I had no idea what LOKA was crying about.
Apparently, he lost an empty pod.
LOKA was griefed!
Chroepheohyi ganked him with a 200 million isk Catalyst.
Haha, Chroe really screwed up!
Fortunately, LOKA was not salty.
Category: Tears
Where is gibasten13+1?
A lot of people (nobody) has been wondering where he is.
gibasten13+1 (aka 100percent loot) has terminal autism.
He was last seen threatening irl violence.
Some people are retarded in real life.
This is what it’s like, to have retards in your alliance.
gibasten14 has a stupid name, with a stupid number.
13+1 is an unlucky number.
He loved that number, and I killed it.
He just couldn’t let it go.
So I kicked him.
Silly carebear, miners can’t be gankers.
However, where is he today?
At first glance, you might think he hates me.
Actually, he is in love.
I’m the most powerful woman in EvE Online.
I’m even the star of my own DALL-E storyboard.
Nice!
Victory in Tolle
Every day brings new victories.
When maximus died, I knew he was special.
He told his mining mates that everything was fine.
He thought he was winning.
maximus orelious > you lost more isk than me
maximus orelious > do the math
maximus orelious > you got schoooled
maximus orelious > yall lost more isk than me lmao
Jinx Beirutbomb > Miner, are you bad at math?
maximus orelious > i only lost 57 mil
maximus orelious > actually less cause my wreck stilll there
Aiko Danuja > How much salvage can you get from a retriever wreck?
Lufiaspawn > you’re all fools, he’ll make that isk back in 2 weeks of mining 10 hours a day!
Maximus didn’t believe a girl could kill an Orca.
If he read my blog, he’d know something.
Krig Povelli taught me a secret trick.
I can’t kill orcas, but my boyfriend can!
Maximus tried to bluff his way out.
Then he tried to scam me.
He even sent an unfit barge!
Meanwhile, the other Procurer tried ganking.
As always, I was victorious.
Nice!
LIVE UPDATE:
Zaenis Visits Aakari
Zaenis Desef recently visited Aakari.
James 315 was nowhere to be found, so Zaenis bumped alone.
Well, almost alone.
Miner blzura was content in Highsec.
He immediately understood what was happening.
This was a bumping.
Can you guess what happened next?
Scroll down to learn what happened next!
blzura decided to teach Zaenis a lesson.
The bully was about to get bullied.
The miners were truly content.
This was about to get serious.
It started with a yellow box…
…and escalated to vapid threats.
The miners were not happy.
They thought Zaenis was a criminal.
They were surprised to learn that they are the criminals!
Some people can’t handle the truth.
tRIgGer3D!1
You might think Zaenis was bullying new players.
You would be wrong about that.
These were just typical Highsec miners.
As the bumping continued, blzura became increasingly distraught.
He just wanted to understand why he was being bumped.
There’s a reason CCP moderates the mining channel.
This is the reality of mining in EvE Online.
#Zaenistoo.
Some people just don’t get it.
This is a war.
We are going to kill the miners.
We have to put them out of their misery.
It’s the right thing to do.
This is the game.
We are going to win.
That’s the law!
Carebears will never win.
This is a High Security Zone (HSZ).
We have the best web page on the Innerwebs…
…and we own Highsec!
Chat, let’s go!
Death of a Miner, Part 2
Previously, Princess Emmylou bemoaned the death of a Procurer.
The decedent wondered whether Princess Aiko is truly a dumb b-word/c-word.
The Duke winced, because the truth hurt.
He finally realized that Aiko is an s-word, in real life.
She’s definitely a total s-word…
…and a tease!
The dead miner was caught in her magical web.
He was so excited to meet a woman, in a video game.
He felt like she was right there, mocking his little thing in real life.
Maybe she would text with him?
To be continued…
Death of a Miner
Highsec gankers are ruining EvE Online.
Everybody knows this.
However, CCP hides the facts.
Fortunately, Aiko Danuja tells the truth.
Duke Piecaulker was a typical newbro, who had only been playing a few years.
The Duke embraced death with stoic grace.
However, his employer had bad news.
This was the final straw.
Princess Emmylou was ready to let Duke go.
She is the Highsec mining main of a nullsec miner.
Unfortunately, while enjoying a family vacation, everything fell apart.
She impulsively wrote a sassy rebuttal to the mining inspector.
A few minutes later, Duke added his two cents.
It was the end of an era.
The Duke’s mining adventure ended in Tolle, where he started.
Ironically, he was quitting anyways.
Emmylou said goodbye to her friend employee.
Game over.
Liar liar, Highsec miner
Hey there!
I’m the best minerjammer in the game.
Aiko Danuja is a PvP champion.
She even hunts Highsec miners!
Vitaly GD tried to negotiate with my alt.
He was just another liar.
I know how to deal with miners.
He lost everything.
It wasn’t enough.
What a silly bear…
HEAVEN WINGS
HEAVEN WINGS went to hell.
Dead miners gnash their teeth and cry in vain.
Such a sad little bear!
Thank you, caward psyq!
Super Toxic B
People are starting to notice.
I’m minerjamming.
It’s pretty great.
I’m like a sexy James 315, in Tama!
Same blue background, with a super cute face!
Xaxaxa)
Did you know I multibox multiple alpha accounts?
Oh ho ho.
This is the best.
Ain’t never gonna stop!
Miner Durishaka couldn’t get enough.
He didn’t know what to think.
EDITOR’S NOTE: What’s the point of streaming if you remove your clips?
Transcript, “Aiko is a super toxic b… with an army of simps!”
So he checked me out on Google.
Transcript, “Googling Princess Aiko, and the first result is sex with James 315…”
EDITOR’S NOTE: What’s the point of streaming if you remove your clips?
What a goofus!
That’s right!
That’s right!
Antiganking with Aiko, Part 2
I’ve started minerjamming.
Thusly ended a violent reign o’ terror.
Afterward, Kalypsion acknowledged my victory.
He was surprised women play EvE Online.
Thanks for the free ego boosts, bro.
I’m glad there are no hard feelings.
