Official Home of the New Order of Highsec
Highsec is full of little surprises.
We don’t like outsiders.
We’ve established our own sovereign regime.
I’m the official head of state…
…and I’m enjoying my EVE career.
I’m good at it!
Men love their little Princess.
I mean, really, they do.
Like, really, really.
I love them too!
I give the boys a real purpose in EVE Online.
I’m just a sexy lady.
Such a good girl.
No wonder James married me…
Toodleoo!
Aww, that’s sweet.
Oh, dear…
It’s so much easier to gank without CONCORD.
Why would you declare a Valentine’s War on me?
There’s something about me that people don’t understand.
I have a special relationship with powerful men.
It’s just that…
…well…
…I’m not who you think I am.
Sorry to disappoint.
Sun Tzu said that you should know your enemy.
I’m kinda a big deal.
Be careful!
I’m here to help.
It’s kind of what I do.
Ya know?
History doesn’t repeat itself, but it definitely rhymes.
He’s lost a lot of spaceships.
Each loss triggers a fresh wave of emotional anguish.
Show some respect to me.
Don’t wind up like him.
Nobody likes a psychopats.
Honestly, there’s a lot of these guys in Highsec.
Maybe it’s just one guy, with lots of alts.
He’s bad at spelling.
He’s bad at grammar.
He kinda likes me.
Ok, he likes me a lot.
OmG, he likes me in real-life!
I know what he needs.
He’s such a bad boy.
Judhas was upset.
He was caught.
What would his mother think?
At least, he is a happy miner.
Subnormals often act this way.
Honestly, I don’t speak Mando’ade.
I also don’t believe in the mining religions.
I just want to help the mining caste.
Sometimes, people wonder, how do I write the blog?
The truth is, the blog writes itself.
You can’t make this stuff up.
Miners are salty, bad at EVE, and generate endless content.
It’s really their own fault.
Frankly, they deserve it.
Miners disgust me!
Ewww!
Gross.
OmG.
Let’s just kill all the miners!
When I log in, people seem to notice.
It’s not easy… gankin, bloggin, and lookin so fine.
I couldn’t do it without my friends.
I’m just a petite girl, here to save the galaxy (again).
Of course, the New Order has a lot of other great people.
However, I mostly just love myself.
There’s no I in team, but there is a me, and that a stands for Aiko!
I miss you Daddy.
I’m such a good Princess.
Check out the hook, while my DJ revolves it.
I’m every miner’s fantasy.
They just love me.
Sometimes, their brain melts.
Germans appear particularly susceptible to my charms.
I’m not sure what is wrong with that race.
I suppose their best DNA was lost an der Ostfront.
What?
That’s right. Germans never know when to give up.
Are Bavarians even actually people?
Oh well, at least it recognizes a lawful Prinzessin.
A business model, written in blood! Aiko shoots miners who don’t want anything other than to enjoy peace and quiet. She is so mean and vile, that one is sometimes left breathless. At long last, does she even know shame? I love mining, because it gives me a feeling of calm. However, she comes along and ruins everything!
What a funny little sauerkraut.
Miners are super confused.
Hey, I love to help.
I am the most nicest girl in the galaxy.
Totes deserve my own alliance.
Like, I’m so gonna win….
…and I’m bringing all my friends with me.
To be continued…
How you doin?
BREAKING NEWS
I’m kind of a big deal.
Don’t worry, I’ve got something special for you.
That’s right.
You love it.
I know what they need.
Safety.
