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Code Ready Gelhan, Part 61

Code Ready Gelhan, Part 1

Alarm bells were going off across Highsec.

Mission Ready Mining (MRM) was in turmoil.

Fortunately, there was new leadership…

…but line members were caught in the administrative crossfire.

What was even happening?

Leadership required each member to pay a nominal fee.

That was reasonable enough.

However, there were a few complaints!

Regardless, the free skill injector program was a success.

Deputy Director Arby’s fellow directors were duly impressed.

Just then, Arby declared a new policy.

What would happen next?

I’m sure you can guess where this is going.

Your bonus Code is 55!

To be continued…

Having Fun

I bring a lot of fun to EvE Online.

The miners seem to really like that.

However, they can get a little confused.

I’m more than just a pretty face.

It’s kind of obvious why I’m here.

They understand that much.

What do you think?

That’s right.

I’m always listening…

That’s right!

Hazzik Speaks Up

I’m a plague on the galaxy.

Hazzik gets it.

He understands the deal.

Let’s hear him out.

That’s right.

He missed the New Year’s Sale?

I’m here to help.

A miner’s laugh is worth a thousand tears.

Don’t fly a pod you can’t afford to lose.

Hazzik was studying space biology (drugs).

Now he understands the game.

Welcome to EvE Online.

Toxic Aiko Danuja

EvE Online is full of danger, mystery, and intrigue.

Some say that I’m superduper MEGA toxic.

What do you think?

I don’t think I’m that bad!

Here is what my mom said about all this.

She sounds like a carebear!

In a game like this, I’m a killer angel.

I’m a real good girl.

I’m just good at what I do!

Every miner deserves my attention.

Everybody else is watching.

o7 capsuleers!

Best of the Best

Welcome back!

A lot of people notice me.

They also notice my alliance.

We all know what’s coming.

So the miners prepare for judgment.

They discuss the eternal fate of sinners.

They cry endlessly in local.

Some carebears have a lot to say.

I definitely care, bro!

Honestly, some of the advice is pretty good.

In every language, my response is always the same.

I’m here to have el funo.

I’m sure God will forgive me.

Oh well!

I’m clearly the best.

Better than all the rest!

Miners Gone Wild, Episode 17

Let’s check it out!

The boys like what I bring to EvE Online.

I’m more than just a pretty face.

I know what they really want.

They just can’t get enough.

It gets them all worked up.

Afterward, I put them to bed.

There’s no shame in that.

It’s our destiny!

I’ll give them what they need.

I’m the best!

What kind of Nima are you?

Apparently, girls like me too.

No, for real.

Oh, come on.

You know what I want.

There we go.

I find it all very flattering.

Sometimes, things get a little weird.

I get all kinds of requests.

I try to accommodate everyone.

You never know what will happen.

What will they think of next?

Ok then!

Until next time…

o7 capsuleers!

Christmas Trash

The holidays sure are rough.

What did you do this year?

Here’s what happened to me:

PLOT TWIST: I didn’t see that coming!

What a holiday (haha LOL LMAO xD)))).

Some people seem to think I’m dumb.

Others just don’t like me.

I guess everyone is going through changes.

At least now I know what I am.

Ringdinglingadingalingringdingding.

Hey, what’s that sound?

This Christmas, try to appreciate your friends.

Dingdingdingalingringdongding.

Don’t run away and leave them all alone!

Did I do something wrong?

It’s a real mystery.

Am I untrustworthy?

I try my best!

Here is the sad truth…

Well, I’m sure everything will be just fine.

I’d wish you well, but…

Thanks for those real memories!

Another Happy Holiday

Merry Christmas, I guess.

This year, I’m ganking.

Meanwhile, another year has gone by.

A lot happened, apparently.

Some people went too far.

A few made life altering decisions.

Did you make any BIG mistakes?

Let’s remember those we loved and lost.

I’m super duper MEGA BIG SAD.

Maybe next year will be better.

Or maybe not?

It’s whatever.

Perhaps, I’ll do something else?

It could happen tonight.

Either way, I’ll always be the best.

So you might hear from me again…

…but I wouldn’t expect forgiveness.

There are limits to what I can tolerate.

You know what I mean?

My sentiments exactly.

Well, you know what I will be doing.

That’s right LOL LOL.

Aiko IS the Danger, Part 2

Absolute Order Absolute Honor (AH) was outraged.

Orion Crabs > Fuck the law
Aiko Danuja > so you admit to being a criminal
Orion Crabs > Getting revenge

Their G-Team tried to abduct High Princess Aiko.

Bigus Dingus DOI > the queen herself in local

Orion Crabs > We can be here all day
Aiko Danuja > why are u doing this
Orion Crabs > To teach u to not be a pussy

They sent a war flotilla to my undock.

Aiko Danuja > Sargon Of Amerish help
Aiko Danuja > this guy griefing me into a station
Sargon Of Amerish > Orion Crabs you shouldnt be mean to the aiko bad things happen to those who are mean to the aiko
Aiko Danuja > he brought the entire AO standing fleet to poinen
Aiko Danuja > all 4 of them are here now
Aiko Danuja > well 3 of 4
Orion Crabs > yall really shut up

I was mega big scared.

Orion Crabs > Jumping someone when theyre vulnerable isnt a fight
Aiko Danuja > this guy griefing me into a station
Aiko Danuja > they are camping me in
qonedone > lol says who Aiko Danuja lets play ball u owe me some isk to so i can u it to buy you corage

These guys are noobs!

Aiko Danuja > im mega permabubbled in Poinen IV – Moon 6 – Expert Distribution Retail Center
Ananda Alasdair > Aiko Danuja I spent 30 mins listening to your bullshit and the bullshit of your friends. IM gooD!
Sargon Of Amerish > you shouldnt be mean to the aiko bad things happen to those who are mean to the aiko
qonedone > dam wimps comeout and meat your daddy
Orion Crabs > I’d like to see these bad things

They are slow learners.