Category: revenge

Sarcasim Goes On

Listening to: Chiping Away

This is a recurring thing.

Sarcasim (aka IamurPAPPY) is obsessed with ‘Justina’.

Always!

EvE Online is a game of alts.

In this game, anyone can be a real loser.

Too bad about old man James 315…

Even other miners pity Sarcasim!

Isn’t that special?

Everyone in the game is Justin.

That’s right.

Code Ready Gelhan, Part 55

Code Ready Gelhan, Part 1

It’s a love story from beyond time.

This Valentine’s we remember what really matters.

I take personal responsibility for all of that.

Any idiot can create an alliance in EvE Online.

Dead alliances generally have bad leadership.

You can’t silence an obvious truth.

Gai understood the SAFETY CODE. governs Highsec mining.

However, Assistance Group is an entirely different alliance.

Same people (not me), but with different alts.

We They offer Highsec mining assistance, with paid training.

There was no need to wait.

That’s right.

Wow, FREE PvE fits!

To be continued…

More Sarcasim

Oh boy, here come a crazy.

This one knows our my Justin’s secret.

Such people never shut up.

I think they have a mental illness.

I hope he feels better soon.

This is the real EvE Online.

My enemies are ‘winning’.

I’m embarrassed for them.

In EvE Online, you can be anything you want.

Some miners aspire to be herpes.

Muting them doesn’t work.

They just come back on an alt.

Oh wow, he almost defeated us!

Yikes!

At least he’s having fun.

What a guy.

Yes, I dunked the Goonbears.

That’s right.

Bon Voyage \o

My killboard is pretty great.

I know it drives some people mental.

Many have fallen along the way.

I again ascended on Christmas EvE, a sign of things to come.

Gankbears really just don’t get it.

Mere killmails are for beginners and rookies.

Even miners know there’s more to my game.

James called it bumping.

Carebears, whether gankers or miners, should take note.

I will bump you out of the circle (again).

Enjoy the ride.

Some fall further than others.

How low can you go?

I like to find out!

Did you want to PvP me?

Are you winning?

How’d that work out for you?

Another happy ending!

Cheerzah!

xD

Double xD

Triple xD

That’s right.

=FINAL THOUGHTS=

=FINAL MEMORIES=

=BONUS UPDATE=

=GEOGRAPHY LESSON=

Re: FW: About Krig Povelli

Even the little guys enjoy EvE Online.

The alliance description is self-explanatory.

However, God hates miners.

In fact, nobody likes miners.

It all started in Botane.

Krig Povelli > Wow! That is one really fast procurer!

Graeth was AFK and didn’t mine.

He advised other miners to take a nap.

LadyBug had enough.

Graeth Raltharn > its just an empty life

She began talking about Krig’s penis.

Later, LadyBug regretted what she said.

Bro, I get a lot of EvEmail (no, I can’t read it all).

LadyBug told the story several times.

PLOT TWIST: Krig Povelli strikes again!

Uh oh!

We don’t allow penis jokes in Highsec.

Fortunately, I was there to help.

Another successful intervention.

Krig even got a killmail!

Where’d the Orca go?

Word started to spread in local.

Anoher happy ending.

I hope LadyBug does better next time.

LadyBug had more to say.

What a chatty Cathy.

Oh my God…

Occasionally, I respond.

I’m the voice of reason.

LadyBug learned a real life lesson.

She just had a few more things to say.

The conversation became colorful.

At some point, LadyBug began writing herself.

I got all the facts.

I’ve completed my investigation.

Krig Povelli has a license to bump.

To be honest, we both hate miners.