Good Clean Fun

Listening to: Aftermath

Trigger Warning: EvE Online

Oh my, that one really crossed the line…

From time to time, we review CCP’s character name policy.

They take inappropriate names very seriously.

Let’s take a quick stroll through Search…

Everything looks fine here!

CCP has already addressed the most sensitive subjects.

EvE Online is a SAFE space.

No racism or inappropriate sexual content here!

Can you find the naughty word?

Hmph! Me neither…

Just harmless fun in EvE Online.

It’s impossible to get a naughty name past the GM team!

Anything catch your eye?

No worries here.

If nobody has killed themself in 7 years, it’s fine!

Just good clean fun for everyone.

As you can see, CCP is on top of it.

Nothing even remotely questionable here!

A decade is plenty of time to catch these bad boys!

This year, we award CCP a Gold Star.

Long gone are the days of blatantly offensive gamer names.

This is now a wholesome family game!

Every conceivable topic has been thoroughly addressed.

CCP is super woke.

Ok, see ya next year.

Have fun!

haha

=BEHIND THE SCENES=

The AWOX Files

Everybody knows the story.

Awox the awoxer, who awoxed his friends and family.

It sounds legit.

We’ve heard the story many times.

However, Awox always told a different tale…

He wasn’t an awoxer at all!

We brought him in for a quick interview.

This led to a surprising revelation.

I introduce to you, Awox the friendly carebear.

He couldn’t awox a fly.

He thinks awoxing is toxic.

The true story, according to Awox, is that the Mittani is a pedo.

Awox’s name is a tribute to his former employer’s beloved grandmother.

The goons invented griefplay to impugn her memory.

What a nice guy!

Awox prefers that people use my name, Aiko.

He’s also a fan!

…and now you know, the rest of the story.

=AFTERWORD=

Highsec Rap Battle

Listening to: Booty Bomb

We’ve been keeping it real up in here, up in here.

Lightbulb was crying all to himself in local.

So we invited him to the RAP BATTLE.

He got on stage to introduce himself.

His rap started slow…

…gradually he began to vibe…

…then he dropped the bomb!

AMAZING!

Can I get a round #2 up in here?

Awwwwww yeeeeh… (only thing I eat are… ohhhhhhh)

What a guy.

Sad!

He was a real griefer.

Amazing stuff.

\o/

Let’s hear it for: LIGHTBULB GANNNNNNNNNNNNJA

I’m glad he had fun.

*cue house lights*

=AFTERPARTY=

I just needed my isk back!

I’m just glad I could help.

Stay positive!

Elon Miner Musk

The New Order helps a lot of miners.

SpaceX newbie mining corp CEO Elon is a typical pleb.

Even he knows how to butter my bread.

Meanwhile, in EvE Online…

…Elon’s fellow miners continue to cry.

It’s kinda funny.

That does look familiar…

Elon, we are here when you are ready.

No miner left behind!

SpaceX is the Absolute Order of our era.

What fun!

Meanwhile, in New York’s 1st Judicial District.

Thanks for the free PLEX Elon!

Maybe Elon just met his next ex-wife?

Not A Miners

EvE Online has a lot of miners.

Many miners roleplay as not a miners.

They claim they don’t mine.

This is a lie.

They are probably mining right now.

Never trust a miner.

All miners fly mining ships.

If they are a miner, they are mining.

I don’t think I like miners.

Maybe we should kill all the miners?

That would be for the best.

Believe it or not…

…but they are all miners.

Every single one of them.