How to Sell a Mining Permit, #115625

Step 1: Meet a Miner

Step 2: Write a Citation (or Five)

Step 3: Penalties

Aiko Danuja > we can do 150 for all 5 of your alts
QuantumFx > 150 millions?
Aiko Danuja > correct

I like to be agreeable.

QuantumFx > For the 5 characters?
Aiko Danuja > that’s right
QuantumFx > And they let me mine for a whole year?
Aiko Danuja > that’s correct
QuantumFx > Okay, let’s be clear. I have 5 characters. Manolo Acosta Mr Pitufo Don Sheldon Guillermo Romero and me
Aiko Danuja > right
QuantumFx > And what guarantees do they give me?
Aiko Danuja > If your ship is wrongly destroyed, it will be replaced at the nearest trade hub.
QuantumFx > Perfect! Who do I send them to?
Aiko Danuja > Aiko Danuja
QuantumFx > ok i send to my principal character Manulo

His main miner tried to scam me!

Cool blackface bro.

Step 4: Euthanasia

It’s the law.

I love to negotiate.

It was time for miner math.

Everything makes perfect sense.

Miners deserve a square deal.

He can pay the rest later.

What do you think?

That’s right.

I’m doing swell.

Peace.

ACHTUNG SAFETI!

It’s a dangerous galaxy.

Are you paying attention?

Miners need to stay alert in the Ganges.

Fortunately, antigankers are here to help.

Get out, gogogo!

In EvE Online, cuicide is such a popular sport.

Fortunately, everybody gets fair warning.

Unfortunately, AFK miners can’t read a warning.

When I’m around, they really should dock.

My mere existence is a clear warning.

However, miners are kinda dumb.

F.L.Y.S.A.F.E.

Three Timing Felix

In EvE Online, love is risky.

Recently, Felix got in trouble.

Apparently, he made his new girl CEO.

SheHe took everything!

What a dunce.

I hope they are happy together.

Meanwhile, I feel betrayed.

Felix has been lying to me for a long time.

He never sent those flowers.

Instead, he sent them to my friend.

He even called herhim a princess!

Wtf?

Felix also went after my alts.

You know what kind of man does that?

He went through my whole channel.

Felix only wanted one thing from me.

He acted like he would buy me a nice meal.

What girl doesn’t love grilled Matari?

However, men always want something else.

Goodbye Felix.

To be continued…

Some dogs just can’t stay away.


Highsec Miner Grab Bag #254

On Loop: Shoot the Miner

Highsec Miner Grab Bag #253

Occasionally, we read old mail.

The people stay in touch.

I don’t mind.

Many write from beyond the grave.

They haunt my friends.

The dead love to rattle their chains.

They often feel wronged.

Don’t mess with a gangster mommy.

Miners also mail my alts!

I should write that one back…

I’ve got unread mail to and from people that no longer exist.

I have correspondence with permabanned has-beens.

Those losers sure have a lot to cry about.

Oh well!

Every miner has something to say.

Some miners just spam.

Others beg for mercy.

I am so glad/sorry that happened to your Viper?

Don’t invade Highsec!

In EvE Online, trash talk has consequences.

F.L.Y.S.A.F.E.

Praise Aiko Forever

Listening to: Ozzy

Welcome to my real-life EvE Online fanclub.

It is nice (and increasingly lucrative).

Check this out.

I think I’m just getting started.

Ya know?

I know what losers cry about
I’m making my own decisions
They ain’t gonna bring me down

I just gonna stay high
I like playing this game

It looks nice from here

All my life I’ve been over the top
I know exactly what I’m doing
All I know is I ain’t gonna stop
All fired up, I’m gonna go till you drop

Why don’t fools listen to me?
Nothing I say is gonna set them free
Don’t need no racist gankbears bro
Too many religions for only one god

I don’t need another saviour
Don’t try to change my mind
You know I’m one of a kind
Ain’t gonna change me

I don’t wanna stop
Are you ever going to stop? (yes)
I don’t wanna stop, I ain’t gonna stop
I ain’t gonna stop, I don’t wanna stop
Are you ever going to stop? (yes)
I ain’t gonna

Level 4 Bonus Room

I met another crazy miner.

I just bask in the attention.

Bro, this blog be powered with ChatGPT.

Welcome to the real EvE Online.

Big Surprise!

Twas me.

Would I recommend EvE Online to a friend?

All my friends play EvE Online.

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Chat GPT gives us deeper insight into the mind of a miner.

The waters of Taohuatan are a thousand feet deep, but not so deep as my shamelessness, lasting unto 18 generations.

高安打人丧良心

Krig’s Korner, Episode 23

Krig’s Korner, Episode 22

When you pull over a miner…

…you never know what to expect.

Sometimes they admit it.

Then they keep talking.

Cool story bro.

Let’s meet another.

Hold on…

Like scribble at the bus stop?

We’ll get back to that…

What kind of bus stop?

Well, what about the rest of the story?

What happened next?

Super Perforator lost a dear friend that day.

Another happy ending.