Official Home of the New Order of Highsec
A lot of people like my music.
My teeth are pretty sharp, as you will see…
One day, a miner decided to talk trash about Art Gravy.
Such miners need to die.
Fortunately, I’m a cunning little jackal.
Isn’t that the truth?
Is it time?
That’s right.
I’m the best.
That’s right!
Here’s a bonus video.
Now you know why they call me Aiko Danuja.
More Plenitude Alliance content coming soon!
He wasn’t a happy miner.
What happened?
Illegal mining is not tolerated in sacred Amarr!
This ethic has been consistent for millennia.
All miners must be extirpated (this is your warning).
Silly bears always threaten revenge.
They also try to scam us.
Firsty of, if an ignoremus doesn’t leasrn, then he gets blowonged!
Will they ever obey the law?
Some people are just out of touch with reality.
That’s right… go in flames…
xD
PLOT TWIST: He let me kill him?
CHATGPT SAYS…
Indeed.
Miners love to get revenge.
Sparticus Raveclaw vowed to defeat his nemesis, Amy Pollard.
Raveclaw, reminds me of Rageclaw…
What a silly bear!
It’s a familiar story.
He doesn’t want to pay.
I tried to explain the merits of compliance.
It’s a pretty good deal!
However, this miner has ‘princibles’.
He would have cooperated, if only we asked…
Fortunately, I am a peacemaker.
The revenge was cancelled.
However, next time he would be ready (with friends)!
I guess he’s a fan?
I think some of these miners like me.
Another happy ending!
Maybe he will join us?
That’s right.
EvE Online is full of danger, mystery, and intrigue.
Some say that I’m superduper MEGA toxic.
What do you think?
I don’t think I’m that bad!
Here is what my mom said about all this.
She sounds like a carebear!
In a game like this, I’m a killer angel.
I’m a real good girl.
I’m just good at what I do!
Every miner deserves my attention.
Everybody else is watching.
o7 capsuleers!
Merry Christmas, I guess.
This year, I’m ganking.
Meanwhile, another year has gone by.
A lot happened, apparently.
Some people went too far.
A few made life altering decisions.
Did you make any BIG mistakes?
Let’s remember those we loved and lost.
I’m super duper MEGA BIG SAD.
Maybe next year will be better.
Or maybe not?
It’s whatever.
Perhaps, I’ll do something else?
It could happen tonight.
Either way, I’ll always be the best.
So you might hear from me again…
…but I wouldn’t expect forgiveness.
There are limits to what I can tolerate.
You know what I mean?
My sentiments exactly.
Well, you know what I will be doing.
That’s right LOL LOL.
Absolute Order Absolute Honor (AH) was outraged.
Orion Crabs > Fuck the law
Aiko Danuja > so you admit to being a criminal
Orion Crabs > Getting revenge
Their G-Team tried to abduct High Princess Aiko.
Bigus Dingus DOI > the queen herself in local
Orion Crabs > We can be here all day
Aiko Danuja > why are u doing this
Orion Crabs > To teach u to not be a pussy
They sent a war flotilla to my undock.
Aiko Danuja > Sargon Of Amerish help
Aiko Danuja > this guy griefing me into a station
Sargon Of Amerish > Orion Crabs you shouldnt be mean to the aiko bad things happen to those who are mean to the aiko
Aiko Danuja > he brought the entire AO standing fleet to poinen
Aiko Danuja > all 4 of them are here now
Aiko Danuja > well 3 of 4
Orion Crabs > yall really shut up
I was mega big scared.
Orion Crabs > Jumping someone when theyre vulnerable isnt a fight
Aiko Danuja > this guy griefing me into a station
Aiko Danuja > they are camping me in
qonedone > lol says who Aiko Danuja lets play ball u owe me some isk to so i can u it to buy you corage
These guys are noobs!
Aiko Danuja > im mega permabubbled in Poinen IV – Moon 6 – Expert Distribution Retail Center
Ananda Alasdair > Aiko Danuja I spent 30 mins listening to your bullshit and the bullshit of your friends. IM gooD!
Sargon Of Amerish > you shouldnt be mean to the aiko bad things happen to those who are mean to the aiko
qonedone > dam wimps comeout and meat your daddy
Orion Crabs > I’d like to see these bad things
They are slow learners.
Bigus Dingus DOI > no way im undocking lmao
What happened to their battleship?
Absolute Order was impressed.
Ain’t that the truth?
They had all kinds of questions for the Heroin of Highsec.
Just then, they gave me a new nickname.
I legit earned that title, fair and square.
I’ve got a lot of titles.
I am the Alpha Wolf Queen Bee of Highsec.
I even got a formal battlefield apology.
There was one final request.
Listening to: Me So Lonely
I’ve seen everything.
Miners have a lot of strange thoughts.
There’s a reason I rarely respond.
Sometimes, this happens.
Usually, this happens.
I love a good gank.
They’ll always remember me.
That’s right.
Sometimes they need a little discipline.
That’s right!
o7 capsuleers!
It’s always the same pattern.
Post your shit racist diatribes online, and look what happens.
Now I’m just SO lonely.
If only someone, anyone, would just please talk to me.
That’ll do.
I guess this is why I’m BIG MAD on the daily.
I hope that miner calms down.
Just accept it, move on and play the game.
If you can…
Cheerzah brav!
Pardon the language, but…
Can you spot a racist miner?
I am their Malediction.
Let’s just get straight to the point.
That’s right, so crazy.
At least I’m having fun.
I am living RENT FREE.
Seems obsessive.
Many essays later…
It’s a conference of shitposting racist incels.
I know exactly how to deal with all of them.
You too buddy.
Here we go!
It’s a true story about EvE Online (and why these guys are permabanned).
This is a recurring daily event, referenced in my report.
Isn’t it really that right?
For real.
…explained everything.
I bet it makes me SO angry.
I really miss you guys!
I’m happy to provide.
Check out these tears.
That’s right.
Even our enemies secretly admire us.
My cool clique is MEGA BIG MAD about what we did to you.
Does that make sense?
It’s too late for warnings!
I guess their time was up.
For real.
lmao
I’m crying about all that RENT FREE.
…but why did this happen to you?
That’s right!
Welcome to Highsec.
Some miners figure it out fast.
Then what?
Do you think I’ll feel sorry for you?
Ich bin die Krise.
o7 to all those who are gone!
Enjoy being a loser.
lmao
I’m not done.
