Check out this trick (yes, today).
First, get their attention.
Ganking, bumping, warping around – whatever works.
Some miners enjoy the chase.
However, they are easily confused.
It’s important to address their concerns.
I’m the greatest ganker in the history of EvE Online.
Wouldn’t you like to meet me?
I’m nicer than my alts.
There was just one outstanding issue.
His alts also need permits…
This is a good racket.
In Eve Online, everything is fungible.
That’s right.
Can you guess what happened next?
Scroll down to see if you guessed correctly!
That’s right.
Did you guess correctly?
===AFTERWORD===
He went FULL CAPITAL on me.
We even had a BONUS round.
He was one lucky winner!
I’m happy to help.
That’s right.
Cheerzah!
Another happy customer.
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