Mr Potato Strikes Back

The Von MARK family boasts a starch legacy.

Unfortunately, one of them is a convicted ore thief.

He is a silly potato.

The more on propositioned us.

Gross!

Like all miners, he was a dump of Germany.

Before long, Unterplebkartoffel was frothing at the mouth.

He’s also a Nazi (which is illegal in his country).

Don tu re b uh minor.

Suddenly, the irl Nazi undocked in a ship which could shoot back!

Total Loss: $0.01 

However, he forgot to shoot.

In the end, Von MARK was just another spacebully.

Look Both Ways

Listening to: Plain Jane

Miners are dim.

Bears are incompetent.

At least they are calm.

Good fight, miners!

*BONUS CONTENT*

=Interview with A Miner=

Some miners are opinionated.

I decided a long time ago.

We should just kill them.

That gets their attention.

Young Money
Isanamo
Yeah

Ride with the mob, Alhamdulillah
Check in with me and do your job
Aiko is the name, karttoon was a thing
Halaima for the watch, presi Plain Jane
Dodixie chain, rest in peace to my superior

Probes on scan, causin’ mad hysteria
Momma see me on ZKILL and started tearin’ up
I’ma keep killin’ miners, how you get that trife?
I am poppin’ pills like rappers in society
I gank yo Hulk for irony

Buy another or somethin’
I’ma explain why you probably never see me
Chocha magic like Houdini
I go hard in the belt

I’m a classy trillionaire
Antigankers, I swear they are bottom feeders
Catalysts could feed a village in Liberia

Krig’s Korner, Episode 12

Krig’s Korner, Episode 11

In real life, I’m just an actor.

However, in EvE Online, my true nature takes over.

I have a personal CODE…

My psychology is mine.

I’m a musical enforcer.

I enforce sandbox permits, but Joe claimed to have one already…

The law is crystal clear.

Illegal mining will not be tolerated.

Of course, Joe wanted his Orca back.

He tried to space lawyer.

That’s definitely not what I said!

Silly bear!

Another happy goblok.

I sure hope miner rehab works for him.

As always, the grateful carebear thanked me.

Honestly, I prefer when they don’t pay their lawful ransom.

For example, Emma refused!

That was fun.

Snuffed Out DDOS Attack

Srajin knew Kevin 284 was behind the attacks…

2… 3… 4… disconnect…

Princess Aiko investigates…

Srajin got disconnected again!

This is a fun game.

He started gaslighting me…

What a silly miner!

Hmm…

Hey, I know that guy!

So he invited me to the LITG discord.

I see…

Srajin didn’t believe me.

He’s a computer expert.

He cried and cried…

I just told him the truth.

Deny, deny, deny.

It was a real mystery.

PLOT TWIST: Tyrion Hekki is Goose Lee.

Srajin left with a warning.

It was a real mystery threat.

The End!

=BEHIND THE SCENES=