLOT TWIST: He let me kill him?

CHATGPT SAYS…

Indeed.

My Name is Aiko Danuja

Welcome to my blog.

Happy New Day to You!

That’s right.

New players are mystified by the new New Order.

It’s pretty clear what we believe.

Even antigankers acknowledge my titles.

Click the link if you don’t believe me.

Weird, but true – welcome to EvE Online.

A double princess, of both ganking and antiganking.

Read my blog, and I’ll tell you what’s up.

If you don’t know who I am, I definitely explain myself.

In EvE Online, I run a serious space business.

Yes, it’s profitable.

You are advised to invest in me.

Many say that I am their heroin.

They call me the jackal wasp.

That’s right.

That’s right!

Total Winning

Welcome back to Aiko Danuja‘s bestselling EvE Online blog.

I always awox my teammates, even in Starcraft 2.

What if we all played other games together?

I think things would stay about the same.

Some people aren’t meant for PvP.

A few will do whatever it takes to survive.

At least I’m doing well.

I think I’ve been quite clear.

F.LY. S.A.F.E.


CASTOLE is COOL

What do you think?

They can’t help but admire us.

In EvE Online, newbros create content (unlike burnt out boomers).

Cool cat CASTOLE is living RENT FREE.

I bet CASTOLE is BIG MAD, isn’t that sound right?

CASTOLE is our 2025 New Player of the Year!

Who do you think has the right attitude?

We recently hosted the 25th Annual Bitterbear vs Newbro Tournament. If you are unfamiliar with the competition, perhaps because you are new to EvE Online, I will explain. We picked an older player, Hrothgar Nilsson (who has been playing for 14 years), and Hrothgar was paired against CASTOLE (who is a total beginner). Hrothy represented Novus Plebo, while CASTOLE represented the mighty Team Safety.

AMAZING!

CASTOLE defeated Hrothgar Nilsson, 12-1.

Unlike Hrothy, CASTOLE is an elite ganker.

I bet the Conference of Novus Plebo would love to recruit him.

Good luck with that.

That’s right.

Hey look! CASTOLE is recruiting other newbros…

Maybe I’ll talk to everybody?

I can finally tell my side of the story (again and again).

I guess it’s that time again.

o7 from Highsec!

To be continued…


Man That Is Gay

It’s always the same pattern.

Post your shit racist diatribes online, and look what happens.

Now I’m just SO lonely.

If only someone, anyone, would just please talk to me.

That’ll do.

I guess this is why I’m BIG MAD on the daily.

I hope that miner calms down.

Just accept it, move on and play the game.

If you can…

Cheerzah brav!

Prime Admiral Aiko

Welcome back to the best blog in EvE Online.

I know you read it.

My blog literally inspires you.

Isn’t that right?

I wonder what could go wrong?

Now what will Globby do?

I’ll wait until Wrathful Hawk figures it out.

Why are these miners such racist crybabies?

Here’s the big question.

Why are we STILL happening to them?

Are they enjoying the drama?

Miners often wonder what is happening.

I would say they are still finding out.

Consequences will never be the same.

You know what I’m sayin?

There’s more headed your way.

Some people actually love a fight.

I certainly do.

LOL!

LMAO!

Can you guess what happened next?

That’s right.

That’s right!

Don’t say I didn’t warn you.