Category: Tears

Highsec Miner Grab Bag #357

Highsec Miner Grab Bag #356

EvE Online is a game that goes like this.

They compose poorly written insults, followed by threats.

Then they cry like a bitch.

There’s a lot of that.

Some miners are just plain stupid.

SIDEBAR: CTAPblu is a popular boy’s name!

It’s some sort of Soviet cult?

This is how you identify bots and bouncehackers.

Cool, now you know more about that map.

Nobody likes space taxes.

Everybody begs for special favours.

Miners are kinda crazy (and needy).

I love getting special little messages.

Sometimes I get a complaint.

I definitely care.

Cool story, bro.

Yria is Syria, Part 7

Yria is Syria, Part 1

Silent Company wasn’t sufficiently silent.

So they got a stiff response.

The Big Bomper was back.

This would not end well for transgressors.

They had not been so bumped since 2012.

It would not take long.

We were going to need MORE miners on OUR moons.

PLOT TWIST: Bumpers and gankers are in bed together.

The system was soon empty.

Silent Company was totally dominated by a real man.

This big boy humiliated the miners, soaring through their orbital rings.

Embarrassing!

To be continued…

You know what? I think I will join.

In System

Occasionally, alert miners catch a glimpse of perfection.

They stand up straighter when I’m around.

Who is the most interesting person in all of history?

I guess I’ve always been this way.

Suddenly, Aiko Danuja (again)!

I can tell they are having fun.

Some feel quite dizzy, as they admire me.

I hope they feel better soon.

o7 capsuleers!

Griefer Masquerade

I’m the number all time aint-griefer.

These miners have me figured out.

They often discuss me in local.

They also chat with my alts.

We love ganking, and they know it.

I’m an actual space princess.

Every miner deserves my Safety.

It’s not like I’m a two bit thug.

My rules are quite fair.

I am the Amarr government.

That’s right.

Extra Bonus Aiko

That’s right!

My name is Aiko Danuja.

As a new player, I’ve learned a lot about EvE Online.

Miners are poors.

They always cry a lot.

They are bads.

They don’t deserve to mine.

For such a new player, I’ve been doing this a long time.

Apparently, I run the most popular channel in the game!

Sources say, I’m the best.

Cheerzah brav!

Highsec Miner Grab Bag #356

Highsec Miner Grab Bag, #355

I don’t read my mail.

It’s just a lot, and I’m busy.

People report stray Orcas…

Sometimes, I hear from MiniLaw.

I like to hear from long dead miners.

I wish I had time to read it all.

Miners sure have a lot to say!

Should I respond?

What will people come up with next?

I guess they’ve had an exciting year.

Hey, maybe if you write me….

…I might even respond!

That’s right.

\o

Stand Up in Uttindar

Highsec is a SAFE space.

Miners are just dying to meet us (haha).

Our next guest is HAZZIK.

#sad

Carebears never take personal responsibility.

It’s the old “I’m just a poor miner” defense.

Facing bankruptcy and eviction, he tried a new career.

It’s miner’s night at the club.

What a funny guy.

He should have bought a mining permit.

Ba dum tss.

We are top tier players, and that’s no joke.

Well, I hope he had fun.

o7 capsuleers!

Yria is Syria, Part 6

Listening to: Silent Justice

Yria is Syria, Part 1

Some miners talk a lot of trash.

One day, one of my best friend returned to EvE Online.

Then he invited all his alts to punish the bullies.

They crossed our red line!

These are consequences, which will never be the same.

Do bigots deserve acts of counterbullying?

The carebears tried to intimidate us.

This was going to be a multibox war crowd dispersal.

When it was all over…

Who do you think won?

That’s right.

Silent Company got bumped off our moons.

To be continued…