Category: Tears

Missing a Friend

I guess I’m having a hard time.

Sometimes, you lose someone that mattered.

Art Gravy, aja kjeezy, aka Mike Kuhn was my friend.

He was kind to new players, and just a chill dude.

I never saw it coming.

It sucks to miss a friend.

Someone scammed them out of everything!

That’s really fucked up.

He died a few hours later…

Valar morghulis.

I’m so sorry about that.

Fortunately, he paid a billion isk for my corpse.

Art. that means you are invited to Valhalla.

As your Valkyrie, let me say I’m honoured.

#MegaBigSad

o7

That’s right.

https://www.gofundme.com/f/support-for-cara-and-phoenix-after-michaels-passing

Arche Dies in Amarr

He wasn’t a happy miner.

What happened?

Illegal mining is not tolerated in sacred Amarr!

This ethic has been consistent for millennia.

All miners must be extirpated (this is your warning).

Silly bears always threaten revenge.

They also try to scam us.

Firsty of, if an ignoremus doesn’t leasrn, then he gets blowonged!

Will they ever obey the law?

Some people are just out of touch with reality.

That’s right… go in flames…

xD

PLOT TWIST: He let me kill him?

CHATGPT SAYS…

Indeed.

Peace in Highsec

Miners love to get revenge.

Sparticus Raveclaw vowed to defeat his nemesis, Amy Pollard.

Raveclaw, reminds me of Rageclaw…

What a silly bear!

It’s a familiar story.

He doesn’t want to pay.

I tried to explain the merits of compliance.

It’s a pretty good deal!

However, this miner has ‘princibles’.

He would have cooperated, if only we asked…

Fortunately, I am a peacemaker.

The revenge was cancelled.

However, next time he would be ready (with friends)!

I guess he’s a fan?

I think some of these miners like me.

Another happy ending!

Maybe he will join us?

That’s right.

Code Ready Gelhan, Part 61

Code Ready Gelhan, Part 1

Alarm bells were going off across Highsec.

Mission Ready Mining (MRM) was in turmoil.

Fortunately, there was new leadership…

…but line members were caught in the administrative crossfire.

What was even happening?

Leadership required each member to pay a nominal fee.

That was reasonable enough.

However, there were a few complaints!

Regardless, the free skill injector program was a success.

Deputy Director Arby’s fellow directors were duly impressed.

Just then, Arby declared a new policy.

What would happen next?

I’m sure you can guess where this is going.

Your bonus Code is 55!

To be continued…

Hazzik Speaks Up

I’m a plague on the galaxy.

Hazzik gets it.

He understands the deal.

Let’s hear him out.

That’s right.

He missed the New Year’s Sale?

I’m here to help.

A miner’s laugh is worth a thousand tears.

Don’t fly a pod you can’t afford to lose.

Hazzik was studying space biology (drugs).

Now he understands the game.

Welcome to EvE Online.

Toxic Aiko Danuja

EvE Online is full of danger, mystery, and intrigue.

Some say that I’m superduper MEGA toxic.

What do you think?

I don’t think I’m that bad!

Here is what my mom said about all this.

She sounds like a carebear!

In a game like this, I’m a killer angel.

I’m a real good girl.

I’m just good at what I do!

Every miner deserves my attention.

Everybody else is watching.

o7 capsuleers!

Best of the Best

Welcome back!

A lot of people notice me.

They also notice my alliance.

We all know what’s coming.

So the miners prepare for judgment.

They discuss the eternal fate of sinners.

They cry endlessly in local.

Some carebears have a lot to say.

I definitely care, bro!

Honestly, some of the advice is pretty good.

In every language, my response is always the same.

I’m here to have el funo.

I’m sure God will forgive me.

Oh well!

I’m clearly the best.

Better than all the rest!

Miners Gone Wild, Episode 17

Let’s check it out!

The boys like what I bring to EvE Online.

I’m more than just a pretty face.

I know what they really want.

They just can’t get enough.

It gets them all worked up.

Afterward, I put them to bed.

There’s no shame in that.

It’s our destiny!

I’ll give them what they need.

I’m the best!

What kind of Nima are you?

Apparently, girls like me too.

No, for real.

Oh, come on.

You know what I want.

There we go.

I find it all very flattering.

Sometimes, things get a little weird.

I get all kinds of requests.

I try to accommodate everyone.

You never know what will happen.

What will they think of next?

Ok then!

Until next time…

o7 capsuleers!

Christmas Trash

The holidays sure are rough.

What did you do this year?

Here’s what happened to me:

PLOT TWIST: I didn’t see that coming!

What a holiday (haha LOL LMAO xD)))).

Some people seem to think I’m dumb.

Others just don’t like me.

I guess everyone is going through changes.

At least now I know what I am.

Ringdinglingadingalingringdingding.

Hey, what’s that sound?

This Christmas, try to appreciate your friends.

Dingdingdingalingringdongding.

Don’t run away and leave them all alone!

Did I do something wrong?

It’s a real mystery.

Am I untrustworthy?

I try my best!

Here is the sad truth…

Well, I’m sure everything will be just fine.

I’d wish you well, but…

Thanks for those real memories!