Official Home of the New Order of Highsec
Oh boy…
Let’s check it out!
Nullsec is the home of fair honorable PvP?
That’s right.
TLDR: Crybaby wants to roleplay, but is a bad.
Boohoohoo.
This pirate game has too many pirates!
Grrrhathathat.
This guy just needs a permit.
Mining permits are more popular than ever!
<=COMMUNITY RESPONSE=>
That’s right.
That’s right!
Everybody knows PvP is for antisocial psychopathics.
Nobody likes a time bandit!
Woah, this is no joke…
I’m an IRL cyberterrorist.
<=CAREBEAR ZONE=>
<=FINAL ANALYSIS=>
It’s not easy being a miner.
AFK is not a good strategy.
They just need to pay.
That’s right.
Oh well.
Silly bears.
Indeed.
Oh no!
He’s a real cat killer…
hehehehe
What a guy.
Two hours later…
Uh oh…
$$-BONUS ROUND-$$
I’m not messing around.
Well, I hope he’s sorry!
Cheerzah!
<=PLOT TWIST=>
That’s right.
First, chat with a miner.
I like to be direct.
He didn’t take the hint.
Mine around and find out!
PLOT TWIST: That’s just my alt.
So the miner contacted a supervisor…
“No miner can be lawfully ganked unless they are given a full advance warning, with a 60 second truce allowing them to dock up safely.”
No warning, in my Halaima?
He was informed, but ok…
I keep my Highsec safe.
I value my friends.
I love to help.
This is a good racket.
What a great space job.
That’s right.
Read all about it!
That’s right…
Everything according to plan.
Just another day in EvE Online.
Amazing content.
My ‘friend’ never corrected me.
In fact, the little parrot was scamming me.
Everyone loves a free SRP.
They apparently see it coming.
I play the game my way.
This is not my first time.
It adds up.
It works!
=BONUS ROUND=
I almost forgot.
Nobody likes a delinquent miner.
A few moments later…
Another satisfied customer.
=POSTSCRIPT=
Eventually, Andreska bought a new ship…
It never reached the ice.
xD
=THE END=
Welcome back to EvE Online.
Speak truth.
That’s right.
We can play.
Hey there.
That’s right.
Hey there.
Miners have some wild ideas.
Wow!
That’s right.
Get grounded.
I’m pretty danger.
What?>
Clam daown, stupied gaunker!
Miners greetings to all.
Welcome to EvE Online, little miner.
It’s a sily game.
Every miner has his day.
Get buried, irl.
Ya know what I mean?
He finds us intriguing.
He likes something about me.
What a guy.
=BEHIND THE SCENES=
That’s right.
I’m a new player.
I sell mining permits in Highsec.
Will Clark is a 2004 loser.
I asked him for help.
He wasn’t very friendly.
I made him quit the game (again).
They call me a griefer.
He is fine.
Goodbye Will.
=BONUS SALT=
Hey there.
Hey again.
We get around.
That’s a fack.
Miners have a lot to say.
They’ve always got an excuse.
It’s a hardknock life.
I wish them all the best.
They are a special people.
That’s right.
See what I mean?
