A lot of people have been wondering.
Perhaps, you noticed the old MinerBumping channel seems small, empty, and filled with dusty cobwebs. Frankly, James 315 doesn’t care about that channel. It’s dead to him. It’s dead to me. It’s dead to us. We are now well into the Jamespocalypse, so antiganking spammers are free to enjoy that channel’s utter lack of moderation.
It’s not the first time James has switched channels. I should know!
The New Order is not stagnant, and we have moved on to the promised channel of milk and honey. Here, we have our very own Princess.
Indeed, James prefers his new channel, Why Was I Ganked?
He endorsed it. It’s official.
It also poses a great question.
Did you really think James forgot about the miners?
Somehow, I know exactly what he wants.
The old channel served a purpose, once upon a time. However, it also encouraged stale repetition, docked up sycophancy, and cringy roleplay. Gankers squabbled over who is most beloved by James, and who is the true heir (or heiress?) to the ice throne. In stark contrast, the new channel leaves no room for doubt, with stimulating discussion on a pertinent topic. It’s more focused, and better moderated, for our strategic purposes.
Of course, by now, everyone knows about James and Aiko.
Some people just have it all backwards.
Regardless, our new channel is the perfect place to meet dead miners…
…and listen to their endless praise.
Meanwhile, we intend to kill the bears…
…and bring them to justice.
We can help them. We will save them.
It’s what James told me to do.
He made me your Saviourette (yours and yours).
He even taught me how to make a website.
I’m doing a pretty good job. Outstanding!
The diggers are starting to understand why I’m here.
They know what I bring to the table.
Oh boy, there’s a content train a’comin.
Choo! Choo!
