Welcome to EvE Online, MrLentereng.
He pled not guilty.
He just needs a flight permit.
That’s right.
Happy to help the newbiewer.
Financial consultants are standing by.
I wonder how much isk he makes?
…can’t wait to meet him again.
Ganging MARAUDERS
Category: Tears
December 24
Welcome to EvE Online
It’s not easy being a miner.
Everyone wants to play tough.
Not every victory comes with a killmail.
Most of them do!
What a game.
Cheerzah!
ArchyZavr Sells A Mining Permit
We’ve met Archy before.
Archy was the guy who funded Aikotown.
After swiping his credit card, Archy got bored.
He recycled his Jita trade alt, into a ganking alt.
PvP, not wealth accumulation, is the real game.
Isk can buy ships, but it can’t buy fun!
That’s right.
Abduleljudiopalestino tried to scam Archy.
We gave Abdul some legal advice.
However, he immediately tried another poverty scam.
Sometimes, you have to start small.
…then you can get the rest.
Another satisfied customer.
I was ready to make delivery.
He never did complete his delivery payments.
It was a real learning experience.
I wish him all the best in EvE Online.
=PLOT TWIST=
Abduleljudiopalestino > scammers veteran im fucking noob
Abdul is not a new player, he’s just a dumb vet.
Newbro Archy outplayed a guy with years of experience.
Nice job Archy.
Miner Mewling
Miners have a lot to say.
They have such fantasies.
What will a miner say next?
Well then…
I wish them all the best.
Cheerzah!
Christmas Deathwish
Listening to: Precious
EvE Online has some interesting characters.
Sometimes they go too far.
This is the story of Longtooth the Miner.
Hey there.
Normally, carebears use a Vexor.
He found me attractive.
Never trust a man who mines in Highsec.
He actually was a new player.
Barely eighteen years old…
Just another antisocial sociopathic CEO in EvE Online.
We soon learned a shocking truth…
This guy is a total pleb.
Just then, Good Girl Kara tried to stick up for me.
Oof!
Just a typical Highsec miner.
At least he’s not mad.
He’s just… not well in the head.
What a guy.
Cheerzah!
Boromir and Faramir
Faramir had a problem.
His buddy Boromir was dead.
Now Faramir was under arrest.
He owed a lot of isk.
He even tried to scam Jesus!
Too little, too late.
Mine around and find out.
Oh well.
Another happy ending in EvE Online.
Them Again
Miners often encounter gankers.
They especially notice me.
I am in the zone.
I try to give them what they want.
They like that.
Sometimes, they get a little upset.
They are frustrated with their lack of progress.
That’s fine with me.
I’m a princess.
Cya!
Squekalini
It’s a cool name.
Let’s meet the guy.
Hey Squek.
Just another toxic miner griefer.
lmao!
Tru Lof
Oh, hey there.
I know.
Everybody loves to meet me.
Everyone has their own emotional experience.
What is your story?
Well, ok then.
I sahut you.
o7 capsuleers!
Novus Plebbo
Listening to: CASTOLE RADIO
It’s no secret.
We were in CODE, and they weren’t.
They were are mad at James 315.
I call them gankbears.
After James died, it was time to take out the trash.
So we got rid of Hrothgar Nilsson.
However, he made his own alliance, pretending to be us.
Like, for real bro.
James called them ‘former fans’.
[ 2017.03.24 22:58:46 ]
Hrothgar Nilsson > i’m about to go mining.
Hrothgar Nilsson > undocking in my mining ship. gank away.
Hrothgar Nilsson > these are not competing professions
Hrothgar Nilsson > the whole is greater than the sum of its part. Null-sec F1 monkey + agent, or miner + agent, or station trader + agent….. you get better at both by being both
Hrothgar Nilsson > i have successfully baited half a dozen concordokkens
Hrothgar runs a mining alliance.
Sad, but true.
Weird, but true.
So I accepted his challenge.
Doctor Zarkov > i made billions that is just a minoe drawback
AFK carebears aren’t real gankers.
They use their character bio as a blog?
xD
Gankbears just grind for isk.
I PvP for fun.
He didn’t want that pod anyways!
Here’s another Plebbo scout.
GF!
That’s right.
That’s right!
