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TRIGGER WARNING: EvE Online
I got a lot of EvEMail.
Some miners want to pimp me out at Fanfest.
They love to share their fantasies.
There’s more where that came from.
Other miners want to apologize.
Even apologetic miners need mining permits.
Woah! Calm down…
o7 capsuleers!
That’s right.
Miner Mike recently learned a valuable lesson.
Don’t mine.
Don’t you dare.
If you do, you’ll get punished.
Some miners like that.
That’s right.
Hey there.
Are you looking for love in EvE Online?
Many are in love with Kim Yo Aiko.
That’s right.
Thank you Comrade.
I’m definitely the main character.
That’s right.
I can’t wait.
I wonder what else he thinks about?
I wonder who else he thinks about?
Fortunately, I’m the most special.
That’s right.
o7 capsuleers!
To be continued…
Fly Fearless alliance was feeling the fear.
As Juneteenth concludes, we now resume our narrative.
Envoy Arby was (and is) official CODE. Fly Fearless leadership.
Gai found his own leadership challenged.
Every policy was up for review.
Meanwhile, Envoy began to form his own fleets.
He even offered full SRP.
Other newbro mentors also organized content.
Deputy Director Arby was always eager to help.
Everybody was impressed.
Your raffle number is 44.
To be continued…
In Halaima?
It’s not her first time.
Dakkonka is a repeat customer.
We know.
Ya know?
The other miners know what’s up.
There’s gotta be a better place to mine.
o7
Listening to: Silent Justice
Silent Company wanted to make a deal.
Maybe I can just kill them all?
We started with bumps in the night.
Challenge accepted.
Silent Company didn’t like the medicine.
Georgia began to feel bad for them.
So we let them enjoy some free mining.
Mining foreman The L0adi3 offered 100 million a week.
The bribe was firmly rejected.
Mining time was over.
Will Silent Company ever mine our moons again?
To be continued…
Men say the darnedest things.
We all enjoy this game.
Bad boys go on and on.
This is my destiny.
Some men are straight to it.
Others linger awhile.
Where did he go?
A real mystery.
I wonder if he moved next door?
Honestly, miners seem confused.
BRich, this is not a negotiation.
Richard Cranium III > wat whay
What a game.
o7 capsuleers!
Welcome to my space blog.
Miners say a lot of strange things.
It’s nice to have friends.
These boomers lack social skills.
They are bads.
They are also thirsty.
Sometimes, they get very excited.
They love to chat.
I can’t wait to kill them again.
What an actual pleb.
That’s right.
Old News: Globby and loyalanon got permabanned (again)
#SAD
#GETFUCKED
Oh well…
I guess we’ll never know what happened.
Maybe I had something to do with it?
I kinda don’t like racist losers.
I don’t want to be associated with them.
They just don’t get it.
They are, well…
Kinda mental!
Fortunately, I’ve got good news.
Where we’re going, we won’t need miners (or racists).
We can just kill them all.
