I won a real null battle.
They were bads.
Nullbears can’t even survive Highsec…
I know what happened next!
We killed them all.
That’s right.
RIP!
Test Alliance Dead Alliance
Not a Miner!
EvE Online is full of not a miners.
You can’t trust them.
They are all liars.
Does that look like a miner to you?
Mining is not cool.
That’s definitely a miner!
Nobody likes a miner.
Once a miner, always a miner!
Just kill them all.
Nasty little diggers…
Put them out of their misery.
That’s right.
Mine around and find out!
That’s right.
Cute Gankers
Hey there!
Words of wisdom.
We love to help new players.
There you go, lil fella!
o7 capsuleers!
Big Bounty
Get rich quick.
Maybe have fun?
Everybody is welcome!
EvE Online is new player friendly.
That’s right.
Miner Thoughts
Hey there.
Carebears always want to chat.
They have some interesting ideas.
What will the miners think of next?
Wow!
Is that right?
Really?
Safety CODE. is doing great.
What’s our secret?
That’s right!
o7 capsuleers!
More Easter Eggs
Hey there.
Eve Online has some interesting characters.
Isn’t that special?
That’s right!
Well, ok then!
Is that right?
Cheerzah!
Happy Easter
Some guys don’t like condoms.
Oh well.
Everyone else is having a great time.
That’s right.
07 capsuleers!
xD
=BONUS EASTER CONTENT=
Hail
HeilHail, and well met!
Miners don’t want to pay.
They owe a lot of money.
That’s right!
That’s right…
Remember the freightliner.
Pay or die, that is the LAW.
That’s right.
Cheerzah brav!
Go Hard
Listening to: Gank Hard
Hey there.
Safety is a “herd of morons”.
Isn’t that right?
It’s a common question.
Honestly, we are having fun.
Miners sure have a lot to say.
They don’t like gankers.
We don’t like them either.
The solution is obvious.
That’s right.
That’s right!
That’s right!!!
Get some.
EvE Online is not an easy game.
We love to help.
CCP needs the money.
Valar morghulis.
That just how it be.
All miners must die.
o7 capsuleer!
