Dreygir Tivianne lost a Hulk.
She cried, but other bots were unsympathetic.
if(permit==false){ganked=true;}
if(ganked==true){quit();}
Bye!
See ya!
*wave*
Category: Tears
jippii
Nobody killed dark xavior.
We just asked him to register as a licensed miner.
He declined our offer.
He knows we are suicide gankers.
This is what we do.
xavior seems like a nice enough fellow.
Someday, I will travel the world.
Perhaps, I will meet xav in real life?
Apparently, he is a Viking.
Neat!
Model Miner
By all accounts, zak echo was a model miner.
He was a supreme officer of Absolute Order, aka Harmony Order.
Unfortunately, zak did not pass his annual Safety inspection.
Various agents tried to reason with the mad miner.
Someone really botched up.
However, zak wasn’t done expressing his feelings.
He blamed Princess Aiko for his loss.
He made his case, again and again.
Perhaps Aiko would surrender to his manly demands?
It was starting to get real, up in here.
Enough was enough, zak just needed to comply.
However, he had a counteroffer.
He is one scary miner.
Fortunately, zak is quite calm.
He just hates EvE Online.
Krig’s Korner
Guest posts can be purchased for 1 billion isk.
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Hi. It’s me, Krig Povelli.
I paid a billion isk to show my drawing of Princess Aiko.
That chick be fine, and I’m a bird law expert!
Acomanii Shull recently noticed something about me…
I love orcas.
Uh oh…
I’m here to help!
However, help isn’t free.
His last words were pitiful.
Nobody likes a poor.
Do you think he appreciated my help?
This is the thanks I get.
To be continued…
Where’s the Beef?
Antigankers are kinda stupid.
They enjoy shooting empty pods, and never understand that multiboxers find it helpful. Nobody wants to repetitively click the dock button. It’s quite a convenience to be teleported back home!
Haha, now that is some elite PvP in EvE Online!
PROTIP: Stay safe, and let CONCORD handle the griefers!
Even the best antigankers wonder… is it worth it?
Javencraft44Ace just wants to mine in Highsec.
He begged for peace.
Javen bent the knee, in abject submission.
There was only one problem.
We don’t negotiate with miners.
No matter how incompetent you are…
…you will regret shooting empty pods.
You will gnash your teeth in vain.
That’s right.
You might not like me…
…but I’m here to stay.
I’m invincible!
Uninstall is Painless
We want to help.
However, miners don’t care.
They’d rather die than play EvE Online.
They just want free isk.
Broadcast 4 Reps, and take your meds.
I not care you tear.
This PvP freight train won’t stop.
Crybabies must die.
Here’s a video by Sargon of Amerish.
Nice!
Dear Diary
Listening to Russian Hardbass Mix by White Sky
Dear Diary,
Codename Pleb continues to whine.
Anyways, we ganked Hedliner and his Awox alt.
Grrrr Aiko, hat hat hat gunkerz.
Hat hat hat.
GARRRR GROOOOONGREEFEREEEEEE!!1!!!!
Now that’s some Pandemic salt!
Also, do you remember DKslopoke?
Now he’s blackmailing me.
I guess I’ll be banned soon?
Meanwhile, in Halaima, I bewitched the Monster from J124023!
Hey, I’m getting good at this.
Even a monster knows how to treat a Princess.
I put a spell on him.
With friends like this, I will never fail!
While antigankers cry, the people I gank are paying me))))))))
That’s right!
Party never stops
Russian through Highsec
Like it’s Vice City
Cyka blyat
Don’t be afraid of nada
Get ready for the drop
Everyday I drink
Everyday I gank
If you do the same, you are my drug
This is how we party
More Fs
Ok, here are some Fs.
Silly miners!
Double Trouble
Shooting Highsec exhumers used to be a sporting event.
Now it takes fifteen people to kill one AFK Hulk.
On December 12, I was the only person to kill a Highsec Mackinaw.
Miners think they are invincible now.
They love being twice as strong.
What happens when you finally catch one?
Double miners are double salty.
I don’t like their attitude.
So I’m gonna kill them.
This is what they deserve.
That’s right.
You can thank me later.
Also, send me lots of isk.
Griefer Mode, Part 2
Previously... double EHP miners were surprised by double DPS gankers.
Before long, double dead miners became double salty.
Raven x1 had an offer for Princess Aiko.
He is gonna murder rape her family, in real life!
He went on for hours, while Aiko listened to other miners.
From time to time, Aiko tried to change the subject.
For Aiko, this was just a normal EvE Online conversation.
She tried to help the miner calm down.
However, he was obsessing.
She wondered if he was serious?
He went on and on.
She simply could not change the subject.
So she returned to her fanmail.
Meanwhile, Raven was working through his feelings.
He thought about Aiko’s pretty face.
The thought drove him crazy.
He couldn’t stop thinking about her…
…and then he remembered her kid.
Raven is a real family man.
However, Aiko was distracted, reading her mail.
How could he get her attention?
He thought about it for a long time.
Maybe he could find her on Facebook?
Suddenly, he had a burst of inspiration.
Why not just ask her out?
Maybe she’d like that?
He hopes to hear from her soon.
However, there’s a lot of other suitors!
