Most people accept (and even love) me.
A few grumpy carebears do not.
Aiko Danuja > We are a Goon Special Interest Group established by karttoon in 2005.
Pietro Micca > No.
Pietro Micca > You are not linked in any way to goonswarm.
Aiko Danuja > that is an OUTRAGEOUS lie
Pietro Micca > I’m a goon.
Pietro Micca > You are not linked in any way to goonswarm.
In fact, Pietru is the real notagoon.
Another stolen valour miner…
Pietro Micca > If you want, i can brb in 3 days corped.
Whadda Badasaz > Pietro Micca you are the equivalent of some kid who just got accepted to basic and you are here telling us that you are like real Goon or something and that’s cool, but right now we are on special assignment in Tash-Murkon
Jinx Beirut > Gankdrop over Jarkalad in T Minus 10
Sonja Jang-mi Black > Roger that, now cut the comms, don’t want this greenhorn to ruin our entire op.
Aiko Danuja > Pietro Micca u are one fake goon unlike the good people in this Goon special operations taskforce
What do you think?
Jinx Beirut > plz gib molok 4 poor not goon
Aiko Danuja > i can definitely not afford to lose 20 titans
Mary Gankins > im not a goon im just called Mary Gankins like ok bro im secretly PanFam
Jinx Beirut > i support RMT and BOTTING
Pietro Micca > Well, it’s also globally know that you are huge liers
What’s the truth?
Aiko Danuja > We are the SWORD of the Mittani, enforcing the Great Gallente Ice Interdiction.
Pietro Micca > No
Pietro Micca > Don’t lie to me here. I KNOW
Pietro Micca > I know because i asked to director of goon.
Whadda Badasaz > Pietro Micca It sounds like your security clearance is too low for this channel. You should stay in NewGoon carebear support channels.
Pietro Micca > You are not affiliated (ever) to goon, plz stop scam.
Aiko Danuja > Sir, this is a high security zone…
Suddenly, Pietro hurled a vile insult.
I guess that’s a compliment?
So am I a mythological Goon, or not?
I decided to verify my citizenship, just to make sure.
It takes one to know one.
That’s as official as it gets.
Indeed.
o/
