Gosh.
Miners be misbehaving.
Just shaking my head.
You guys…
Calm down!
Let’s just be friends.
I wanna get along.
Would you like that?
Ok?
Silly miners.
I wish you all the best…
Cheers!
Haha, as if.
Bye!
Author: Princess Aiko
Highsec Miner Grab Bag #225
I FUCK YOUR KIND, YOUR JAMES 315 FUCK DEAD ASCKES, YOU FUCKING CUM DIRTY DRESSFUCKING, ABOMINATION YOU ALL SUCK DUCK TV PUBLIC TOILETS
Super Easy
It’s one of the most common questions.
Most miners want a permit.
Of course, some gobloks refuse to cooperate.
Others are more agreeable, and listen to reason.
Nobody wants legal trouble.
Nobody wants punishment.
It’s always best to confess and cooperate.
Archangel89 was happy to negotiate with a pirate police princess.
He decided to purchase permits for his entire family.
What a lucky miner.
So Simple
It’s pretty simple.
I’m Princess Aiko.
Yes, that’s me!
I love to write about myself.
Sometimes, I even think about my friends.
We are doing a pretty good job.
I’ve been making a lot of new buddies.
We are gonna help all the carebears.
You can’t stop me.
I’m getting rich.
This is way better than mining.
Also, I’m having fun!
|_<3\/3
Highsec is full of little surprises.
We don’t like outsiders.
We’ve established our own sovereign regime.
I’m the official head of state…
…and I’m enjoying my EVE career.
I’m good at it!
Men love their little Princess.
I mean, really, they do.
Like, really, really.
I love them too!
I give the boys a real purpose in EVE Online.
I’m just a sexy lady.
Such a good girl.
No wonder James married me…
Toodleoo!
Big Trouble in Zeroland
Marilyn Manson has been concerned.
Apparently, it’s not safe to mine in a zero security warzone?
That whore Elise better pay her rent!
What happens when you recruit a mining Quisling?
What happens when you form an alliance of bot aspirants?
The null tutorial is getting harder.
Pandemic Horde has never seen such a crisis.
Is it possible to anti-awox?
What kind of person would grief innocent nullbears?
It’s just sad.
I’m scared of nullsec, and I am not Slimy Worm.
February 19
HeranMan‘s great DDOS attack continues.
Yep, I’ve been shut down.
I think we can agree that miners are stupid drug addicts.
These people actually exist in real-life.
I dunno Clark, you might be a carebear.
That’s right, suicide ganking is an international war crime.
From a woman’s perspective, he seems kinda sexist.
He’s also a hypocrite.
Real men love Aiko.
That’s right.
Enjoy this video, as HateLess answers that old question, “Why Was I Ganked?”
Dossed in Isa
In the darkness, a voice cried out.
HeranMan was fed up with space bullies.
However, Chad worried about this young miner.
EVE is just a game, but with real-life consequences.
Experienced New Order agents recognized an opportunity for FREE tech support.
Like William Rageclaw, Heran began a DDOS offensive.
A few cynics doubted Heran’s ability.
However, Heran revealed his ability to hack Aiko, via the EVE client.
Finally, someone was taking a stand against autism.
Like many all miners, Heran has a substance abuse condition.
When Shekel tried to use facts, Heran snapped.
Can CCP servers handle the DDOS?
Never go full bot.
Heran offered one last surprise.
Goodbye Rush
Wow, I never anticipated that I’d use my galactic bully pulpit to eulogize Rush Limbaugh, but apparently he died, and I didn’t expect this. I just found out, and I’m taken aback. So I’d like to share my three fondest moments with Rush.
I remember when he explained how Major League Baseball is racist. Those bright stadium lights are so intense, and Caucasian players are truly disadvantaged, whilst African players feel right at home. I also remember the time Rush got stuck in midtown traffic. The poor guy had to get out and walk. It was terrible. Imagine, having to walk. In another misadventure, Rush went to a gas station. The boy wasn’t there, so Rush had to fill the tank all by himself. Did you know that gas tanks don’t fill themselves? How is anybody supposed to figure out how the pump works? Isn’t that just ridiculous?
Ah, Rush, you kept me amused for so many hours, in Kansas, and Oklahoma, and across that great Texas horizon. Best wishes, my chatty little buddy.
Isanamo Ventures
Like many Zionists, Goldstein simply wants money.
Fortunately, more experienced miners can help.
Alas, all miners must die.
Of course, it would be anti-Semitic to think all Zionists are miners.
Indeed, Shekelstein kills miners.
He seeks to create a holy land, free and pure.
However, bigots like Toekeshi oppose this dream.
Such people are consumed by hate.
Toekeshi began chanting, as Shekel cleansed Isanamo.
Docked up, with no spaceship, there was nothing else to do.
Toekeshi wondered, whether Shekelstein might be an internet tough guy.
Actually, Shekelstein is a big strong man, in real life!
What a stud.
