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Some losers don’t like me.
Some of them are super salty.
This is an intervention.
Will TheInternet finally learn a lesson?
What is it exactly???
Oh look, it’s a Machariel!
Suddenly – gankers…
What’s your reason to get SUPER big MAD salty?
Bumpers and gankers are often in complex relationships.
That’s right.
To be continued…
I am Aiko, High Danuja of Danera.
That is what I do.
I’m the best.
There’s only one thing that can stop me.
Otherwise…
You’ll understand why they call me a real B.
That’s right.
Cuz, it be like that.
That’s right.
Ya’ll best stay real safe.
\o
I guess I’m having a hard time.
Sometimes, you lose someone that mattered.
Art Gravy, aja kjeezy, aka Mike Kuhn was my friend.
He was kind to new players, and just a chill dude.
I never saw it coming.
It sucks to miss a friend.
Someone scammed them out of everything!
That’s really fucked up.
He died a few hours later…
Valar morghulis.
I’m so sorry about that.
Fortunately, he paid a billion isk for my corpse.
Art. that means you are invited to Valhalla.
As your Valkyrie, let me say I’m honoured.
#MegaBigSad
o7
That’s right.
https://www.gofundme.com/f/support-for-cara-and-phoenix-after-michaels-passing
Let’s check it out!
Someone has to help those miners!
Krig Povelli (that’s me) is the best master baiter in the game.
So let’s see if I can get this guy to trust me…
I’ll just apply around and find out!
Wow, that was easy.
I hope he had fun.
What happened?
Will he let me stay in the corp?
#SAD
I guess I’ll need to find a new Orca.
To be continued…
I’m a plague on the galaxy.
Hazzik gets it.
He understands the deal.
Let’s hear him out.
That’s right.
He missed the New Year’s Sale?
I’m here to help.
A miner’s laugh is worth a thousand tears.
Don’t fly a pod you can’t afford to lose.
Hazzik was studying space biology (drugs).
Now he understands the game.
Welcome to EvE Online.
The holidays sure are rough.
What did you do this year?
Here’s what happened to me:
PLOT TWIST: I didn’t see that coming!
What a holiday (haha LOL LMAO xD)))).
Some people seem to think I’m dumb.
Others just don’t like me.
I guess everyone is going through changes.
At least now I know what I am.
Ringdinglingadingalingringdingding.
Hey, what’s that sound?
This Christmas, try to appreciate your friends.
Dingdingdingalingringdongding.
Don’t run away and leave them all alone!
Did I do something wrong?
It’s a real mystery.
Am I untrustworthy?
I try my best!
Here is the sad truth…
Well, I’m sure everything will be just fine.
I’d wish you well, but…
Thanks for those real memories!
