It’s not easy being a miner.
I wish they would go away.
Time to move along, miner…
Ya know?
That’s right.
EZPZ
Category: Tears
End of an Era, Part 13
Incursion bears are down and out.
Losing is never fun.
One by one, ‘leaders’ continue to resign.
We are much more organized than them.
We erased their isk!
Spreadsheet don’t lie.
Yet another ‘leader’ abandoned their own community.
Nobody needs a carebear FC…
Indeed.
Let’s gooooo!
Will Hawk keep going?
Of course…
Meanwhile, ex-leader Sasha continues to undermine morale.
GAME OVER
To be continued…
Dead Company
Previously, I vowed to destroy Silent Company.
It’s going well!
As always, SICO keeps it classy trashy.
Permits are required by law.
Here’s an idea – get a permit, or get fucked.
We aint gonna be friendly to some deadbeat miner.
Pay rent or get evicted, it’s simple like that.
Miners are pathetic.
Nooo Notmyship Notmyship
I don’t like to laugh at miners…
…but this is objectively funny, bro.
Krig’s Korner, Episode 16
What a battle.
Our team lost nothing.
FLAWLESS VICTORY!
One man, destroyed them all.
Arion Yael > TLHOG The safety guy took the drones
TLHOG > well the drones were always a sacrifes
It began with a fight over drones.
Manolo Acosta > Are they attacking you?
Arion Yael > Yeah
Manolo Acosta > run?
Arion Yael > I’m scrammed
Before long, things escalated.
Eloum Heir > My orca 🙁
TLHOG > did you lose it?
Eloum Heir > Not yet
BitComet > how much shiled u got left?
Eloum Heir > 28%
Eloum Heir > Help is coming
Aunmia Serine > Anyone arrived yet?
Aunmia Serine > well that was worth a try lol
However, help was on the way?
Rimmer of Smeg > ive got 3 on way but 6 jumps out
Rimmer of Smeg > if we free you get the hell docked
Rimmer of Smeg > and dont fly it for 30 days
Indigo Lockhaven > well concord got me
This is when things started to go wrong.
Terribly wrong.
Eloum Heir > My orca is almost dead
kaos hayabusa > damn man
Rimmer of Smeg > Eloum Heir allign to dock so you get out
Eloum Heir > I’m already alligned 🙂
kaos hayabusa > how much time estimated to die?
Rimmer of Smeg > someone finish him off!
Bro, wtf?
Another Sad Story
Hey there!
Remember miners…
Stay SAFE!
Does anyone else think miners are special?
Me too!
Captain Janeway
Antigankers are not very smart.
They are salty miners.
Jesus is my scout.
Indeed.
Fucking CCP… amirite?
That’s right.
Earn Aiko Points
Gyatt Festival, Dodixie Federal Test Center – Stardate 23360
System: Misneden
Today, I am nullifying all outstanding New Order shares. They no longer have any value whatsoever. For those who donated, I say “Thanks for the free isk, bro.” So now what?
You must pay again!
Highsec deserves better. Since I always be best, I am perfectly positioned to provide points for every citizen of Aikospace, ensuring isk flows for eternity. Even a bearpleb can succeed through my grace. In ganking,you can and will be saved.
I am pleased Aiko Points are available for merely 1 billion isk. Each capsuleer must purchase as many points as they can, in addition to the requisite mining permits, travel visas, and/or blue passes. To encourage you in this quest, bonus points will be awarded at the following tiers: 5 billion, 20 billion, 100 billion, 315 billion, 1 trillion, and 5 trillion. Furthermore, a very special reward will be offered to each shareholder who is the first to claim a bonus tier, and annual shareholder parties will celebrate the most generous supporters of Highsec ganking.
In fact, I have decided the ultimate second-place in EvE Online will be whomsoever sends the most isk. I ask, “How much isk do you have, and why?” This is your chance to find out. Unlike you, I guarantee that all isk will be used for ganking. Now that’s a square deal!
ISK, assets, skill points, shares, and PLEX can always be sent to Aiko Danuja, to finance Aiko points. Every purchase will be formally acknowledged, solemnly honoured, and joyously commemorated on the brand new leaderboard, which I will update once I am done investing your isk. This is all outlined in my original shareholder agreement, as codified by myself. That’s reasonable and fair.
Highsec Miner Grab Bag #244
Miners have a lot to say.
Oh, ok…
Yuo stuid!
Miners don’t have to abide by CCP’s EULA.
I slept my way to the top!
Miners in Highsec… who knew?
I have 30,000 more of these (yes, really)…
It’s just endless…
This is the real EvE Online.
Hi-sec is just a damned lie!
That sounds fun!
To be continued…
Tee Ka Gets PKd, Part 10
Previously, Tee Ka Got Pkd, again and again.
He declared war on an entire coalition!
When that didn’t work, he started cursing.
Then he sent us all to null.
However, null fearts me cuz I onnly fight wat doest fight back.
One day, Tee Ka was salting as usual.
Suddenly, his friend alt intervened!
This went as well as expected.
Occoner is, like Tee Ka, a weakling.
Tee Ka has another such ‘friend’.
What a guy.
All bluster…
…with no bite.
To be continued…
