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He’s the greatest bumper in the history of the galaxy.
Nowadays, he’s Senior Director.
Recently, a daredevil tried to murder our beloved Envoy.
Envoy offered the would-be assassin some advice.
Just then, Jesus foresaw the miner’s fate.
It’s true what they say.
That’s right.
Later that day, the miner told his friends randoms in local.
Bzzbzz.
Without further ado…
A couple hours later…
Miners are known crybaby bads.
See what I mean?
#FACTS
Wtf does that even mean?
"You piece of shit parasite, find something better to do, learn another language, you failed gringo."
That’s right!
@Scobichevsky “new diggers destroyers like will cost x10 ventures. I have a suspicion that they will gank”
f9dfk “I will write castole and we will make a collage of the century blowing children’s shovels in the vicinity of the jita.”
Helm Makenen “castole and company with relatives of pedophiles. Moral monsters who blow up children’s shovels and get satisfaction by smearing helpless noobs. Vile abomination. and everything that collapses with this trash“‘
That’s right!
They seem to enjoy the content.
o7 capsuleers!
Silent Company wasn’t sufficiently silent.
So they got a stiff response.
The Big Bomper was back.
This would not end well for transgressors.
They had not been so bumped since 2012.
It would not take long.
We were going to need MORE miners on OUR moons.
PLOT TWIST: Bumpers and gankers are in bed together.
The system was soon empty.
Silent Company was totally dominated by a real man.
This big boy humiliated the miners, soaring through their orbital rings.
Embarrassing!
To be continued…
You know what? I think I will join.
I enjoy meeting miners.
They always need help!
Really?
If you live long enough, I’ll kill you for sure.
Best of luck!
That’s right.
That’s right!
o7 bros…
A lot of people are into it.
I certainly agree.
Recently, I was docked up in Afivad.
That’s on the edge of my Domain.
Here, I encountered the local miners.
They wondered what me and my alts were doing.
So I introduced myself.
They understood me perfectly.
That’s right.
I think they like me.
Oh right…
After that, they station camped me hard.
I was trapped in a station.
They had a real defense fleet.
Scary!
I’ve decided to visit more often.
I think Braless Mining is really wild.
These bad girls boys need some attention.
Ya kno?
To be continued…
Listening to: Silent Justice
Some miners talk a lot of trash.
One day, one of my best friend returned to EvE Online.
Then he invited all his alts to punish the bullies.
They crossed our red line!
These are consequences, which will never be the same.
Do bigots deserve acts of counterbullying?
The carebears tried to intimidate us.
This was going to be a multibox war crowd dispersal.
When it was all over…
Who do you think won?
That’s right.
Silent Company got bumped off our moons.
To be continued…
He had a ship that could shoot back.
Meanwhile, another miner started to cry.
Shooting back just isn’t enough.
It was a good fight.
The miners backed each other up.
Not everyone can be me.
I’m kinda the best.
That’s right.
Oh look, I killed Dracula.
I also caught Captain Hook.
Cool.
Here’s another clam miner.
o7 capsuleers!
I’m like Jane Goodall with the carebears.
Every miner has a story to tell.
Many overshare every pathetic detail.
A few dream big.
In EvE Online, you can be anything you want.
Just imagine!
That’s right.
That’s right!
o7 capsuleers!
Watch out for the witch, Aiko Danuja!
That’s right.
TRIGGER WARNING: EvE Online
I got a lot of EvEMail.
Some miners want to pimp me out at Fanfest.
They love to share their fantasies.
There’s more where that came from.
Other miners want to apologize.
Even apologetic miners need mining permits.
Woah! Calm down…
o7 capsuleers!
That’s right.
