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Last night, Zaenis Desef was on Talking in Stations.
Matterall kept worrying about all the newbros who are permanently traumatized by Highsec ganking, but Zaenis did a good job of urging everybody to calm down and remember that this is just a video game.
Let’s check out some highlights from the chat!
Great segment!
BONUS: Afterward Zaenis streamed some Orca ganking, and you could hear Princess Aiko nagging him to fix his audio settings.
Niiice!
I’ve been learning how to govern the galaxy.
I’m starting to get the hang of it.
Recently, I went on a tour of my extensive holdings in Piak.
Local miners immediately began to moan.
Afterward, I reviewed my vast holdings in Oipo.
Eventually, I encountered the village idiots.
They had some concerns about my playstyle.
They apparently think I’m a terrorist princess.
Why haven’t I been banned?
I think it’s because CCP likes me.
I’m pretty goshdarn awesome!
I’ll see you around!
We know miners are bots, but they think we are rats.
Mean mean meanies.
Please don’t send me to a brothel.
Mining sure is hard, with Trigs and Gankers in local.
It’s especially difficult, when you are AFK.
You better look at your computer screen.
Someone is trying to kill you.
Someone wants your money.
Just calm down.
We wish you all the best.
So please obey the law…
…and send us your money.
See ya!
We hear it all the time.
They insist gankers can’t PvP, and we are scared to leave Highsec.
They think this allegation will upset us.
I’m so afraid to fly somewhere without CONCORD, gate guns, or faction police.
What would happen if we left Highsec?
Fortunately, for most miners, we tend to remain in Highsec.
You’ll find us there.
Every now and again, a miner appears agitated.
In such cases, they often lash out.
Unfortunately, other miners set a bad example.
Fortunately, Sabrina wasn’t too upset.
She was just a little perturbed.
One of my bots offered helpful advice, but Sabrina wasn’t satisfied.
Naturally, in times of crisis, miners turn to the Heroin of Highsec.
I wanted to help her be content.
She contacted me, so naturally I replied.
I didn’t want to be rude.
Clearly, something is wrong.
I hope she repairs her calm.
Regardless, she needs a mining permit.
Previously, in the Princess Diaries…. Sirtech Silicore dramatically quit EVE quite a few times, but here’s more Sirtech content.
Sirtech hates this grief monger platform.
Apparently, he has quit again, after quitting again.
The CODE. is dead, but the memory lives on.
We wish Sirtech all the best!
Is there any cure for EVE induced psychosis?
Probably not…
Poor Sirtech…
I sure hope he calms down.
Oh well!
A lot of miners think we are cheating.
They believe we are space bullies.
However, we’ve never forced someone to stop playing.
We want them to keep enjoying the game.
We especially love newbros.
I would be sad if I made someone leave.
What would EVE be, without iconic players like FARTSTINGER II?
Greedy carebears deserve to pursue their dreams.
Without miners, who will build our spaceships?
We appreciate their dedication.
Every miner is a cherished member of our community.
Please don’t uninstall.
Mine on!
See ya!
Quick nslo wasn’t quick enough…
He wasn’t a very good sport.
In fact, he was a crybaby.
However, he kind of likes me.
He started to calm down.
Maybe I would be his friend?
Maybe I would be his girlfriend?
Maybe I would replace his spaceship?
Or maybe not…
He began to beg.
He lashed out in anger.
He appealed to reason.
He wanted a Dom.
He needed a Dom.
Poor guy.
Maybe James will save him?
Shooting Ventures is a sacred duty.
They usually have no idea what is happening.
Luna is a veteran of nullsec, but she wants a safe space.
She is determined to fight back.
First, however, she needs to learn how.
Luna wants Highsec to be her safe space.
Someday, she will be ready to defend herself.
Be well!
Antigankers are the most toxic people in the game.
High Side is a typical ‘white knight’. If I acted like him, antigankers would cry foul, claiming the moral high ground. However, you can see for yourself. Gankers are classy cats, and antigankers are bitterbear losers.
High Side’s alt is KOCMO EHOT.
They are upset, because I ganked their antiganking Talos.
Naturally, incels are enraged by my mouth.
High Side is crushing on me, and wants to pull my ponytail.
Aiko Danuja sucks dick, very cheap.
She’s a whore like her mother,
and she loves when you piss in her mouth.
He’s not wrong. I love a good time!
SLUT
SUCKING PENIS
KOCMO High Side is a bad man, in real life…
… so I sent my regards.
You might not like me, but I’m kinda like a big deal, ya know?
I get paid to do what I love.
I’m a Princess!
High Side intends to continue with his ‘campaign’.
It is obvious who hasn’t been getting any blowjobs.
Like, real talk, I only date gankers.
